because I'm not normal...
It took me insane amounts of time to make this so comments will be very appreciated. Please don't hotlink and don't use the graphics as your own/edit them. Also under "tv shows" I only included the ones I started watching this year.
best of 2009!
// tv shows
How I met Your mother
comment: I started watching it only this summer (mostly out of boredom), but I instantly liked it. The actors are amazing, every episode is funny & the characters are likeable. The 5th season isn't as good as the ones before, but that's only my opinion.
Ted: You're not...Moby, are you?
Not Moby: Who?
Ted: The recording artist, Moby.
Not Moby: Oh, no.
Ted: Then why, when we said "Hey, Moby" did you come over here?
Not Moby: Oh, I thought you said Tony.
Ted: So your name's Tony?
Not Moby: No.
The Big Bang Theory
comment: One of the funniest tv series for sure. The only thing that bugs me is again the 'main' character (Leonard). By the way, I solemnly think that Jim Parsons deserved Emmy this year which went to...Alec Baldwin? Again, seriously?! Also I started shipping Sheldon/Penny even before I started watching the series, but they DO have awesome chemistry (and they pwn Leonard/Penny like whoa)
Sheldon: Why do you have the Chinese character for "soup" tattooed on your right buttock?
Penny: It's not "soup," it's "courage."
Sheldon: No it isn't. But I suppose it does take courage to demonstrate that kind of commitment to soup.
Penny: How'd you see it? You said you wouldn't look.
Sheldon: Sorry. As I told you, the hero always peeks.
Skins
comment: This year I also found out that I love british tv series. I would take "Skins" over "Gossip Girl" any day. I gotta admit that I miss the old cast/characters though. Also "Skins" can be funny and sad at the same time (it also seems much more real than other similar american shows).
Sidney: Every time. Every fucking time. 'Buy three ounces of weed, Sidney.' 'Oh yes, sir.' 'Shove a bag of pills up your ass, Sidney.' 'Oh right away.' 'Come help me save some random chick.' 'Oh could I?' What have we learned, Sidney? Your friends are shitheads.
Torchwood
comment: I'll admit it - I got into this fandom for very shallow reasons (*cough*jack/ianto sexy times*cough*). But it's my favourite tv series this year (let's pretend season 3 never happened though). It's one of the awesome british shows I was talking about before. The writing, the actors...everything was great (except for Gwen, I grew to dislike her).
Owen Harper: So the protein chains are regenerating despite the mutilation, so not only is it replenishing its own flesh, but it's increasing it, giving them a brand new meat supply.
Gwen Cooper: It will last them for years, then
Toshiko Sato: If we understood how it worked, we could feed the whole world!
Ianto Jones: [deadpan] We could release a single!
Doctor Who
comment: Another british tv show. To be honest I haven't finished watching the 4th season yet. Aside from that...it's Doctor Who, I think there's no need for comments. Only one word: Classic.
The Doctor: Do you wanna come with me? 'Cause if you do then I should warn you, you're gonna see all sorts of things. Ghosts from the past; Aliens from the future; the day the Earth died in a ball of flame; It won't be quiet, it won't be safe, and it won't be calm. But I'll tell you what it will be: the trip of a lifetime.
Generation Kill
comment: Oh man these mini-series were badass. Like really, really badass. And had some great actors (Askars, PJ..etc.)
Rayray: Dear Frederick, thank you for your nice letter, but I am actually a US Marine who was born to kill, whereas clearly you seam to have mistaken me for some sort of wine sipping, communist dick suck. And although peace probably appeals to tree hugging bi-sexuals like you and your parents, I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilizations. Peace sucks a hairy asshole, Freddy. War is the mother-fucking answer.
The Sopranos
comment: My friend lent me the 1st season in exchange for the 1st season of "Torchwood". I know it's not a new tv show, but I always wanted to check it out. I guess it doesn't have a big fandom over here though I still like it. I mostly watch it when I'm angry or sick (surprisingly it helps).
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Hey, Sil. You remember your first blowjob?
Silvio Dante: Oh, yeah.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: How long did it take for the guy to come?
Alice
comment: I loved these mini-series. I watched them only a few days ago so I'm still in an epic fangirl mode. They made me want to re-read "Alice in wonderland". I really hope there will be a sequel.
Hatter: Does this look like a kid's story to you?
Community
comment: This one cheered me up when I was sick. Also Pierce needs more love, don't you think? Gotta love the creepy/funny old man. :D At first I wasn't fond of Britta but now she's not as annoying as I thought she would be. Also I feel like I should mention Jeff/Annie here since I didn't put them under "pairings" in this picspam (I was too lazy to search for screencaps). Anyway Jeff/Annie = win.
Pierce: What are you going as...a gay douche bag?
Jeff: Nice one.
The Vampire Diaries
comment: Ok, I'll admit it - it's a bit similar to Twilight, but it's also much better. The first episode was indeed very cliche IMO. Yet I'm still proud that we have actors like Ian Somerhalder who doesn't make vampires look like sparkly losers. Btw, Warning: this show is pretty addictive.
Damon: You're dead, dude. Get over it.
