Ummm.. who cut the cheeze?
OK, first the insults...
05/09:
She would be like Richard Wagner if only she looked a bit more feminine. --writer Osbert Sitwell on writer Ethel Smyth.
05/10:
Aunt Ester (LaWanda Page): Who you callin' ugly, sucker?
Fred Sanford (Redd Foxx): I'm callin' you ugly, I can push your face in some dough and make me gorilla cookies.
--Sanford and Son
So, I wake up this morning and I realize that my neighborhood stinks. When I let Jocko out I realize it's the fog and it must be coming from Long Island Sound because there's a heaviness that says "Crude Oil". It's a nasty smell, but quickly overpowered by my morning cigarette. An hour or so later, I realize that there's a different smell on the wind. This time it's bacon. My stomach immediately does it's flippy flopps and before I know it, I'm on the phone with the local sandwich shop who makes great BE&C sandwiches. All is good with the world.
Alrighty, my Spidey Sense I was totally disappointed in this movie. It was comedic, predictable and left me feeling empty inside. M.J. Watson is nothing more than a damsel in distress who begs for attention. Parker is just an ass. Aunt Mae should paddle is web slinging ass. Topher Grace? Dude, you made a HUGE mistake. You will ALWAYS be the smart ass Eric Foreman now. I don't get it... you just spend years making mega bucks doing a great sit-com. Why would you want to continue that character after leaving the show? That's what he did, in my opinion. I don't care about the bad highlighting job they did on his hair, the character he played (Eddie Brock/Venom) was nothing more than a regurgitation of Foreman. Hyde... kick his ass.
05/09:
She would be like Richard Wagner if only she looked a bit more feminine. --writer Osbert Sitwell on writer Ethel Smyth.
05/10:
Aunt Ester (LaWanda Page): Who you callin' ugly, sucker?
Fred Sanford (Redd Foxx): I'm callin' you ugly, I can push your face in some dough and make me gorilla cookies.
--Sanford and Son
So, I wake up this morning and I realize that my neighborhood stinks. When I let Jocko out I realize it's the fog and it must be coming from Long Island Sound because there's a heaviness that says "Crude Oil". It's a nasty smell, but quickly overpowered by my morning cigarette. An hour or so later, I realize that there's a different smell on the wind. This time it's bacon. My stomach immediately does it's flippy flopps and before I know it, I'm on the phone with the local sandwich shop who makes great BE&C sandwiches. All is good with the world.
Alrighty, my Spidey Sense I was totally disappointed in this movie. It was comedic, predictable and left me feeling empty inside. M.J. Watson is nothing more than a damsel in distress who begs for attention. Parker is just an ass. Aunt Mae should paddle is web slinging ass. Topher Grace? Dude, you made a HUGE mistake. You will ALWAYS be the smart ass Eric Foreman now. I don't get it... you just spend years making mega bucks doing a great sit-com. Why would you want to continue that character after leaving the show? That's what he did, in my opinion. I don't care about the bad highlighting job they did on his hair, the character he played (Eddie Brock/Venom) was nothing more than a regurgitation of Foreman. Hyde... kick his ass.