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It's a shame I'm quite busy today and thus I didn't really have the time to string along the guy who just called the home phone and attempted to convince me that my home computer was infected with lots of malware and that he was calling from the Microsoft Windows Service Centre to help me clear it up. I lasted about two minutes before telling him, in my sweetest and most dulcet tones, that he was a lying, cheating scammer and that if he called me again I would report him to the police. (A little hard to do that last without a phone number to go on, but hey.)