Glee
comment: At first I thought it was ok, then after some time I re-watched the first episode and then started watching the rest of the episodes and now here I am. Now it's probably in my top 3 of tv shows. I wish they would give more solos to other characters not just Rachel because they all have great voices. Rachel is also the only character that I kinda don't like.
Sue: I am going to create an environment so toxic no one will want to be part of that club. Like the time I sold my house to a nice young couple and salted the earth in the backyard so that nothing could grow there for 100 years. Know why I did that? Because they tried to get me to pay their closing costs.
True Blood
comment: I'm pretty sure I started watching it because people just talked about it so much and I felt stupid not knowing what's so good about it. Overall I like it. My only problem again is the main 2 characters when they're together (Bill/Sookie) because IMO then they're very cheesy. Favourite characters: Eric and Jason. Also this show has the most badass intro ever.
Lafayette: Who ordered the hamburger....with AIDS?
Redneck: I ordered the hamburger deluxe.
Lafayette: In this restaurant, a hamburger deluxe come with Frun Fry, lettuce, tomato, mayo and AIDS!!!!
Do anybody got a problem with that?
Redneck: I decide who makes my burger.
Lafayette: Baby, it's too late for that, everything on your goddamn table got AIDS!
Kings
comment: This was a...weird tv show, but in a good way. I'm sad that it got cancelled. The actors did an amazing job.
Thomasina: Her part she'll be glad to play... Your father wants for you a living death, to brick you into a wall with someone who loves you - who you can't stand the sight of... until you produce an heir, which Silas will take, and raise right this time.
Lucinda Wolfson: [embracing Jack] I... don't understand.
Jack Benjamin: Thomasina, love... please. You've known me since I could crawl.
Thomasina: You went against the family; you're not charming anymore, Jack.
Jack Benjamin: Don't do this!
Thomasina: It's not so hard; just close your eyes, and dream of someone who's dead.
Pushing Daisies
comment: This show is completely different from any other show I've ever watched. It's positive and has bright colors which make everything look surreal, but it had kinda dark storylines (I mean the murders). It was awesome & it definitely shouldn't have been cancelled.
Chuck: You can’t just touch someone’s life and be done with it.
Ned: Yes I can. That’s how I roll.
Lost
comment: Yes, I only started watching it this year but I knew what was going on years before (just from what people had told me). I haven't seen some episodes from earlier seasons though. But season 5 was pretty damn awesome.
Mr. Eko: I ask for no forgiveness, Father. For I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along blog
comment: I didn't know where to put this, because it's not a tv show or a film, but still...NPH was great in this & there were other wonderful actors too. The music was catchy and good.
Penny: You're not really interested in the homeless, are you?
Dr. Horrible: No, I am, but... it's a symptom. You're treating a symptom while the disease rages on, consumes the human race. The fish rots from the head, so they say. So I'm thinking, why not cut off the head?
Penny: ... Of the human race?
Dr. Horrible: It's not a... perfect metaphore.
//films
Watchmen
Laurie: Do you remember that crazy guy? What did he call himself... Captain Carnage. The one who used to pretend he was a supervillain just so he could get beaten up all the time?
Dan: Yeah, he tried that on me once. I just walked away. He starts following me down the street in broad daylight, yelling 'Punish me! Punish me!' I'm just saying 'No! Get lost.'
Laurie: God. Whatever happened to him?
Dan: Well, he pulled that on Rorschach, and Rorschach dropped him down an elevator shaft.
Laurie: Oh my god. That isn't even funny.
Dan: [laughing] It is a *little* funny.
Star Trek
Admiral Richard Barnett: This is Commander Spock. He is one of our most distinguished graduates. He's programmed the Kobayashi Maru exam for the last four years. Commander?
Spock: Cadet Kirk, you somehow managed to install and activate a subroutine in the programming code, thereby changing the conditions of the test.
James T. Kirk: Your point being?
Admiral Richard Barnett: In academic vernacular, you cheated.
Rock'n'rolla
Archie: People ask the question… what’s a RocknRolla? And I tell ‘em - it’s not about drums, drugs, and hospital drips, oh no. There’s more there than that, my friend. We all like a bit of the good life - some the money, some the drugs, other the sex game, the glamour, or the fame. But a RocknRolla, oh, he’s different. Why? Because a real RocknRolla wants the fucking lot.
Sherlock Holmes
Watson: You free this weekend?
Sherlock: Absolutely.
Watson: Dinner?
Sherlock: Wonderful.
Watson: The Royale?
Sherlock: My favorite.
Watson: Wear a jacket.
Sherlock: You wear a jacket.
The Taking of Pelham 123
Ryder: [describing Garber's voice] He sounds sexy. He would've been my bitch in prison.
Harry Potter & The Half-blood prince
Draco: Nice face, Potter!
The Hangover
Old Timer at Gas Station: That is one sweet ride.
[commenting on the Mercedes as Alan is pumping the gas]
Alan: Don't touch it. Don't even look at it. Don't look at me.
[the old man walks away]
Alan: That's right. You better walk on. I'm not past hitting an old man in public!
Terminator: Salvation
Marcus Wright: What day is it? What year?
Kyle Reese: 2018.
Marcus Wright: What happened here?
