A. Pick 20 of your favorite movies.
B. Then pick one of your favorite quotes from each movie.
C. Post the quotes in your journal.
D. Have those on your friends list try to guess what the movie is without Googling. Don't cheat, bitches.
E. Strike out the quote once it has been correctly identified and place the guesser’s username directly after the quote.
1. "Chuck. Chuck. It's Marvin - your cousin, Marvin BERRY. You know that new sound you're looking for? Well, listen to this."
rhody1380
2. "Yeah. That sounds like a really good deal. But I got a better one. How about... I give you the finger... and you give me my phone call."
glitternympho
3. "I don't want to cram in sex or guns or car chases or characters learning profound life lessons or growing or coming to like each other or overcoming obstacles to succeed in the end. The book isn't like that, and life isn't like that, it just isn't. I feel very strongly about this."
glitternympho,
kafkamnky
4. "Are you seeing planes? Is your name Tattoo? Because swear to God, you're living on Fantasy Island."
rhody1380
5. "He sang the strangest songs to me, by bands I had never heard of: Boston, Kansas, America, Europe, Asia. Travel exhausts me."
glitternympho,
kafkamnky
6. "...I am honored and grateful that you have invited me to your home on the wedding day of your daughter. And may their first child be a masculine child."
rhody1380,
glitternympho,
kafkamnky
7. "I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman."
kafkamnky
8. (hint: these are all from the same character) "I've been very lonely in my isolated tower of indecipherable speech." "Carrot juice, lots of it. I swear, sometimes it's not worth it. I piss orange. I have to piss sitting down like a goddamn girlie-girl every fifteen minutes." "My spunk is manna from heaven."
kafkamnky,
glitternympho kinda
9. "Fuck this whole city and everyone in it. From the row-houses of Astoria to the penthouses on Park Avenue, from the projects in the Bronx to the lofts in Soho. From the tenements in Alphabet City to the brownstones in Park slope to the split-levels in Staten Island. Let an earthquake crumble it, let the fires rage, let it burn to fucking ash and then let the waters rise and submerge this whole rat-infested place...No. No, fuck you, __________. You had it all, and you threw it away, you dumb fuck!"
drummersam,
kafkamnky
10. "So this is a Harvard bar, huh? I thought there'd be equations and shit on the wall."
kafkamnky
11. "I will drop-kick those fuckin' dogs if they come near me."
kafkamnky
12. "OK, so we got a trooper pulls someone over, we got a shooting, these folks drive by, there's a high-speed pursuit, ends here and then this execution-type deal."
13. "I hate Illinois Nazis. "
14. "Up your butt JoBu."
aoiikate
15. "Hokey religions and ancient weapons are no match for a good blaster at your side, kid."
glitternympho
16. "You're a god damn genius! This is the most outstanding answer I have ever heard. You must have a goddamn I.Q. of 160. You are goddamn gifted."
glitternympho,
kafkamnky
17. "Wrong. You are a prince who has never tied his own shoes. I tied my own shoes once. It is an overrated experience."
glitternympho,
kafkamnky
18. "Listen! We're not just doing this for money... We're doing it for a shit load of money!"
glitternympho,
kafkamnky
19. "They're not gonna release the album... because they have decided that the cover is sexist."
"Well, so what? What's wrong with bein' sexy?"
kafkamnky
20. "So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish? Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax...You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!"
kafkamnky,
glitternympho... kinda.
Nicely done you all, the only two you didn't get was 12. Fargo, and 13. The Blues Brothers... rock on!