ode to Traci
This girl is HILARIOUS.
We have the most random conversations and whats great is she's just as strange and random as I am.
xo h o l a xo: I know guys named tracy
xo h o l a xo: and I apologize to them
xo h o l a xo: for their mother's giving them faggot names
hellomissbianca: LMAOAOA
hellomissbianca: TRACY MORGAN
xo h o l a xo: HAHAH YES
xo h o l a xo: AND TRACY MCGRADY
hellomissbianca: but i mean hes black..so they all have weird fucked up names
xo h o l a xo: IF I WAS HIM I WOULD HAVE RATHER BEEN NAMED SHAKA ZULU
hellomissbianca: better than KUNTE KINTE MORGAN
xo h o l a xo: KUNTA KINTE
hellomissbianca: get out of my brain
xo h o l a xo: WHAT'S YOUR NAME BOY
xo h o l a xo: TRACY
xo h o l a xo: NO YOUR NAME IS KUNTA KINTE
xo h o l a xo: NOW WHAT'S YOUR NAME BOY
hellomissbianca: hahahahahsgahsghasg
xo h o l a xo: MY NAME'S TRACY
xo h o l a xo: WHACK
xo h o l a xo: WHAT'S YOUR NAME BOY
hellomissbianca: *whips*
xo h o l a xo: KUNTA KINTE:'(\
xo h o l a xo: hahahahahahahah =x
hellomissbianca: ilu Traci Morgan <3333
xo h o l a xo: i wish I was a man. I could ignore everything
xo h o l a xo: and act like it was just my nature
hellomissbianca: i hate _____
hellomissbianca: oh sry
hellomissbianca: did i type that outloud?
xo h o l a xo: hahahahaha
xo h o l a xo: I love lamp
xo h o l a xo: IM GETTING BACK TO THE REAL ME
hellomissbianca: eh?
hellomissbianca: i lost you
xo h o l a xo: HUH
xo h o l a xo: adj
hellomissbianca: wha?
xo h o l a xo: WHATEVER BIANCA
xo h o l a xo: WHATEVER
hellomissbianca: catch me again
hellomissbianca: bring me back traci
xo h o l a xo: BACK TO SOMETHING BACK TO REALITY
xo h o l a xo: lala
hellomissbianca: back to lifeeeeeeeee
xo h o l a xo: YES
hellomissbianca: back to realityyyyyyyyy
xo h o l a xo: THAT;S IT
xo h o l a xo: hahahahah You should sing that to her
hellomissbianca: god bless
hellomissbianca: she might go into a coma
xo h o l a xo: hahahahah
hellomissbianca: with all the reality i'm bringing
hellomissbianca: but i digress
xo h o l a xo: Once
xo h o l a xo: listen
xo h o l a xo: I know youve had this happen bianca
xo h o l a xo: when I was like 15
xo h o l a xo: I had a dream
xo h o l a xo: that I was going to the bathroom
xo h o l a xo: and wet my bed
xo h o l a xo: THank you
xo h o l a xo: Im glad I got that off my chest
hellomissbianca: oh alllllllllllll the time
xo h o l a xo: hahahahahhha
hellomissbianca: sometimes i get anxiety that i will piss in my bed
hellomissbianca: so thats why i pee like 6 times a night
xo h o l a xo: me too!
hellomissbianca: god we need therapy
xo h o l a xo: everytime I feel like I have to pee
xo h o l a xo: Im like ugh I better get up
xo h o l a xo: because I am scarred for life
xo h o l a xo: LOL
hellomissbianca: YESSSSSSsss
xo h o l a xo: we can go on doctor phill
hellomissbianca: i get so mad too
hellomissbianca: i start cursing
hellomissbianca: and kevins like "whats the matter? where are you going??"
