Valentines Day...

[bifffargo]

Valentines Day is a sham holiday for the consumer. Another vain holiday for the materialistic woman. Yes, woman. Valentines Day isn't about Men. You hardly see Men get anything for Valentines Day, except for sex, because they gave there wife/girlfriend something really expensive. It's really a waste of time. Other than Christmas, it's one of the easiest days to get laid. You feel depressed if your alone because you have no one to share it with and everyone around you is doing lovely and romantic things. But if your in a relationship, and you fail to meet the standards of a good Valentines Day present, then it can be just as depressing as if you were alone.

Doesn't sound like a very nice day to me...

I reject your holiday and substitute my own.