Queen Bee: part 2
Electrician has been and gone. Twice. Still not finished but at least I've now got a week without him making a mess of my kitchen and lounge. Oh, and thanks to him we found a dead mouse under the floorboards in the lounge. Lovely.
Last time: We met our Queen Bee Abee Keeper and her first 'worker' - brilliantcat 's Wesley. You'll never guess what they got up to. :3
Come on, Wesley. Abee's just given birth to twin boys for you and you're making her hold them both?! Honestly. Men.
As you can see, we have the perfect healthy environment for little Bannor and Korik to grow up in.
Wesley: "Oh for the love of humanity! How can we bring more children into the world when it is full of such terrible things?"
Bannor: *out of shot and perilously positioned on the cold, hard floor between Wesley's big stompy boot and the pile of fly-riddled garbage* Oh I don't know that it's all so bad. *ponders new surroundings*
Hey, I know what will cheer you up. Oh... I see you've already discovered something. Abee, mind where those feet are going - we need Wesley's swimmers in tip top condition for another 3 children please.
Elena is now very upwardly mobile and getting in plenty of practise running away from scary things.
Like her parents in bed, for example.
Elena: "RUN AWAY!" *coconuts*
Wesley! Get yourself to the bathroom, man. This is not an ISBI legacy!
Wesley: "But that's what everyone else is doing these days. I just want to join in the fun." *emo*
Elena: *is sneaksy*
It was about time she got out of that crib anyway because it's her birthday!
Elena: "I was told there would be punch and pie cake."
Korik: *FILTH*
Good grief, more birthdays! I'm going to have to get used to this. Elena looks like she's just about to swallow that party hooter. Ahem.
You're doing it so very very wrong.
The attempted ageing up of the twins took so long that poor Wesley pissed himself. Again.
Elena: "Wooo! Yeeeah! Dad peed on the floor!"
Anyway. Several hours later, Korik knows that if the floor is good enough for his Dad then there no way he's going wees in the potty.
Also - red dreads! Squeee :D
Even more hours later.... the next day, in fact. Toddler Bannor is ready to take over the world.
Wesley: "And then the poor lady fell out of the aeroplane, down and down through the sky, until finally she went SPLAT! right in front of a car."
Bannor: "Again! Again!"
Baby #4 is on the way. Abee seems to be having thoughts of the baby roaster. Shame on you.
Again, did you guys not get the memo? This is Queen Bee! I don't think I should have said 6 kids was going to be a cakewalk last time.
Also because I've developed a worrying addiction to McVitie's Jamaica Ginger Cake in the past week. Best. Cake. Ever.
Oh look. More fail. Wesley does not like the Smart Milk. The feeling is mutual.
Bannor: "You know every legacy has this line. OH LOOK THIS BLOCK DOLL HAS A FLAVOR."
Korik: "HAHAHAHAHAHA"
Korik: "Actually, it doesn't taste too bad y'know."
Bannor: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Korik: "No, I'm serious. You should try this red one. It's delicious."
Meanwhile, out in the lounge Elena is here to provide the "Oh my ticker" faces for the latest birth.
A little girl, Atiaran. Tan skin with freckles, Wesley's brown hair and green eyes. You won't see another shot of her until she grows into a toddler because we had some skintone issues. o.O
Atiaran: *waves*
Korik is not impressed by bathtime. Mostly because it's time for him to age up again. He wants to be able to choose whether or not to be parted from his old friend Ball Of Stink.
Korik: "B-but I wanted Ball Of Stink to come to my party."
Korik's Party: *isn't really happening*
Here he is, all grown up. I think I have a favourite :D
Way to be a supportive Mum there, Abee.
Luckily Elena and Bannor are there to appreciate Korik's musical talents.
Bannor: "She's still behind me, isn't she?"
Atiaran: "But I want to be able to shower myself toooooo!"
Hold your horses, little one. You've only just grown into a toddler! Now how about pulling a nice face to show everyone how cute you are?
Atiaran: *obliges*
She's obsessed with that fish tank, by the way.
The Smart Milk has passed it's loathing of Wesley onto the trash compactor.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the kitchen - a newly pregnant (again) Abee doesn't know where to look. But the smell of burning pork chops sure is appetising, yes?
Hell yes he's my favourite. *pulls dreads playfully*
Stupid untucked top/jeans not working properly.
Points to Bannor for being my first bathtub pirate since the reinstall, though!
I know I'd pop for pancakes. This is Abee's 4th pregnancy and if she has twins this time then I've hit the required 6 kids! I am really hoping for twins :3
Korik has been spending an awful lot of time with his big sister. Although this probably counts as a lot awful time.
Korik: "She's weeing... and it's going all on the flooooor!"
Elena: "It's not wee, it's the wrong colour."
Korik: "Then what iiiiiiiis iiiiiiiiiit?!" D:
They've even taken to sharing their parents bed. At least I haven't got twincest to worry about.
Korik: "I wish Bannor were here."
Damnit >.<
A bit of Wesley fanservice for.... well, for me really. That's got to be the hottest potty face I've ever seen.
