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i wanted to do a voice post, but since i cant EVER be alone, ill have to try and write while i work.
there is a phrase i realized this morning, that i say quite often. in fact i found myself uttering it out loud at connies school (which you will find amusing in a moment) and realized then that i need to try and not say it out loud. they put all us parents in the cheap nosebleed seats(cafeteria tables). most of the parents were in fact grandparents, and cant tolerate those boardlike seats and after about the 2nd hour, we could hear a lot of grunting and groaning. my butt went to sleep, so i know, ol bertha granny behind me was in a hurtin.
i began thinking while they are calling the names for the b honor roll (which isnt even a true b honor roll, if they had one c, and one a, it averaged out to a b, more of that politically correct BS designed to include everyone) that the 3 hours they wasted doing this, could be better suited to a learning situation. instead of cutting out music class (which burns my ass big time) and physical education class (hello, were all fatasses in this country) here we sit at 9am on a friday watching lil johnny get an award for most improved for his new ability to actually stay in his seat for a whole day (doesnt matter that now he masturbates in class) dont get me wrong. im proud. proud for some of the kids not even in my own daughters class, along with her. but we spend an inordinate amount of time cheerleading every kid. what do you give the c-d students to work for? a louder cheer? i think this is not a good idea. does this mean mom is going to follow lil johnny to work when hes 35 and take pictures of him salting the fries and putting cheez on my big mac? there was this one lady, who carried a cane (carried it) and was everywhere trying to take pictures of kids, she was a parent. she annoyed the living fuck right out of me, cause every time my kid would be up there trying to wave to me, the bitches ass would be in my face.
and so i found myself uttering out loud, god these people are fucking stupid.
we got back in the truck, which my spouse took to work after being told not to, and there is no gas, the light is on and the bell a-dinging, and it reeks of cigarettes now. and i said it again. he was told not to take the truck, because i knew there was no gas. then i nearly got killed trying to pull out of 711 to come home and i said it again: some lady driving with her cocker spaniel in the middle front, couldnt see to her right and nearly took out my front end.
i come home and i log in to work, and go to this hideous excuse for a chat that we are REQUIRED to attend but not ALLOWED to correct the PALs, and were not ALLOWED to answer others questions (even if we are the only ones who know the correct answer) i just skim through the questions and answers and i say it out loud again, god these people are fucking stupid.
my first few customers brought that same conclusion out of my mouth.
where are all the smart people? how did i get stuck here in StupidLand?
im going to go insane today, does anyone want to watch?