my unemployed friends should not read this

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OH SHIT! I finally got around to looking at job postings. I figured there would be 4-5 or something. Nope... 0. Well... 1, but it requires 15 months on a offshore oil rig.

OMGWTFBBQ this could get ugly.

EDIT: OK... ok.. It is ok.
I checked Monster.com. Everything is ok. TU just sucks. It is OK...
/dies