Kyle Reese: Judgment Day happened.
Inglourious Basterds
L.t. Aldo Raine: When you join my command, you take on debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y'all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis. Or you will die tryin'.
Public Enemies
Billie: They say you're the man who shot him.
Charles: That's right. One of 'em.
Billie: So why are you coming to see me? To see the damage you done?
Charles: No. I came here because he asked me to. When he went down, he said somethin'. I put my ear next to his mouth, and what I think he said was this.
He said, 'Tell Billie for me: Bye bye, Blackbird.'
District 9
Wikus Van De Merwe: I would never have any kind of... pornographic activity with a fookin' creature!
My Bloody Valentine 3D
Officer Hinch: [looking at a candy box with a human heart inside] Think I waited too long to retire.
Burke: You and me both, Hinch. Who did this?
Officer Hinch: Harry Warden.
Burke: Harry Warden's in a coma.
Officer Hinch: Guess he woke up.
I love you, man
Peter: I'm Peter Klaven, I'm the Realtor.
Sydney: Hey check out these two. That guy needs to fart.
Peter: He does seem to be clenching.
Sydney: Watch the leg... Boom!
Peter: He farted in my open house.
Sydney: He sure did.
Angels and Demons
Cardinal Baggia: May god forgive you for what you've done...
Assassin: Father, if God has issues, they won't be with what I've done. They will be with what I'm about to do.
//actors & actresses
Andrew Lee Potts
Jim Parsons
Neil Patrick Harris
Alexander Skarsgård
Chris Colfer
Jude Law
Robert Downey Jr.
Summer Glau
Misha Collins
Matthew Goode
John Barrowman
Gareth David-Lloyd
Zach Galifianakis
John Simm
Jensen Ackles
Sebastian Stan
Kristin Chenoweth
Diane Krüger
Ian Somerhalder
Jane Lynch
James 'PJ' Ransone
Danny Pudi
Ken Jeong
Zachary Quinto
Kristen Bell
// musicians
Kris Allen
3OH!3
"Glee" cast
Wintersleep
Michael Jackson
The Beatles
Cobra Starship
Lady Gaga
Muse
// pairings
Alice/Hatter ("Alice")
Hatter: Do I need a reason to help a pretty girl in a very wet dress?
Jack/Ianto ("Torchwood")
Jack: You never will be just a blip in time, Ianto Jones...not for me.
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Jack: Oh yeah, I love that office-y feel. I always get excited in these places. To me they're exotic. Office romances... Photocopying your butt, well maybe not your butt, although whilst we're here why don't we photo-
Ianto: The rift was active at these coordinates, approximately 200 feet above ground. That means this floor or the roof.
Jack: How are you, Ianto?
Ianto: All the better for having you back, Sir.
Jack: Can we drop the 'Sir' now? I mean, while I was away, I was thinking, maybe we could...You know, when this is all done...Dinner, a movie...?
Ianto: Are you asking me out on a date?
Jack: Interested?
Ianto: [stuttering] Well, as long as it's not in an office...Some fetishes should be kept to yourself.
Dean/Castiel ("Supernatural")
Castiel: I did it...all of it..for you.
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Castiel: My superiors have begun to question my sympathizes.
Dean: Your sympathizes?
Castiel: I was getting too close to the human in my charge. You.
Jeremy/Tyler ("The Vampire Diaries")
Jeremy: (after Tyler punches him in the face) What's your problem?!
Tyler: Look, I don't need your pity.
Jeremy: You don't have to be like this. You don't!
Tyler: Just go.
Jeremy: What is your problem, man?
Tyler: I don't know, ok? I don't know.
Doctor/Master ("Doctor Who")
The Master: Dying in your arms... happy now?
The Doctor: You're not dying, don't be stupid. It's only a bullet, just regenerate.
The Master: No.
The Doctor: One little bullet, come on.
The Master: I guess you don't know me so well... I refuse.
The Doctor: [desperate] Regenerate. Just regenerate! Please, please! Just regenerate, come on!
The Master: And spend the rest of my life imprisoned with you?
The Doctor: You've got to! Come on. It can't end like this. You and me, all the things we've done. Axons! Remember the Axons? And the Daleks. We're the only two left. There's no one else... REGENERATE!
The Master: Heh... how about that? I win.
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The Doctor: I forgive you.
Eric/Sookie ("True Blood")
Eric: Trust me.
Eric/Godric ("True Blood")
Godric: [on the roof w/ Eric] Two thousand years is enough.
Eric: [unbelieving] I can't accept this. It's insanity!
Godric: 'Our' existance is insanity... we don't belong here.
Eric: But we 'are' here!
Godric: It's not right. We're not right.
Eric: You taught me there was no right or wrong. Only survival or death.
Godric: I told a lie, as it turns out.
Eric: I will keep you alive by force!
Godric: Even if you could, why would you be so cruel?
Eric: [begins crying blood] Godric, don't do it.
Godric: There are centuries of faith and love between us.
Eric: [crying] Please, please!... Please, Godric!
Dan/Blair ("Gossip Girl")
Dan: This is so weird. I don't normally do plots against people.
Blair: Don't worry, virgin. I'll talk you through it..Humphrey, you are a born liar.
