Snoop Dogg's next No. 1
I noted this article on the BBC, saying that Snoop Dogg had asked his agent to get him a part in Coronation Street. sweet_lil_sis and I had heard him at Glastonbury and commented on one particular aspect of his lyrics, and she has now composed his next hit for him:
Snoop's back down on the Street motherfuckers
Coronation Street, you heard motherfuckers
New Dogg in the Rover's mutherfucking Return
Dropping hot shit beats, feel the motherfuckers burn.
I'll pop a flat cap in your mutherfucking asses
Fuck shit up with all you Weatherfield lasses
Smoking sweet weed with my bitches and hoes
Droppin shit with my nigga Mr K- Barlow
[Edit for disclaimer: SLS asks me to point out that the modified "Droppin shit with my nigga Mr Dr. Dre" was lifted from Who Am I (What's My Name)?, and that she knows that a white girl from the mean streets of Motspur Park shouldn't be using the 'N' word -- she hates that word...]
Just let me know if you need to send her the royalties, Snoop old son...
Snoop's back down on the Street motherfuckers
Coronation Street, you heard motherfuckers
New Dogg in the Rover's mutherfucking Return
Dropping hot shit beats, feel the motherfuckers burn.
I'll pop a flat cap in your mutherfucking asses
Fuck shit up with all you Weatherfield lasses
Smoking sweet weed with my bitches and hoes
Droppin shit with my nigga Mr K- Barlow
[Edit for disclaimer: SLS asks me to point out that the modified "Droppin shit with my nigga Mr Dr. Dre" was lifted from Who Am I (What's My Name)?, and that she knows that a white girl from the mean streets of Motspur Park shouldn't be using the 'N' word -- she hates that word...]
Just let me know if you need to send her the royalties, Snoop old son...