xo h o l a xo: LOL me too and it happens like right before im about to fall asleep
hellomissbianca: and i scream like "I HAVE TO FUCKING PEE GODDAMMIT"
xo h o l a xo: HAHAHAH
hellomissbianca: i slam the toliet bowl seat
hellomissbianca: sit down on the bowl all hard
hellomissbianca: and huff and puff
xo h o l a xo: hahaahah
xo h o l a xo: the worst thing was
xo h o l a xo: when it happened that one time
xo h o l a xo: my bestfriend was sleeping over
xo h o l a xo: and I woke up and was like
xo h o l a xo: MOM I PEED THE BED
xo h o l a xo: and she was like what are you talking about?
xo h o l a xo: ANd laid a bunch of towels on it and waited for ashley to get up lol
hellomissbianca: wtf
hellomissbianca: did you?
hellomissbianca: or....
xo h o l a xo: huh?
hellomissbianca: DID YOU PEE THE BED
xo h o l a xo: hahahah YES when I was 15
xo h o l a xo: JESUS
xo h o l a xo: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
xo h o l a xo: IT WAS ONCE
xo h o l a xo: bc Of my dream
xo h o l a xo: i dreamt I walked into the bathroom sat down and peed
xo h o l a xo: and I woke up MID FUCKING PISS
xo h o l a xo: TOO MUCH INFO I KNOW
hellomissbianca: lmaoaosoaosiaosiaoisoaisoa
xo h o l a xo: hahahahahahha
xo h o l a xo: LISTEN
hellomissbianca: did you pee on your friend?
xo h o l a xo: It was SO funny
xo h o l a xo: NO
xo h o l a xo: she still doesnt know I should tell her sometime
hellomissbianca: i'm NEVER sleeping over YOUR house
xo h o l a xo: My mom was like in shock
xo h o l a xo: she was like
xo h o l a xo: YOU WHAT?
xo h o l a xo: HAHAHAHA STOP
xo h o l a xo: I have a new bed from that time
hellomissbianca: thats a little too close for comfort
xo h o l a xo: IT WAS ONCE JESUS CRUCIFY ME
xo h o l a xo: lolol
hellomissbianca: i'd get you back though and shart in your bed
xo h o l a xo: LOLOL
hellomissbianca: cause you totally know i dont wear skivvies
xo h o l a xo: WHAT';S YOUR MIDDLE NAME
hellomissbianca: guess
hellomissbianca: youll never guess
xo h o l a xo: VAGABUNDO SUCIA SUCIA
hellomissbianca: LMAOOAOAOAOAOAOA
hellomissbianca: no but i love it
xo h o l a xo: hahaha
hellomissbianca: dirty dirty vagabond?
hellomissbianca: thats hot.
xo h o l a xo: I know
hellomissbianca: i think my deodorants failing
xo h o l a xo: WHAT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME
xo h o l a xo: YOU LOOK LIKE A SOFIA
hellomissbianca: omg thats hot
hellomissbianca: why couldnt you have named me?
hellomissbianca: bianca sofia
xo h o l a xo: ahahha
hellomissbianca: i want you to be my mom
hellomissbianca: NO
hellomissbianca: its IRIS
xo h o l a xo: I dont know if im old enough
hellomissbianca: how ugly is that?
xo h o l a xo: I knew a girl named iris
xo h o l a xo: I wanted to kill her
hellomissbianca: was she fat?
xo h o l a xo: No she was ugly though
hellomissbianca: i bet she was fat
xo h o l a xo: IT doesnt fit you
hellomissbianca: i want you to call me bianca sofia from now on
hellomissbianca: i'm not even kidding
hellomissbianca: i think I may even hypenate it
hellomissbianca: Bianca-Sofia
hellomissbianca: and I'm going to write it with that faggy slash thing over the I
xo h o l a xo: hahahahhaha
xo h o l a xo: Bianca-Sofia formerly known as IRISH
hellomissbianca: LMAO
hellomissbianca: and i want you to be Traci-Leigh
hellomissbianca: cause Leigh is a classy miggle name
hellomissbianca: MIGGLE?
