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I really, really, really just don't understand the love people have for Tucker Carlson. He's not pretty. He's not a troll, but he's not pretty. But he's also not very intelligent. Or bright. Or even remotely tolerable. Or fun to watch. Or fun to listen to. Or mentally stimulating. In fact, I believe the only saving grace this man has, and the only reason why people haven't tried lighting him on fire, is because he's not a troll.
But he's not a very good person, either.
SO... vaguely attractive = absolved of all wrongs. Okay.
WHAT THE FUCK.
I'm starting to think the people who see past Tucker Carlson's "beauty" into the ugly little fucker inside are a minority. And that scares me. On that level of thinking, would Bush's approval rating be higher if he was a supermodel? Would Kerry have won if he wasn't so ugly? The only reason why people liked Edwards was because he was soft on the eyes. That's... sad. And it makes me pretty ashamed of my fellow slashers. Or, well, at least the ones who slash Tucker with someone like Anderson Cooper or Jon Stewart.
LIBERAL NEWSCASTERS + TUCKER = CATFIGHT. It's been proven. And please, please, PLEASE don't give me that shit about angrysex. It's okay when it's something dumb like Harry Potter, and the characters are fictional. But not for real-person slash. Think of how often you've been attracted to someone from the other side who stands for everything you disagree with. How many times you've wanted to fuck your enemy. It hasn't been very often, I bet! It just doesn't happen like that. Maybe every now and then, but in these cases, I doubt they ever would. So try and be realistic here. Jon would not fuck Tucker. Anderson would not fuck Tucker. And you probably shouldn't fuck Tucker either. Pretty does not a good person make!
Just look at Paris Hilton, for God's sake.