And it's that time again. Will it be twins?! Tune in next time to find out! *is evil*
Last time: We met our Queen Bee Abee Keeper and her first 'worker' - brilliantcat 's Wesley. You'll never guess what they got up to. :3
Come on, Wesley. Abee's just given birth to twin boys for you and you're making her hold them both?! Honestly. Men.
As you can see, we have the perfect healthy environment for little Bannor and Korik to grow up in.
Wesley: "Oh for the love of humanity! How can we bring more children into the world when it is full of such terrible things?"
Bannor: *out of shot and perilously positioned on the cold, hard floor between Wesley's big stompy boot and the pile of fly-riddled garbage* Oh I don't know that it's all so bad. *ponders new surroundings*
Hey, I know what will cheer you up. Oh... I see you've already discovered something. Abee, mind where those feet are going - we need Wesley's swimmers in tip top condition for another 3 children please.
Elena is now very upwardly mobile and getting in plenty of practise running away from scary things.
Like her parents in bed, for example.
Elena: "RUN AWAY!" *coconuts*
Wesley! Get yourself to the bathroom, man. This is not an ISBI legacy!
Wesley: "But that's what everyone else is doing these days. I just want to join in the fun." *emo*
Elena: *is sneaksy*
It was about time she got out of that crib anyway because it's her birthday!
Elena: "I was told there would be punch and pie cake."
Korik: *FILTH*
Good grief, more birthdays! I'm going to have to get used to this. Elena looks like she's just about to swallow that party hooter. Ahem.
You're doing it so very very wrong.
The attempted ageing up of the twins took so long that poor Wesley pissed himself. Again.
Elena: "Wooo! Yeeeah! Dad peed on the floor!"
Anyway. Several hours later, Korik knows that if the floor is good enough for his Dad then there no way he's going wees in the potty.
Also - red dreads! Squeee :D
Even more hours later.... the next day, in fact. Toddler Bannor is ready to take over the world.
Wesley: "And then the poor lady fell out of the aeroplane, down and down through the sky, until finally she went SPLAT! right in front of a car."
Bannor: "Again! Again!"
Baby #4 is on the way. Abee seems to be having thoughts of the baby roaster. Shame on you.
Again, did you guys not get the memo? This is Queen Bee! I don't think I should have said 6 kids was going to be a cakewalk last time.
Also because I've developed a worrying addiction to McVitie's Jamaica Ginger Cake in the past week. Best. Cake. Ever.
Oh look. More fail. Wesley does not like the Smart Milk. The feeling is mutual.
Bannor: "You know every legacy has this line. OH LOOK THIS BLOCK DOLL HAS A FLAVOR."
Korik: "HAHAHAHAHAHA"
Korik: "Actually, it doesn't taste too bad y'know."
Bannor: "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Korik: "No, I'm serious. You should try this red one. It's delicious."
Meanwhile, out in the lounge Elena is here to provide the "Oh my ticker" faces for the latest birth.
A little girl, Atiaran. Tan skin with freckles, Wesley's brown hair and green eyes. You won't see another shot of her until she grows into a toddler because we had some skintone issues. o.O
Atiaran: *waves*
Korik is not impressed by bathtime. Mostly because it's time for him to age up again. He wants to be able to choose whether or not to be parted from his old friend Ball Of Stink.
Korik: "B-but I wanted Ball Of Stink to come to my party."
Korik's Party: *isn't really happening*
Here he is, all grown up. I think I have a favourite :D
Way to be a supportive Mum there, Abee.
Luckily Elena and Bannor are there to appreciate Korik's musical talents.
Bannor: "She's still behind me, isn't she?"
Atiaran: "But I want to be able to shower myself toooooo!"
Hold your horses, little one. You've only just grown into a toddler! Now how about pulling a nice face to show everyone how cute you are?
Atiaran: *obliges*
She's obsessed with that fish tank, by the way.
The Smart Milk has passed it's loathing of Wesley onto the trash compactor.
Meanwhile, on the other side of the kitchen - a newly pregnant (again) Abee doesn't know where to look. But the smell of burning pork chops sure is appetising, yes?
Hell yes he's my favourite. *pulls dreads playfully*
Stupid untucked top/jeans not working properly.
Points to Bannor for being my first bathtub pirate since the reinstall, though!
I know I'd pop for pancakes. This is Abee's 4th pregnancy and if she has twins this time then I've hit the required 6 kids! I am really hoping for twins :3
Korik has been spending an awful lot of time with his big sister. Although this probably counts as a lot awful time.
Korik: "She's weeing... and it's going all on the flooooor!"
Elena: "It's not wee, it's the wrong colour."
Korik: "Then what iiiiiiiis iiiiiiiiiit?!" D:
They've even taken to sharing their parents bed. At least I haven't got twincest to worry about.
Korik: "I wish Bannor were here."
Damnit >.<
A bit of Wesley fanservice for.... well, for me really. That's got to be the hottest potty face I've ever seen.
And it's that time again. Will it be twins?! Tune in next time to find out! *is evil*