xo h o l a xo: hahahaha
hellomissbianca: what the fuck is wrong with me?
xo h o l a xo: MIGGLE
xo h o l a xo: TRACI LEIGH MIGGLE
hellomissbianca: whats you miggle name bitch?
hellomissbianca: "whats you"
hellomissbianca: i'm ghetto too
hellomissbianca: gosh i'm really losing it today
xo h o l a xo: hahah SLUMSLANG
hellomissbianca: what yo name biatch?
hellomissbianca: dish here be Traci
hellomissbianca: gosh
hellomissbianca: i gotta go stop talking to me
hellomissbianca: get out of my life
xo h o l a xo: HAHAH FLY AWAY LESBIAN SEAGULL
xo h o l a xo: STRAIGHT FOR THE SHOWER
hellomissbianca: listen i'm calling dr phil when i get bad weirdo
hellomissbianca: you need help
xo h o l a xo: hahahahahaha
xo h o l a xo: he isnt even a psychologist
xo h o l a xo: he's a nutritionalist
hellomissbianca: NUTRITIONA"LIST"
hellomissbianca: i lu
hellomissbianca: !@$@!!!!!111111111111
xo h o l a xo: OOPS
xo h o l a xo: LOLOL
hellomissbianca: fagggggggggg
xo h o l a xo: GET IN THE SHOWER SPELLING BITCH
hellomissbianca: "oh shes just a veterinarinalist"
xo h o l a xo: HAHAHHA GET OUT OF HERE
xo h o l a xo: BEFORE I GET MEAN
hellomissbianca: i think i'm just gonna splash water on my pits and act like a dirty suffolk bitch today
hellomissbianca: oh. whats up?
hellomissbianca: CYA
xo h o l a xo: hahahhaha
xo h o l a xo: < 3 bye sofia
I doubt any of you will read this, but I probably will and then laugh hysterically by myself in front of the computer and thats enough for me.
We have the most random conversations and whats great is she's just as strange and random as I am.
xo h o l a xo: I know guys named tracy
xo h o l a xo: and I apologize to them
xo h o l a xo: for their mother's giving them faggot names
hellomissbianca: LMAOAOA
hellomissbianca: TRACY MORGAN
xo h o l a xo: HAHAH YES
xo h o l a xo: AND TRACY MCGRADY
hellomissbianca: but i mean hes black..so they all have weird fucked up names
xo h o l a xo: IF I WAS HIM I WOULD HAVE RATHER BEEN NAMED SHAKA ZULU
hellomissbianca: better than KUNTE KINTE MORGAN
xo h o l a xo: KUNTA KINTE
hellomissbianca: get out of my brain
xo h o l a xo: WHAT'S YOUR NAME BOY
xo h o l a xo: TRACY
xo h o l a xo: NO YOUR NAME IS KUNTA KINTE
xo h o l a xo: NOW WHAT'S YOUR NAME BOY
hellomissbianca: hahahahahsgahsghasg
xo h o l a xo: MY NAME'S TRACY
xo h o l a xo: WHACK
xo h o l a xo: WHAT'S YOUR NAME BOY
hellomissbianca: *whips*
xo h o l a xo: KUNTA KINTE:'(\
xo h o l a xo: hahahahahahahah =x
hellomissbianca: ilu Traci Morgan <3333
xo h o l a xo: i wish I was a man. I could ignore everything
xo h o l a xo: and act like it was just my nature
hellomissbianca: i hate _____
hellomissbianca: oh sry
hellomissbianca: did i type that outloud?
xo h o l a xo: hahahahaha
xo h o l a xo: I love lamp
xo h o l a xo: IM GETTING BACK TO THE REAL ME
hellomissbianca: eh?
hellomissbianca: i lost you
xo h o l a xo: HUH
xo h o l a xo: adj
hellomissbianca: wha?
