Woot
Graduated last Saturday (the 3rd)
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So last week I quit most caffeine (yes this includes my beloved Iced Lattes from City Brew) and now I’m just drinking orange juice and iced tea. I still need to get water back into my daily diet, I was going pretty good at school. I’ve also decided to get back exercising since my foot is better. Yesterday I walked over 2 miles and I just did 34 pushups in 50 seconds. And I always hated push-ups in PE, mainly because of the floor at semester time, my hand slipped out from me because it was so sweaty.
*breathes*
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The Dixie Chicks are Hoes!
"Howard asked the girls about getting laid but they’re all married so they’re not all out getting screwed. They said that they all have nannies who take care of their kids and they’re the one’s out getting laid. Howard asked them why they would hire hot nannies because their husbands might be home banging them. One of the girls said that if they’re going to cheat, they’re going to cheat no matter who it is.”
“Howard found out that Marty had a threesome at one point so he tried to get more information about that. She said that it was more of an unwanted friend coming into the room while she and her boyfriend were having sex. Natalie was the one who put the story out there so Marty wasn’t too thrilled about that. Howard and the guys asked Marty about what she was doing to get the guys. She said that she was doing more than drinking but didn’t want to get into it too far.”
“Howard took a phone call and one guy asked what kind of panties the girls were wearing. Natalie said she doesn’t wear them at all. She said she won’t wear them until the war is over. Howard asked her if she packs a vibrator when she goes on the road. She said she won’t pack one when flying but she does own one.”
“Marty said she has to wear underwear. Natalie said they have to tell that story. She said that Marty attempted to go pantyless but they went to Nobu down in Miami once and when they were leaving Nobu she had to ask if there was a stain on her dress. She asked Natalie to check her dress and she had a stain because she got kind of moist from the interviewer who was there. She said she has no problem getting lubricated when she’s with a man.”
“Jeff the Drunk called in and asked which of the girls give the best head. Howard said that was disgusting but wanted to know the answer. Natalie said that they don’t know who gives the best but Marty is pretty experienced because her stories used to start off ‘’So, I was giving this guy a blow job...’’ Howard asked about swallowing. Natalie said that she’s tasted it but she won’t swallow it. Marty said that she will hold it in her mouth until she can find the proper place to put it. Howard asked what the proper place is. Emily was being very quiet so he asked her what was going on. Emily said she wants to know why guys are so into having girls swallow it. Howard said that guys like to finish where they’re at. When a girl spits it out, it’s like they’re saying ‘’Eww, you’re gross.’’ Natalie said that Emily can’t answer a question with a question so she wanted to know if she swallows. Emily said it all depends on how drunk she is."
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So last week I quit most caffeine (yes this includes my beloved Iced Lattes from City Brew) and now I’m just drinking orange juice and iced tea. I still need to get water back into my daily diet, I was going pretty good at school. I’ve also decided to get back exercising since my foot is better. Yesterday I walked over 2 miles and I just did 34 pushups in 50 seconds. And I always hated push-ups in PE, mainly because of the floor at semester time, my hand slipped out from me because it was so sweaty.
*breathes*
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The Dixie Chicks are Hoes!
"Howard asked the girls about getting laid but they’re all married so they’re not all out getting screwed. They said that they all have nannies who take care of their kids and they’re the one’s out getting laid. Howard asked them why they would hire hot nannies because their husbands might be home banging them. One of the girls said that if they’re going to cheat, they’re going to cheat no matter who it is.”
“Howard found out that Marty had a threesome at one point so he tried to get more information about that. She said that it was more of an unwanted friend coming into the room while she and her boyfriend were having sex. Natalie was the one who put the story out there so Marty wasn’t too thrilled about that. Howard and the guys asked Marty about what she was doing to get the guys. She said that she was doing more than drinking but didn’t want to get into it too far.”
“Howard took a phone call and one guy asked what kind of panties the girls were wearing. Natalie said she doesn’t wear them at all. She said she won’t wear them until the war is over. Howard asked her if she packs a vibrator when she goes on the road. She said she won’t pack one when flying but she does own one.”
“Marty said she has to wear underwear. Natalie said they have to tell that story. She said that Marty attempted to go pantyless but they went to Nobu down in Miami once and when they were leaving Nobu she had to ask if there was a stain on her dress. She asked Natalie to check her dress and she had a stain because she got kind of moist from the interviewer who was there. She said she has no problem getting lubricated when she’s with a man.”
“Jeff the Drunk called in and asked which of the girls give the best head. Howard said that was disgusting but wanted to know the answer. Natalie said that they don’t know who gives the best but Marty is pretty experienced because her stories used to start off ‘’So, I was giving this guy a blow job...’’ Howard asked about swallowing. Natalie said that she’s tasted it but she won’t swallow it. Marty said that she will hold it in her mouth until she can find the proper place to put it. Howard asked what the proper place is. Emily was being very quiet so he asked her what was going on. Emily said she wants to know why guys are so into having girls swallow it. Howard said that guys like to finish where they’re at. When a girl spits it out, it’s like they’re saying ‘’Eww, you’re gross.’’ Natalie said that Emily can’t answer a question with a question so she wanted to know if she swallows. Emily said it all depends on how drunk she is."
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