Dan: Thanks, I think.
Blair: All that stuff about last night was genius!
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Blair: Do you have a date for Georgina's party?
Sawyer/Juliet ("Lost")
Sawyer: You still got my back?
Juliet: Absolutely
Sheldon/Penny ("The Big Bang Theory")
Penny: You have to help me get into bed. (laughs) "Sheldon has to help me get into bed". Bet you thought I'd never say that!
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Penny: You know people think you are this weird robot man who's so annoying all the time and you totally are. But then it's like that movie Wall-E at the end. You're so full of love and you can save a plant and get fat people out of their floaty chairs.
Sheldon: That's a fairly laboured metaphor but I appreciate the sentiment behind it.
Penny: Sing 'Soft Kitty' to me.
Sheldon: 'Soft kitty' is for when you're sick, you're not sick.
Penny: Injured and drugged is a kind of sick.
Sheldon: (sitting on the bed next to her) Soft Kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...
Penny: Wait wait. Lets sing it as a round.
Howard/Raj ("The Big Bang Theory")
Beverly: You know, both selective mutism and an inability to separate from one's mother can stem from a pathological fear of women. It might explain why the two of you have created an ersatz homosexual marriage to satisfy your need for intimacy.
Finn/Kurt ("Glee")
Kurt: I don't know why I find his stupidity charming. I mean he's cheating off a girl who thinks the square root of 4 is rainbows. I guess that's love for you.
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Kurt:...I honestly love you.
Tony/Maxxie ("Skins")
Tony: What happened?
Maxxie: Anwar's just switched about me being... y'know
Tony: Blonde?
Maxxie: No!
Tony: Short?
Maxxie: Gay!
Tony: [pause] Shall I give you head?
Maxxie: What?!
Tony: [grins] Cheer you up
Maxxie: For fuck's sake! You're supposed to be my friend Tony and I come in here with a problem, okay?
[Tony kisses Maxxie]
Maxxie: You fuck
Tony: We're in Russia! I wanna try something new
Maxxie: I'm not a hobby, Tony. You're not taking up canoeing here
Tony: I've been canoeing
Maxxie: What about Michelle?
Tony: Loves canoeing.
Freddie/Cook ("Skins")
Cook: Nothing good ever stays with me. Absolutely nothing.
Freddie: You've got me.
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Cook: I fucking love you, you bastard!
Arthur/Merlin ("Merlin")
Merlin: I'm not an idiot.
Gaius: What happened?
Merlin: I just want Arthur to trust me, and to see me for who I really am.
Gaius: One day, he will.
Merlin: When? Everything I do is for him, and he just thinks I'm an idiot.
Liam/Ivy ("90210")
Barney/Robin ("How I Met Your Mother")
Barney: You're the most awesome person I've ever met. Well, second.
Robin: Right, first being you.
Barney: No, actually, it's this guy I know who lives in something called the mirror. What up?
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Robin: [on the phone] Hey there, sexy.
Barney: Hello, Aunt Kathy, what's up?
Robin: Oh, nothing. Just thinking about you, hot stuff.
Barney: An accident? Well, is Uncle Rudy gonna be okay?
Robin: Aunt Kathy has an itch that only you can scratch, big boy.
Barney: Oh, God! Why did he think he could build his own helicopter!
Robin: C'mon daddy, break me off a piece of that white chocolate.
Marshall/Lily ("How I Met Your Mother")
//RPS
Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Adam: I was like, ‘Oh, s***! They put me with the cute guy. Distracting! He was the one guy I found attractive in the whole group on the show: nice, nonchalant, pretty, and totally my type - except that he’s got a wife. I mean, he’s open-minded and liberal, but he’s definitely 100% straight.
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Kris: I have a crush on Adam! Can I say that?
Adam: They'll run with that.
Kris: Oh, now I'm screwed.
John Barrowman/Gareth David-LLoyd
John: [talking about filming a scene] My hand's groping his thigh.
Gareth: I accidentally put my hand down your pants didn't I?
John: Yes you did... I enjoyed it.
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Gareth: What possible thing could me and John Barrowman text each other pictures of? To put each other off, while we're in our trailer while the other one's on set? In various states of biological blood flow... With comments like 'You're my bitch now. He's gonna fucking kill me... Is that alright with you? I wish I had my phone so I could show you...yeah, that's not gonna happen.
RDJ/Jude Law
RDJ: ...and other times [Guy] would congratulate both of us on finally being able to deliver some sort of performance approaching heterosexual.
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Jude: [...]when I took the job, having fallen madly for Robert Downey, he's a delicious man, both in private and in..in the work place...
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Jude: the only person I'm in love with is sitting on my left. (=rdj)
Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles (J2)
Jared: I don't kiss Jensen... in public.
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Jared: Jensen and I… Sometimes I'm like, 'In my trailer, now!'
Bradley James/Colin Morgan
Bradley: Your cheekbones are kicking right off on this shot!
Colin: Are they? You liking them?
EDIT: OIC, someone's been hotlinking? *i am disappointed*
best of 2009!
