I'm broke.
Broke broke broke and also the truck is broke(n). Not in a "can't move" kind of way, just in a "really probably shouldn't be taken five hours down the road and back" kind of way. Alone. With animals waiting.
This is stressing me out.
On a completely different and much more upbeat note, I just managed to arrange a little piece of barter so complicated I'm not even sure I've got all the details sorted yet. It involves three sheep, some weeds, and a pile of wood, and I definitely think I get the better part of the deal in the short term, but in the long term it should all even out.
Tomorrow, a handsome prince is coming to woo Blackie, Freyja and Chloe. Then, since Chloe is young and shy, and Blackie is Indipendisheep and a huge bitch, the handsome prince will fall in love with Freyja and sweep her off her feet (this will be easy, he weighs like 200lbs) and bring her back to his kingdom and give her hay and oats and soft straw to sleep on. And then, the beautiful princess of the same kingdom, who is currently imprisoned by trolls and threatened with a horrible fate, will be rescued by Blackie and I (Blackie is also Intrepidsheep) and we will bring her back to our kingdom, where Chloe will befriend her and teach her how to eat flowers.
And also I'm going to cut some weeds and maybe help chop up a barn floor.
This is stressing me out.
On a completely different and much more upbeat note, I just managed to arrange a little piece of barter so complicated I'm not even sure I've got all the details sorted yet. It involves three sheep, some weeds, and a pile of wood, and I definitely think I get the better part of the deal in the short term, but in the long term it should all even out.
Tomorrow, a handsome prince is coming to woo Blackie, Freyja and Chloe. Then, since Chloe is young and shy, and Blackie is Indipendisheep and a huge bitch, the handsome prince will fall in love with Freyja and sweep her off her feet (this will be easy, he weighs like 200lbs) and bring her back to his kingdom and give her hay and oats and soft straw to sleep on. And then, the beautiful princess of the same kingdom, who is currently imprisoned by trolls and threatened with a horrible fate, will be rescued by Blackie and I (Blackie is also Intrepidsheep) and we will bring her back to our kingdom, where Chloe will befriend her and teach her how to eat flowers.
And also I'm going to cut some weeds and maybe help chop up a barn floor.