Title : When Donghae Wants to be on Top
Theme : Donghae bottoming from the top.
Word Count : 2459
Rating : NC-17
Pairing : Kibum x Donghae
Notes : Written for
mulkkogi's request at
SM Town SmutMeme. This is my first attempt at PWP. I'm so ashamed at myself and I think I broke my brain writing this.
Disclaimer : They belong to each other and Lee Soo Man.
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Really, if it's not in the middle of the night I would've choked myself to death with laughter. LOLOLOL
Now I know how you feel when you read my smut KiHae story. Reading a smut story written by your bestfriend is a little bit like reading how your parents have sex at night. xDDDD Kinda gross, but still amusing nonetheless. LOLOLOL
Oh, and Rhee, you can't believe how hard it is to stifle my laugh when I see you're using SOUND EFFECT! <^0^>
"K-Kibumm..ie...ahn!" Donghae panted, fingers and hand moving faster. "P-please... Help...me... Mnn!" He was shaking uncotrollably by then.
You wrote a dirty smutty slutty and HOT KiHae! You~! A person who can't even watch gay porn properly~! xDDDDDD
Just come clean, Rhee. It's okay to tell the truth to me that actually you've downloaded some nice J-Porn by yourself and watched it, didn't you????
Oh God, I can't stop laughing like srsly!
And i see you only need 2 days to finish~! If I knew your inner plot bunny works better in smut sex environment, I would've asked you to put into our fic project more of something like this: "Nnn...Kibummie..." Donghae moaned. Oh fuck..., said Kibum's mind (and cock)
:DDDDD
That's it, I totally won't let you forget this. *inserts evil laugh here*
Oh, and good porn, bytheway. Heh heh.
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*RUNS OFF TO BURY MYSELF IN THE BACKYARD*
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*Digging you out*
It's okay, Rhee darling. I know that deep down, you actually have that dirty smexy passion that burns and burns and is waiting to soar out of your body.
Rraaawwwwrrr...~!
*giggling and chuckling to death*
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SHIT I WANT TO DIE NOW PLEASE KILL ME NOW I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT YOU EXIST IN THIS UNIVERSE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
DON'T QUOTE MY FIC BACK TO ME, YOU SICK FUCK! I'M EMBARASSED MYSELF ENOUGH WRITING THIS! DO YOU KNOW HOW MANY TIMES I HAD TO BANG MY HEAD TO THE TABLE BECAUSE I WAS UNABLE TO SEE MY OWN FIC?!
And no, actually I haven't downloaded Jporn by myself. Did you forget about my connection speed? Or my unability to watch gayporn? No, I just have a very detailed and overactive imagination.
Damn, this fic actually looks okay to me before you come and quote the most embarassing part to me. How can I ever see you again in the future?
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We're practically BFF in porn too~! LOLOLOLOLOL
So, please, mind your pretty little head from those table banging and just accept the fact that YOU'VE JUST WROTE A DIRTY SLUTTY SMUT WITH SOUND EFFECT~!
LFMAO~!!
SHIT I WANT TO DIE NOW PLEASE KILL ME NOW I TOTALLY FORGOT THAT YOU EXIST IN THIS UNIVERSE FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU
"Soon, Rhee. Soon."
LOL
Sorry. *grinning ear to ear*
Couldn't help it. I swear it's the last quote of the day.
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I refuse to be put in a same category with you.
I'll never write pure smut ever again SOBBING
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There, there. *wipes your tears*
Oh well, all this fun teasing makes me sleepy. Good nite, Rhee darling.
And stop dreaming about KiHae fucking like bunny. Your imagination has been overcreative enough without it.
But, on the second thought, another smut fic with sound effect won't hurt. Right? :DDDDDDD
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I've never dreamed about KiHae fucking like bunnies, sadly.
What? You want me to write a KangHyuk smut with sound effect? Never in this life, Resty.
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