// tv shows
How I met Your mother
comment: I started watching it only this summer (mostly out of boredom), but I instantly liked it. The actors are amazing, every episode is funny & the characters are likeable. The 5th season isn't as good as the ones before, but that's only my opinion.
Ted: You're not...Moby, are you?
Not Moby: Who?
Ted: The recording artist, Moby.
Not Moby: Oh, no.
Ted: Then why, when we said "Hey, Moby" did you come over here?
Not Moby: Oh, I thought you said Tony.
Ted: So your name's Tony?
Not Moby: No.
The Big Bang Theory
comment: One of the funniest tv series for sure. The only thing that bugs me is again the 'main' character (Leonard). By the way, I solemnly think that Jim Parsons deserved Emmy this year which went to...Alec Baldwin? Again, seriously?! Also I started shipping Sheldon/Penny even before I started watching the series, but they DO have awesome chemistry (and they pwn Leonard/Penny like whoa)
Sheldon: Why do you have the Chinese character for "soup" tattooed on your right buttock?
Penny: It's not "soup," it's "courage."
Sheldon: No it isn't. But I suppose it does take courage to demonstrate that kind of commitment to soup.
Penny: How'd you see it? You said you wouldn't look.
Sheldon: Sorry. As I told you, the hero always peeks.
Skins
comment: This year I also found out that I love british tv series. I would take "Skins" over "Gossip Girl" any day. I gotta admit that I miss the old cast/characters though. Also "Skins" can be funny and sad at the same time (it also seems much more real than other similar american shows).
Sidney: Every time. Every fucking time. 'Buy three ounces of weed, Sidney.' 'Oh yes, sir.' 'Shove a bag of pills up your ass, Sidney.' 'Oh right away.' 'Come help me save some random chick.' 'Oh could I?' What have we learned, Sidney? Your friends are shitheads.
Torchwood
comment: I'll admit it - I got into this fandom for very shallow reasons (*cough*jack/ianto sexy times*cough*). But it's my favourite tv series this year (let's pretend season 3 never happened though). It's one of the awesome british shows I was talking about before. The writing, the actors...everything was great (except for Gwen, I grew to dislike her).
Owen Harper: So the protein chains are regenerating despite the mutilation, so not only is it replenishing its own flesh, but it's increasing it, giving them a brand new meat supply.
Gwen Cooper: It will last them for years, then
Toshiko Sato: If we understood how it worked, we could feed the whole world!
Ianto Jones: [deadpan] We could release a single!
Doctor Who
comment: Another british tv show. To be honest I haven't finished watching the 4th season yet. Aside from that...it's Doctor Who, I think there's no need for comments. Only one word: Classic.
The Doctor: Do you wanna come with me? 'Cause if you do then I should warn you, you're gonna see all sorts of things. Ghosts from the past; Aliens from the future; the day the Earth died in a ball of flame; It won't be quiet, it won't be safe, and it won't be calm. But I'll tell you what it will be: the trip of a lifetime.
Generation Kill
comment: Oh man these mini-series were badass. Like really, really badass. And had some great actors (Askars, PJ..etc.)
Rayray: Dear Frederick, thank you for your nice letter, but I am actually a US Marine who was born to kill, whereas clearly you seam to have mistaken me for some sort of wine sipping, communist dick suck. And although peace probably appeals to tree hugging bi-sexuals like you and your parents, I happen to be a death-dealing, blood-crazed warrior who wakes up every day just hoping for the chance to dismember my enemies and defile their civilizations. Peace sucks a hairy asshole, Freddy. War is the mother-fucking answer.
The Sopranos
comment: My friend lent me the 1st season in exchange for the 1st season of "Torchwood". I know it's not a new tv show, but I always wanted to check it out. I guess it doesn't have a big fandom over here though I still like it. I mostly watch it when I'm angry or sick (surprisingly it helps).
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: Hey, Sil. You remember your first blowjob?
Silvio Dante: Oh, yeah.
Paulie 'Walnuts' Gualtieri: How long did it take for the guy to come?
Alice
comment: I loved these mini-series. I watched them only a few days ago so I'm still in an epic fangirl mode. They made me want to re-read "Alice in wonderland". I really hope there will be a sequel.
Hatter: Does this look like a kid's story to you?
Community
comment: This one cheered me up when I was sick. Also Pierce needs more love, don't you think? Gotta love the creepy/funny old man. :D At first I wasn't fond of Britta but now she's not as annoying as I thought she would be. Also I feel like I should mention Jeff/Annie here since I didn't put them under "pairings" in this picspam (I was too lazy to search for screencaps). Anyway Jeff/Annie = win.
Pierce: What are you going as...a gay douche bag?
Jeff: Nice one.
The Vampire Diaries
comment: Ok, I'll admit it - it's a bit similar to Twilight, but it's also much better. The first episode was indeed very cliche IMO. Yet I'm still proud that we have actors like Ian Somerhalder who doesn't make vampires look like sparkly losers. Btw, Warning: this show is pretty addictive.
Damon: You're dead, dude. Get over it.
Glee
comment: At first I thought it was ok, then after some time I re-watched the first episode and then started watching the rest of the episodes and now here I am. Now it's probably in my top 3 of tv shows. I wish they would give more solos to other characters not just Rachel because they all have great voices. Rachel is also the only character that I kinda don't like.
