Meet Our Guests... week one
Welcome... to Paradise.
We have with us 11 of the finest specimens that the Lesbianation has to offer. We're all fully aware of the rules ~ now let's get aquainted with our surroundings.
As you can all see, Paradise consists of a small, dingy, dark, moist and sticky local lesbian bar. For our purposes, we have excluded everyone but our VIP guests, a bartender and, of course, security. Our lovely bartender Deb (aka "momma") will have the distinct honor of inebriating our guests & entertaining them with her snaggle-toothed view of life. LPH security is provided by Marlene, who - true to form - will not be speaking with any of you.
Now... Let's meet our guests.
*First, we have Token bi-grrl. She's ALMOST 21 (shhh... don't tell Marlene), super political and a full time student who's very very angry at the world. What a catch!!
*Next, meet Chip ~ our token emotionally dead boi. Hy's in hys late 20's, floundering from job to job, used to be a spy for the Navy and has a penchant for wearing shirts and ties. Top THAT, bois!!
*Next, meet Gropy~ our token toker. Lovely Gropes is approximately 23, depending on how high she is when you ask. She's an LPN who enjoys stealing meds from the old folk's home. Wooo hoo!
*Here comes Genius, our self proclaimed token artist in residence. Hy's just over 30 & works a hefty 15 hour work week... when hy can make it. Genius is always right, grrls... so watch out!
*Oh, look, its Mango ~ our token 18 year old. She may be bi, but she DOES want to fuck a mango. She's a lifeguard, folks... who'd like to have CPR done by her???
*Coming up the line next is Shorty ~ our token lil butch. Hy's 30, college educated, and emotionally retarded. Peter Pan syndrome, anyone??
*Next we have Boobs ~ our token crunchy femme. She's got huge boobs (that's right, bois) and and even larger penchant for drama. She's in her early 20's and, as far as we know, has never actually had a job.
*Oh, look, it's Fluffy ~ our token "doesn't believe hy's butch" butch. Fluffy is 27 and and a fast food manager. Hy's seemingly incapable of lasting more than a week without major drama ~~ BRAVO!!!
*Our lovely token schizoid goes by the name of Schizoid... we didn't press the issue here, folks. She's in her mid 20's, believes she's being followed by demons & lives on her disability check. Oh, my, look at the gorgeous facial piercings. OUCH!!
*Here we are, ladies and gentlemen.. its Bulldog ~ our token fuckhead. Hy's 40, thinks hy's 20 & failed the screen test for the Real World. We, of course, welcomed hym to Paradise with open arms. Hy's got a steady job ~ but no bank account. At least you can't say you didn't see that package comin' at ya!!
*Bringing up the rear, we find Lacivioso ~ our token stomach turner. Hy's 37, works at Kinko's and doesn't want people to know hy's gay. What a catch!! Don't be surprised to find hym drooling on you, grrls!!
We have with us 11 of the finest specimens that the Lesbianation has to offer. We're all fully aware of the rules ~ now let's get aquainted with our surroundings.
As you can all see, Paradise consists of a small, dingy, dark, moist and sticky local lesbian bar. For our purposes, we have excluded everyone but our VIP guests, a bartender and, of course, security. Our lovely bartender Deb (aka "momma") will have the distinct honor of inebriating our guests & entertaining them with her snaggle-toothed view of life. LPH security is provided by Marlene, who - true to form - will not be speaking with any of you.
Now... Let's meet our guests.
*First, we have Token bi-grrl. She's ALMOST 21 (shhh... don't tell Marlene), super political and a full time student who's very very angry at the world. What a catch!!
*Next, meet Chip ~ our token emotionally dead boi. Hy's in hys late 20's, floundering from job to job, used to be a spy for the Navy and has a penchant for wearing shirts and ties. Top THAT, bois!!
*Next, meet Gropy~ our token toker. Lovely Gropes is approximately 23, depending on how high she is when you ask. She's an LPN who enjoys stealing meds from the old folk's home. Wooo hoo!
*Here comes Genius, our self proclaimed token artist in residence. Hy's just over 30 & works a hefty 15 hour work week... when hy can make it. Genius is always right, grrls... so watch out!
*Oh, look, its Mango ~ our token 18 year old. She may be bi, but she DOES want to fuck a mango. She's a lifeguard, folks... who'd like to have CPR done by her???
*Coming up the line next is Shorty ~ our token lil butch. Hy's 30, college educated, and emotionally retarded. Peter Pan syndrome, anyone??
*Next we have Boobs ~ our token crunchy femme. She's got huge boobs (that's right, bois) and and even larger penchant for drama. She's in her early 20's and, as far as we know, has never actually had a job.
*Oh, look, it's Fluffy ~ our token "doesn't believe hy's butch" butch. Fluffy is 27 and and a fast food manager. Hy's seemingly incapable of lasting more than a week without major drama ~~ BRAVO!!!
*Our lovely token schizoid goes by the name of Schizoid... we didn't press the issue here, folks. She's in her mid 20's, believes she's being followed by demons & lives on her disability check. Oh, my, look at the gorgeous facial piercings. OUCH!!
*Here we are, ladies and gentlemen.. its Bulldog ~ our token fuckhead. Hy's 40, thinks hy's 20 & failed the screen test for the Real World. We, of course, welcomed hym to Paradise with open arms. Hy's got a steady job ~ but no bank account. At least you can't say you didn't see that package comin' at ya!!
*Bringing up the rear, we find Lacivioso ~ our token stomach turner. Hy's 37, works at Kinko's and doesn't want people to know hy's gay. What a catch!! Don't be surprised to find hym drooling on you, grrls!!