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[bicche]

Zacharias, I had an amazing time last night. I had no idea you were such a stallion in bed! You left your wallet here. Come get it.

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[turnedcorner]

Oh, that's some imagery I'll now have to scrub out of my mind. Thanks so much for sharing.

[ohgod_zacharias]

IT NEVER HAPPENED.

[turnedcorner]

Nice to hear, and great for you, sincerely, but...regardless, that's still a horrific thought to inflict on people!

[ohgod_zacharias]

I had nothing to do with this.

It can't be that horrific....

[turnedcorner]

The words "stallion in bed" coming from Brocklehurst is seriously off-putting. No offense--just saying, as a neutral (and reluctant) observer.

[bicche]

What's wrong with me saying "stallion in bed"?

[turnedcorner]

Bad imagery. But, hey, chin up. It's probably just me. You're hardly my type anyway.

[bicche]

Oh yes, you like the girls who'd purposely ruin their nails for the sake of a sport, don't you?

[turnedcorner]

Exactly! I like a girl whose best attribute isn't her nails.

[ohgod_zacharias]

I found it utterly flattering, actually. Coming from someone I've never slept with.

But I suppose if I were in your position I could sympathize.

[turnedcorner]

Wait, seriously--you're pleased that someone is lying about you? Really?

[ohgod_zacharias]

Not necessarily pleased, but at least she didn't lie and say I was bad. I warranted a positive lie as opposed to a horrible one.

[turnedcorner]

You have a point, sure, but it's still low to use sex, or lies about sex, as a weapon.

[ohgod_zacharias]

It is, really. This is quite a new experience for me really

[bicche]

It's worse to leave a drunk girl alone in a bar!

[turnedcorner]

I don't say this often but I'm sure you were doing a fine job of taking care of yourself. Drunk or not.