DP conversations

Jan 20, 2004 17:09

"I want to just drop out and work at McDonalds."
"No, don't work there work at like Wendy's or something."
"I can't, their hamburgers are square."

"My parents got divorced and my dad got remarried a week later."
"Is that why they got divorced?"
"No, they got divorced because my mom was a lesbian."

"When I was younger my sister told me that Asian people are aliens and black people are monkeys."

"I was walking down the street in Canada and I was really hungry so I just asked this guy for a bite of his hot dog."
"Did he give it to you?"
"Yeah, I didn't think about how weird it was until later."

(Female speaking) "I dated a girl once. She dumped me on prom."

(Lesbian girl in facials class) "Why doesn't anyone want to be partners with me?"

Maybe it's the chemicals sniffed all day long.
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