Sue: I am going to create an environment so toxic no one will want to be part of that club. Like the time I sold my house to a nice young couple and salted the earth in the backyard so that nothing could grow there for 100 years. Know why I did that? Because they tried to get me to pay their closing costs.
True Blood
comment: I'm pretty sure I started watching it because people just talked about it so much and I felt stupid not knowing what's so good about it. Overall I like it. My only problem again is the main 2 characters when they're together (Bill/Sookie) because IMO then they're very cheesy. Favourite characters: Eric and Jason. Also this show has the most badass intro ever.
Lafayette: Who ordered the hamburger....with AIDS?
Redneck: I ordered the hamburger deluxe.
Lafayette: In this restaurant, a hamburger deluxe come with Frun Fry, lettuce, tomato, mayo and AIDS!!!!
Do anybody got a problem with that?
Redneck: I decide who makes my burger.
Lafayette: Baby, it's too late for that, everything on your goddamn table got AIDS!
Kings
comment: This was a...weird tv show, but in a good way. I'm sad that it got cancelled. The actors did an amazing job.
Thomasina: Her part she'll be glad to play... Your father wants for you a living death, to brick you into a wall with someone who loves you - who you can't stand the sight of... until you produce an heir, which Silas will take, and raise right this time.
Lucinda Wolfson: [embracing Jack] I... don't understand.
Jack Benjamin: Thomasina, love... please. You've known me since I could crawl.
Thomasina: You went against the family; you're not charming anymore, Jack.
Jack Benjamin: Don't do this!
Thomasina: It's not so hard; just close your eyes, and dream of someone who's dead.
Pushing Daisies
comment: This show is completely different from any other show I've ever watched. It's positive and has bright colors which make everything look surreal, but it had kinda dark storylines (I mean the murders). It was awesome & it definitely shouldn't have been cancelled.
Chuck: You can’t just touch someone’s life and be done with it.
Ned: Yes I can. That’s how I roll.
Lost
comment: Yes, I only started watching it this year but I knew what was going on years before (just from what people had told me). I haven't seen some episodes from earlier seasons though. But season 5 was pretty damn awesome.
Mr. Eko: I ask for no forgiveness, Father. For I have not sinned. I have only done what I needed to do to survive.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along blog
comment: I didn't know where to put this, because it's not a tv show or a film, but still...NPH was great in this & there were other wonderful actors too. The music was catchy and good.
Penny: You're not really interested in the homeless, are you?
Dr. Horrible: No, I am, but... it's a symptom. You're treating a symptom while the disease rages on, consumes the human race. The fish rots from the head, so they say. So I'm thinking, why not cut off the head?
Penny: ... Of the human race?
Dr. Horrible: It's not a... perfect metaphore.
//films
Watchmen
Laurie: Do you remember that crazy guy? What did he call himself... Captain Carnage. The one who used to pretend he was a supervillain just so he could get beaten up all the time?
Dan: Yeah, he tried that on me once. I just walked away. He starts following me down the street in broad daylight, yelling 'Punish me! Punish me!' I'm just saying 'No! Get lost.'
Laurie: God. Whatever happened to him?
Dan: Well, he pulled that on Rorschach, and Rorschach dropped him down an elevator shaft.
Laurie: Oh my god. That isn't even funny.
Dan: [laughing] It is a *little* funny.
Star Trek
Admiral Richard Barnett: This is Commander Spock. He is one of our most distinguished graduates. He's programmed the Kobayashi Maru exam for the last four years. Commander?
Spock: Cadet Kirk, you somehow managed to install and activate a subroutine in the programming code, thereby changing the conditions of the test.
James T. Kirk: Your point being?
Admiral Richard Barnett: In academic vernacular, you cheated.
Rock'n'rolla
Archie: People ask the question… what’s a RocknRolla? And I tell ‘em - it’s not about drums, drugs, and hospital drips, oh no. There’s more there than that, my friend. We all like a bit of the good life - some the money, some the drugs, other the sex game, the glamour, or the fame. But a RocknRolla, oh, he’s different. Why? Because a real RocknRolla wants the fucking lot.
Sherlock Holmes
Watson: You free this weekend?
Sherlock: Absolutely.
Watson: Dinner?
Sherlock: Wonderful.
Watson: The Royale?
Sherlock: My favorite.
Watson: Wear a jacket.
Sherlock: You wear a jacket.
The Taking of Pelham 123
Ryder: [describing Garber's voice] He sounds sexy. He would've been my bitch in prison.
Harry Potter & The Half-blood prince
Draco: Nice face, Potter!
The Hangover
Old Timer at Gas Station: That is one sweet ride.
[commenting on the Mercedes as Alan is pumping the gas]
Alan: Don't touch it. Don't even look at it. Don't look at me.
[the old man walks away]
Alan: That's right. You better walk on. I'm not past hitting an old man in public!
Terminator: Salvation
Marcus Wright: What day is it? What year?
Kyle Reese: 2018.
Marcus Wright: What happened here?
Kyle Reese: Judgment Day happened.
