I rocked the shit.
For those of you that know and those of you that did not know. I performed at ACME comedy company tonight for the first time ever. And I rocked the shit, but I didn't win the evening. Some douche in a sportcoat and jeans won, (how gay is that look by the way?). Anyway, apparently wishing you were retarded and getting road head is funnier than baseball and anal sex. I beg to differ, but what the fuck. To those of you that showed up, thank you and a big fuck you to those that did not and didn't even make an attempt or tell me that you couldn't make it. And I'm sorry that you couldn't get in at 8pm, I didn't know that ACME would start selling away my guest list, but I also told you to show up fucking early and not at 8 o'clock. Douches. But again, thanks for at least trying.
And I will definitely do stand up again, because those three minutes that I did tonight was the best time I have ever had in my life. It was the fucking shit and I don't think I want to do anything else in my life but comedy. So there. And I'll talk at you all later and I will keep you posted as to when I do this again. Peace.
And I will definitely do stand up again, because those three minutes that I did tonight was the best time I have ever had in my life. It was the fucking shit and I don't think I want to do anything else in my life but comedy. So there. And I'll talk at you all later and I will keep you posted as to when I do this again. Peace.