The irony here is lost on me.
Little is new. I've got an honest-to-god beer belly, but that's cause and effect for ya. N. Korea detonated a nuke, yet all major media publications are treating it less like a provocation and more of a better-luck-next-time-suckers sorta non-event. While I'm certainly not the type who enjoys senseless violence I'd be mighty disappointed to learn that the 400 cans of beans & pork along with the 47 gallons of water I've stored away in my basement would have been cash better spent. Boy is my face red.