Abundoned
Tomorrow, I am off to my grandbun's house fur 8 days. Those nasty 2 foots are bunna leave me there, whilst they go to Philadelphia to nom stuff and pretend to werk.
I saw mum well up furlier whilst she was packing and watching me being super-gorgeous on my wug. I have told her to pull her socks up and stop being so pathetic. If she as much as sniffles, when she leaves me tomorrow, I am bunna disown her.
She has written a huge list of fings about me, wot grandbun had better obey; plus various other tips to pamper and cosset me. A bun got to has standards.
I on the other paw am not bunna miss them one tiny bit.
Grandbun has STAIRS and FURPET!!! New furpet. There is also a garden, so it had better not rain. FUMP!
I am bunna nom the furpet, plus all of her furnitchewer and furhaps the grandape hurself, if she tries to stop me.
She is sooooo worried about me being hoppy. I am bunna git away with ANYTHING!!!