Inglourious Basterds
L.t. Aldo Raine: When you join my command, you take on debit. A debit you owe me personally. Each and every man under my command owes me one hundred Nazi scalps. And I want my scalps. And all y'all will git me one hundred Nazi scalps, taken from the heads of one hundred dead Nazis. Or you will die tryin'.
Public Enemies
Billie: They say you're the man who shot him.
Charles: That's right. One of 'em.
Billie: So why are you coming to see me? To see the damage you done?
Charles: No. I came here because he asked me to. When he went down, he said somethin'. I put my ear next to his mouth, and what I think he said was this.
He said, 'Tell Billie for me: Bye bye, Blackbird.'
District 9
Wikus Van De Merwe: I would never have any kind of... pornographic activity with a fookin' creature!
My Bloody Valentine 3D
Officer Hinch: [looking at a candy box with a human heart inside] Think I waited too long to retire.
Burke: You and me both, Hinch. Who did this?
Officer Hinch: Harry Warden.
Burke: Harry Warden's in a coma.
Officer Hinch: Guess he woke up.
I love you, man
Peter: I'm Peter Klaven, I'm the Realtor.
Sydney: Hey check out these two. That guy needs to fart.
Peter: He does seem to be clenching.
Sydney: Watch the leg... Boom!
Peter: He farted in my open house.
Sydney: He sure did.
Angels and Demons
Cardinal Baggia: May god forgive you for what you've done...
Assassin: Father, if God has issues, they won't be with what I've done. They will be with what I'm about to do.
//actors & actresses
Andrew Lee Potts
Jim Parsons
Neil Patrick Harris
Alexander Skarsgård
Chris Colfer
Jude Law
Robert Downey Jr.
Summer Glau
Misha Collins
Matthew Goode
John Barrowman
Gareth David-Lloyd
Zach Galifianakis
John Simm
Jensen Ackles
Sebastian Stan
Kristin Chenoweth
Diane Krüger
Ian Somerhalder
Jane Lynch
James 'PJ' Ransone
Danny Pudi
Ken Jeong
Zachary Quinto
Kristen Bell
// musicians
Kris Allen
3OH!3
"Glee" cast
Wintersleep
Michael Jackson
The Beatles
Cobra Starship
Lady Gaga
Muse
// pairings
Alice/Hatter ("Alice")
Hatter: Do I need a reason to help a pretty girl in a very wet dress?
Jack/Ianto ("Torchwood")
Jack: You never will be just a blip in time, Ianto Jones...not for me.
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Jack: Oh yeah, I love that office-y feel. I always get excited in these places. To me they're exotic. Office romances... Photocopying your butt, well maybe not your butt, although whilst we're here why don't we photo-
Ianto: The rift was active at these coordinates, approximately 200 feet above ground. That means this floor or the roof.
Jack: How are you, Ianto?
Ianto: All the better for having you back, Sir.
Jack: Can we drop the 'Sir' now? I mean, while I was away, I was thinking, maybe we could...You know, when this is all done...Dinner, a movie...?
Ianto: Are you asking me out on a date?
Jack: Interested?
Ianto: [stuttering] Well, as long as it's not in an office...Some fetishes should be kept to yourself.
Dean/Castiel ("Supernatural")
Castiel: I did it...all of it..for you.
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Castiel: My superiors have begun to question my sympathizes.
Dean: Your sympathizes?
Castiel: I was getting too close to the human in my charge. You.
Jeremy/Tyler ("The Vampire Diaries")
Jeremy: (after Tyler punches him in the face) What's your problem?!
Tyler: Look, I don't need your pity.
Jeremy: You don't have to be like this. You don't!
Tyler: Just go.
Jeremy: What is your problem, man?
Tyler: I don't know, ok? I don't know.
Doctor/Master ("Doctor Who")
The Master: Dying in your arms... happy now?
The Doctor: You're not dying, don't be stupid. It's only a bullet, just regenerate.
The Master: No.
The Doctor: One little bullet, come on.
The Master: I guess you don't know me so well... I refuse.
The Doctor: [desperate] Regenerate. Just regenerate! Please, please! Just regenerate, come on!
The Master: And spend the rest of my life imprisoned with you?
The Doctor: You've got to! Come on. It can't end like this. You and me, all the things we've done. Axons! Remember the Axons? And the Daleks. We're the only two left. There's no one else... REGENERATE!
The Master: Heh... how about that? I win.
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The Doctor: I forgive you.
Eric/Sookie ("True Blood")
Eric: Trust me.
Eric/Godric ("True Blood")
Godric: [on the roof w/ Eric] Two thousand years is enough.
Eric: [unbelieving] I can't accept this. It's insanity!
Godric: 'Our' existance is insanity... we don't belong here.
Eric: But we 'are' here!
Godric: It's not right. We're not right.
Eric: You taught me there was no right or wrong. Only survival or death.
Godric: I told a lie, as it turns out.
Eric: I will keep you alive by force!
Godric: Even if you could, why would you be so cruel?
Eric: [begins crying blood] Godric, don't do it.
Godric: There are centuries of faith and love between us.
Eric: [crying] Please, please!... Please, Godric!
Dan/Blair ("Gossip Girl")
Dan: This is so weird. I don't normally do plots against people.
