so much for cannibalism...
so apparently money doesn't buy class. or a new shower curtain.
we went to richmond over the weekend to "celebrate" the marriage of a "friend" who shortly after breaking off a 12 year long relationship with someone i absolutely adore, decided to marry himself a chinese "girl".
i say "celebrate" because frankly i didn't really give a shit about the whole thing and the expedition across the state line was simply to partake in free food and sprits in the company of my favorite brown couple.
i say "friend" seeing as how i haven't really liked this dude since he tried to take over my kitchen one day and tell me how i should cook my eggs. i also don't trust men who get off on showing a crowd of people how they make their own sausages.
i say "girl", even though i'm sure she's at least old enough to vote, because after meeting someone half your size you just can't really think of them as a grown woman.
but i digress..
so to save a bit of extra cash in these tough economic times, we stayed with a superlative southern shit of a snob who is also considered a "friend," even though he is so completely consumed with his own pathetic ego that you feel like you need a shower simply from being in his presence.
which is pretty much the first thing i did upon arrival at his casa, completely unaware of the fucking bio hazard waiting for me behind the curtain.
oh my fucking god. mold??? mold is an understatement. it looked like someone diarrhea shat all over the inside of the curtain liner and then played in it. i've been in some creepy showers in my day, but never one that made me feel like taking another shower just to be sure the shower funk didn't somehow hitch a ride on all the steam and seep into my flesh. richmond is dirty enough as it is.
since I wasn’t smart enough to capture this monstrosity in digital film, here’s a link to the most disgusting house I’ve ever seen. in dipshit’s defense, his shower wasn’t this repulsive, but if he doesn’t do something about it, stat, it’s well on it’s way. http://www.i-am-bored.com/bored_link.cfm?link_id=34632
i was considering sending him a new shower curtain in the mail, but upon second thought, decided he’s not worth the postage.