Anti-Zombie Preparations Proceeding Full Speed Ahead
Most of you know that I don't drive. It's not my thing. I have a license, but with my last attempt fifteen years ago, I'm unlikely to make another attempt any time soon. That would, of course, all change in the event of a zombie invasion. A full-scale one that takes down civilization, not some piddly ass one. In the event of a piddly ass one, I'm just going to stay home and stave them off. But if society collapses due to ravening hordes of the undead, I'm going to need wheels, so I've looking around to find what my best options might be.
I found it.
Think about it: no way those suckers are going to get me up in my mobile command center. That baby is awesome! Just one problem: fuel. It probably takes gallons per mile rather than the other way around. So I have continued looking.
I found some other options. This is one is from a company that converts garbage trucks into campers. Beautiful interior, armored walls, dirt bike mounted on the rear. I'd trick it out with a flamethrower, but that's just me. Thank you, Scott, for the tip.
The same company puts out another one I like: the Maximog Expedition System:
The MaxiMog for example, the only vehicle of it's kind to ever grace the floor of the New York Museum of Modern Art, can ford five feet of water, comes with its own remotely-operated airplane and undersea vehicle, carried in a custom trailer along with a motorcycle, and is designed to keep its occupants comfortable in conditions ranging from 70 below to 130 degrees Fahrenheit. The vehicle has a design driving cruise range of about 1200 miles without refueling.
In the event of a zombie apocalypse, I'm heading for UNICAT HQ.
I found it.
Think about it: no way those suckers are going to get me up in my mobile command center. That baby is awesome! Just one problem: fuel. It probably takes gallons per mile rather than the other way around. So I have continued looking.
I found some other options. This is one is from a company that converts garbage trucks into campers. Beautiful interior, armored walls, dirt bike mounted on the rear. I'd trick it out with a flamethrower, but that's just me. Thank you, Scott, for the tip.
The same company puts out another one I like: the Maximog Expedition System:
The MaxiMog for example, the only vehicle of it's kind to ever grace the floor of the New York Museum of Modern Art, can ford five feet of water, comes with its own remotely-operated airplane and undersea vehicle, carried in a custom trailer along with a motorcycle, and is designed to keep its occupants comfortable in conditions ranging from 70 below to 130 degrees Fahrenheit. The vehicle has a design driving cruise range of about 1200 miles without refueling.
In the event of a zombie apocalypse, I'm heading for UNICAT HQ.