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Dear self,
Please try not to lose the watch you just bought, b/c that would be the third you've lost in the last two months. Also, it would be great if you could remember where you put your nametag and your good boxcutter for work. In fact, let's work on not losing anything for the next month. If you could do that, I would greatly appreciate it. Now be a good little dyke and go to bed. These overnight shifts are far too hard on you, and you'll be very cranky if you don't sleep.
Respectfully,
Your Superego
Please try not to lose the watch you just bought, b/c that would be the third you've lost in the last two months. Also, it would be great if you could remember where you put your nametag and your good boxcutter for work. In fact, let's work on not losing anything for the next month. If you could do that, I would greatly appreciate it. Now be a good little dyke and go to bed. These overnight shifts are far too hard on you, and you'll be very cranky if you don't sleep.
Respectfully,
Your Superego