xo h o l a xo: WHATEVER BIANCA
xo h o l a xo: WHATEVER
hellomissbianca: catch me again
hellomissbianca: bring me back traci
xo h o l a xo: BACK TO SOMETHING BACK TO REALITY
xo h o l a xo: lala
hellomissbianca: back to lifeeeeeeeee
xo h o l a xo: YES
hellomissbianca: back to realityyyyyyyyy
xo h o l a xo: THAT;S IT
xo h o l a xo: hahahahah You should sing that to her
hellomissbianca: god bless
hellomissbianca: she might go into a coma
xo h o l a xo: hahahahah
hellomissbianca: with all the reality i'm bringing
hellomissbianca: but i digress
xo h o l a xo: Once
xo h o l a xo: listen
xo h o l a xo: I know youve had this happen bianca
xo h o l a xo: when I was like 15
xo h o l a xo: I had a dream
xo h o l a xo: that I was going to the bathroom
xo h o l a xo: and wet my bed
xo h o l a xo: THank you
xo h o l a xo: Im glad I got that off my chest
hellomissbianca: oh alllllllllllll the time
xo h o l a xo: hahahahahhha
hellomissbianca: sometimes i get anxiety that i will piss in my bed
hellomissbianca: so thats why i pee like 6 times a night
xo h o l a xo: me too!
hellomissbianca: god we need therapy
xo h o l a xo: everytime I feel like I have to pee
xo h o l a xo: Im like ugh I better get up
xo h o l a xo: because I am scarred for life
xo h o l a xo: LOL
hellomissbianca: YESSSSSSsss
xo h o l a xo: we can go on doctor phill
hellomissbianca: i get so mad too
hellomissbianca: i start cursing
hellomissbianca: and kevins like "whats the matter? where are you going??"
xo h o l a xo: LOL me too and it happens like right before im about to fall asleep
hellomissbianca: and i scream like "I HAVE TO FUCKING PEE GODDAMMIT"
xo h o l a xo: HAHAHAH
hellomissbianca: i slam the toliet bowl seat
hellomissbianca: sit down on the bowl all hard
hellomissbianca: and huff and puff
xo h o l a xo: hahaahah
xo h o l a xo: the worst thing was
xo h o l a xo: when it happened that one time
xo h o l a xo: my bestfriend was sleeping over
xo h o l a xo: and I woke up and was like
xo h o l a xo: MOM I PEED THE BED
xo h o l a xo: and she was like what are you talking about?
xo h o l a xo: ANd laid a bunch of towels on it and waited for ashley to get up lol
hellomissbianca: wtf
hellomissbianca: did you?
hellomissbianca: or....
xo h o l a xo: huh?
hellomissbianca: DID YOU PEE THE BED
xo h o l a xo: hahahah YES when I was 15
xo h o l a xo: JESUS
xo h o l a xo: WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN
xo h o l a xo: IT WAS ONCE
xo h o l a xo: bc Of my dream
xo h o l a xo: i dreamt I walked into the bathroom sat down and peed
xo h o l a xo: and I woke up MID FUCKING PISS
xo h o l a xo: TOO MUCH INFO I KNOW
hellomissbianca: lmaoaosoaosiaosiaoisoaisoa
xo h o l a xo: hahahahahahha
xo h o l a xo: LISTEN
hellomissbianca: did you pee on your friend?
xo h o l a xo: It was SO funny
xo h o l a xo: NO
xo h o l a xo: she still doesnt know I should tell her sometime
hellomissbianca: i'm NEVER sleeping over YOUR house
xo h o l a xo: My mom was like in shock
xo h o l a xo: she was like
xo h o l a xo: YOU WHAT?
