Important ThingsTo Remember
My first week of school was this week, and I learned some very Important Things. So I listed them.
1. Don't listen to your best friend when she tells you to break up with your boyfriend. What she really means is that she loves him and is waiting until you break up with him to flirt OUTRAGEOUSLY with him for a month and then shatter your heart.
2. Baking paper is the devil. Whoever decided it was a good idea to put cinnamon rolls on baking paper before selling them is the devil's associate and should be forced to scoop up rolls without touching them, because GOD FORBID and give them to raging cinnamon roll addicts.
3. Sharpies should be worshiped.
4. The Gay Straight Alliance at our school should be named to the Jeff and Straight Girls alliance.
5. The Greeks were MESSED UP BEYOND ALL NORMAL REASON. Example: This girl is also her fathers sister, and shes engaged to her cousin who is also her cousin. EWWW. Another one killed her own children. Another boiled up his enemy's children and then FED THEM TO HIM. Enough said.
6. Clue is the Best Movie Ever, and Arrested Development is AMAZING.
7. Beowolf sucks. Classic my ASS.
8. No one can cheer you up faster than the shoebox chat.
9. Turtle is not an appropriate nickname. (ask if you want to hear the whole story.)
10. She's the Man is horribly good. I almost want to watch it again...oh dear god.
1. Don't listen to your best friend when she tells you to break up with your boyfriend. What she really means is that she loves him and is waiting until you break up with him to flirt OUTRAGEOUSLY with him for a month and then shatter your heart.
2. Baking paper is the devil. Whoever decided it was a good idea to put cinnamon rolls on baking paper before selling them is the devil's associate and should be forced to scoop up rolls without touching them, because GOD FORBID and give them to raging cinnamon roll addicts.
3. Sharpies should be worshiped.
4. The Gay Straight Alliance at our school should be named to the Jeff and Straight Girls alliance.
5. The Greeks were MESSED UP BEYOND ALL NORMAL REASON. Example: This girl is also her fathers sister, and shes engaged to her cousin who is also her cousin. EWWW. Another one killed her own children. Another boiled up his enemy's children and then FED THEM TO HIM. Enough said.
6. Clue is the Best Movie Ever, and Arrested Development is AMAZING.
7. Beowolf sucks. Classic my ASS.
8. No one can cheer you up faster than the shoebox chat.
9. Turtle is not an appropriate nickname. (ask if you want to hear the whole story.)
10. She's the Man is horribly good. I almost want to watch it again...oh dear god.