Blair: Don't worry, virgin. I'll talk you through it..Humphrey, you are a born liar.
Dan: Thanks, I think.
Blair: All that stuff about last night was genius!
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Blair: Do you have a date for Georgina's party?
Sawyer/Juliet ("Lost")
Sawyer: You still got my back?
Juliet: Absolutely
Sheldon/Penny ("The Big Bang Theory")
Penny: You have to help me get into bed. (laughs) "Sheldon has to help me get into bed". Bet you thought I'd never say that!
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Penny: You know people think you are this weird robot man who's so annoying all the time and you totally are. But then it's like that movie Wall-E at the end. You're so full of love and you can save a plant and get fat people out of their floaty chairs.
Sheldon: That's a fairly laboured metaphor but I appreciate the sentiment behind it.
Penny: Sing 'Soft Kitty' to me.
Sheldon: 'Soft kitty' is for when you're sick, you're not sick.
Penny: Injured and drugged is a kind of sick.
Sheldon: (sitting on the bed next to her) Soft Kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur...
Penny: Wait wait. Lets sing it as a round.
Howard/Raj ("The Big Bang Theory")
Beverly: You know, both selective mutism and an inability to separate from one's mother can stem from a pathological fear of women. It might explain why the two of you have created an ersatz homosexual marriage to satisfy your need for intimacy.
Finn/Kurt ("Glee")
Kurt: I don't know why I find his stupidity charming. I mean he's cheating off a girl who thinks the square root of 4 is rainbows. I guess that's love for you.
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Kurt:...I honestly love you.
Tony/Maxxie ("Skins")
Tony: What happened?
Maxxie: Anwar's just switched about me being... y'know
Tony: Blonde?
Maxxie: No!
Tony: Short?
Maxxie: Gay!
Tony: [pause] Shall I give you head?
Maxxie: What?!
Tony: [grins] Cheer you up
Maxxie: For fuck's sake! You're supposed to be my friend Tony and I come in here with a problem, okay?
[Tony kisses Maxxie]
Maxxie: You fuck
Tony: We're in Russia! I wanna try something new
Maxxie: I'm not a hobby, Tony. You're not taking up canoeing here
Tony: I've been canoeing
Maxxie: What about Michelle?
Tony: Loves canoeing.
Freddie/Cook ("Skins")
Cook: Nothing good ever stays with me. Absolutely nothing.
Freddie: You've got me.
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Cook: I fucking love you, you bastard!
Arthur/Merlin ("Merlin")
Merlin: I'm not an idiot.
Gaius: What happened?
Merlin: I just want Arthur to trust me, and to see me for who I really am.
Gaius: One day, he will.
Merlin: When? Everything I do is for him, and he just thinks I'm an idiot.
Liam/Ivy ("90210")
Barney/Robin ("How I Met Your Mother")
Barney: You're the most awesome person I've ever met. Well, second.
Robin: Right, first being you.
Barney: No, actually, it's this guy I know who lives in something called the mirror. What up?
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Robin: [on the phone] Hey there, sexy.
Barney: Hello, Aunt Kathy, what's up?
Robin: Oh, nothing. Just thinking about you, hot stuff.
Barney: An accident? Well, is Uncle Rudy gonna be okay?
Robin: Aunt Kathy has an itch that only you can scratch, big boy.
Barney: Oh, God! Why did he think he could build his own helicopter!
Robin: C'mon daddy, break me off a piece of that white chocolate.
Marshall/Lily ("How I Met Your Mother")
//RPS
Kris Allen/Adam Lambert
Adam: I was like, ‘Oh, s***! They put me with the cute guy. Distracting! He was the one guy I found attractive in the whole group on the show: nice, nonchalant, pretty, and totally my type - except that he’s got a wife. I mean, he’s open-minded and liberal, but he’s definitely 100% straight.
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Kris: I have a crush on Adam! Can I say that?
Adam: They'll run with that.
Kris: Oh, now I'm screwed.
John Barrowman/Gareth David-LLoyd
John: [talking about filming a scene] My hand's groping his thigh.
Gareth: I accidentally put my hand down your pants didn't I?
John: Yes you did... I enjoyed it.
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Gareth: What possible thing could me and John Barrowman text each other pictures of? To put each other off, while we're in our trailer while the other one's on set? In various states of biological blood flow... With comments like 'You're my bitch now. He's gonna fucking kill me... Is that alright with you? I wish I had my phone so I could show you...yeah, that's not gonna happen.
RDJ/Jude Law
RDJ: ...and other times [Guy] would congratulate both of us on finally being able to deliver some sort of performance approaching heterosexual.
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Jude: [...]when I took the job, having fallen madly for Robert Downey, he's a delicious man, both in private and in..in the work place...
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Jude: the only person I'm in love with is sitting on my left. (=rdj)
Jared Padalecki/Jensen Ackles (J2)
Jared: I don't kiss Jensen... in public.
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Jared: Jensen and I… Sometimes I'm like, 'In my trailer, now!'
Bradley James/Colin Morgan
Bradley: Your cheekbones are kicking right off on this shot!
Colin: Are they? You liking them?
EDIT: OIC, someone's been hotlinking? *i am disappointed*