xo h o l a xo: HAHAHAHA STOP
xo h o l a xo: I have a new bed from that time
hellomissbianca: thats a little too close for comfort
xo h o l a xo: IT WAS ONCE JESUS CRUCIFY ME
xo h o l a xo: lolol
hellomissbianca: i'd get you back though and shart in your bed
xo h o l a xo: LOLOL
hellomissbianca: cause you totally know i dont wear skivvies
xo h o l a xo: WHAT';S YOUR MIDDLE NAME
hellomissbianca: guess
hellomissbianca: youll never guess
xo h o l a xo: VAGABUNDO SUCIA SUCIA
hellomissbianca: LMAOOAOAOAOAOAOA
hellomissbianca: no but i love it
xo h o l a xo: hahaha
hellomissbianca: dirty dirty vagabond?
hellomissbianca: thats hot.
xo h o l a xo: I know
hellomissbianca: i think my deodorants failing
xo h o l a xo: WHAT IS YOUR MIDDLE NAME
xo h o l a xo: YOU LOOK LIKE A SOFIA
hellomissbianca: omg thats hot
hellomissbianca: why couldnt you have named me?
hellomissbianca: bianca sofia
xo h o l a xo: ahahha
hellomissbianca: i want you to be my mom
hellomissbianca: NO
hellomissbianca: its IRIS
xo h o l a xo: I dont know if im old enough
hellomissbianca: how ugly is that?
xo h o l a xo: I knew a girl named iris
xo h o l a xo: I wanted to kill her
hellomissbianca: was she fat?
xo h o l a xo: No she was ugly though
hellomissbianca: i bet she was fat
xo h o l a xo: IT doesnt fit you
hellomissbianca: i want you to call me bianca sofia from now on
hellomissbianca: i'm not even kidding
hellomissbianca: i think I may even hypenate it
hellomissbianca: Bianca-Sofia
hellomissbianca: and I'm going to write it with that faggy slash thing over the I
xo h o l a xo: hahahahhaha
xo h o l a xo: Bianca-Sofia formerly known as IRISH
hellomissbianca: LMAO
hellomissbianca: and i want you to be Traci-Leigh
hellomissbianca: cause Leigh is a classy miggle name
hellomissbianca: MIGGLE?
xo h o l a xo: hahahaha
hellomissbianca: what the fuck is wrong with me?
xo h o l a xo: MIGGLE
xo h o l a xo: TRACI LEIGH MIGGLE
hellomissbianca: whats you miggle name bitch?
hellomissbianca: "whats you"
hellomissbianca: i'm ghetto too
hellomissbianca: gosh i'm really losing it today
xo h o l a xo: hahah SLUMSLANG
hellomissbianca: what yo name biatch?
hellomissbianca: dish here be Traci
hellomissbianca: gosh
hellomissbianca: i gotta go stop talking to me
hellomissbianca: get out of my life
xo h o l a xo: HAHAH FLY AWAY LESBIAN SEAGULL
xo h o l a xo: STRAIGHT FOR THE SHOWER
hellomissbianca: listen i'm calling dr phil when i get bad weirdo
hellomissbianca: you need help
xo h o l a xo: hahahahahaha
xo h o l a xo: he isnt even a psychologist
xo h o l a xo: he's a nutritionalist
hellomissbianca: NUTRITIONA"LIST"
hellomissbianca: i lu
hellomissbianca: !@$@!!!!!111111111111
xo h o l a xo: OOPS
xo h o l a xo: LOLOL
hellomissbianca: fagggggggggg
xo h o l a xo: GET IN THE SHOWER SPELLING BITCH
hellomissbianca: "oh shes just a veterinarinalist"
xo h o l a xo: HAHAHHA GET OUT OF HERE
xo h o l a xo: BEFORE I GET MEAN
hellomissbianca: i think i'm just gonna splash water on my pits and act like a dirty suffolk bitch today
hellomissbianca: oh. whats up?
hellomissbianca: CYA
xo h o l a xo: hahahhaha
xo h o l a xo: < 3 bye sofia
I doubt any of you will read this, but I probably will and then laugh hysterically by myself in front of the computer and thats enough for me.