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It all started way before any of you guys were born. On a far away planet called deathlock IV. and on Deathlock IV there was a young hero named Baron Handscop Somean. Now Baron was not a mere mortal but was the last of a Kinsman called the maninites. The maninites were badass bro, and could seduce ladies with a single look. And Baron was the greatest of all the maninites, seducing women left and right, often giving his lady friends, who he bangs, a fake name behind so it is easier to break attachments. That name was Bhandsomeman.
Anyways, one day, through the evils of women who have tricked our hero before, he lost his ability to seduce women. Not wanting to disgrace the maninites he new he must get his powers of seduction back, but he knew his powers of old would never come back to him. That is when Baron came up with the greatest of plans, To form the worlds greatest rock band ever.
He was so excited of his plan he told a fellow maninite who was trying to seduce his womanite sister. That mans name was Desmond Pinato. However, Desmond Pinato was not a proud maninite of the legends of ole. he secluded himself from other maninite and lured people one by one into games that had no fun, to show off skills that mean nothing. And that is when Desomnd came up with a plan to trick Baron into letting him be in his rockband, and even making him the leader of that band.
Suddenly Baron one day got a text message from a long time friend. This friend was not a maninite, no he was not. However this friend was no stranger to the ladies either, as he was a race of men with exceptionally long penis's. And he had the greatest of all the penis's of this race, which is why he was known simply as "The Dicker". after one day of watching a television show, Desmond had somehow gotten the dicker to join the band as well. So when Baron asked Desmond what we should call this band, Desmond replied "Fuck Off!" when he was in the Loo, taking a poo. And from that day forward, they were known as the fuckoffs.
However baron noticed that their band was being limited by Desmond, often not wanting to play harder songs, so that their score may be higher which meant nothing to Baron or the Dicker or the entire rest of the people on Deathlock IV. Often as well, he would not share being the lead guitarists or song selection forcing the band and The dicker in particular to play lesser songs that were boring. And then one day, the band had gotten old to Desmond, and he no longer wanted to be a part of it. having showed off all the skill he thought he would be able to, he simply played a different game to show skill in that game that impressed no one on Deathlock IV.
With Desmond having left the band, Baron knew the Fuckoffs could not continue as Desmond was the leader and you can't load the band with out his profile signed in to Xbox live. So Baron and the Dicker decided to form their own band. But they knew they could not form a band on their own. That is when the dicker came up with a plan, and recruited his brother who was also from the race of men with giant penis's who was known as "Pickle" as it is a phallic name and implies his may not be long but has girth. and Pickle knew what was more important to the ladies.
So pickle joined the band and they all felt renewed and fresh and licked that band way more then they liked the fuckoff's. And the power of the awesomeness of the band caused Baron to regain some of his power of seduction with the ladies and caused both the Dickers and Pickles penis's to grow larger, but it was not enough. The band still needed something it, it needed a name. so they all went home that day to ponder, and each banged hundreds of women, and talked about it the next day with each other. it just so happened, all the womens had the same profession. they were all Hairdressers, and professional Bitches. But the Dicker and Pickle and Baron all thought it would have been really cool if they were maids, So they named the band "Bang Maid". And it was good. The power of Bang Maid caused all there instruments to upgrade it to rock and roll Pussy Magnets, that once they learned how to harness the power brought women from all over Deathlock IV for them to bang, but also do dishes and make sandwhiches.... oh and bang.
And thats how the Greatest Rock Band in the world was born.
The End!
Anyways, one day, through the evils of women who have tricked our hero before, he lost his ability to seduce women. Not wanting to disgrace the maninites he new he must get his powers of seduction back, but he knew his powers of old would never come back to him. That is when Baron came up with the greatest of plans, To form the worlds greatest rock band ever.
He was so excited of his plan he told a fellow maninite who was trying to seduce his womanite sister. That mans name was Desmond Pinato. However, Desmond Pinato was not a proud maninite of the legends of ole. he secluded himself from other maninite and lured people one by one into games that had no fun, to show off skills that mean nothing. And that is when Desomnd came up with a plan to trick Baron into letting him be in his rockband, and even making him the leader of that band.
Suddenly Baron one day got a text message from a long time friend. This friend was not a maninite, no he was not. However this friend was no stranger to the ladies either, as he was a race of men with exceptionally long penis's. And he had the greatest of all the penis's of this race, which is why he was known simply as "The Dicker". after one day of watching a television show, Desmond had somehow gotten the dicker to join the band as well. So when Baron asked Desmond what we should call this band, Desmond replied "Fuck Off!" when he was in the Loo, taking a poo. And from that day forward, they were known as the fuckoffs.
However baron noticed that their band was being limited by Desmond, often not wanting to play harder songs, so that their score may be higher which meant nothing to Baron or the Dicker or the entire rest of the people on Deathlock IV. Often as well, he would not share being the lead guitarists or song selection forcing the band and The dicker in particular to play lesser songs that were boring. And then one day, the band had gotten old to Desmond, and he no longer wanted to be a part of it. having showed off all the skill he thought he would be able to, he simply played a different game to show skill in that game that impressed no one on Deathlock IV.
With Desmond having left the band, Baron knew the Fuckoffs could not continue as Desmond was the leader and you can't load the band with out his profile signed in to Xbox live. So Baron and the Dicker decided to form their own band. But they knew they could not form a band on their own. That is when the dicker came up with a plan, and recruited his brother who was also from the race of men with giant penis's who was known as "Pickle" as it is a phallic name and implies his may not be long but has girth. and Pickle knew what was more important to the ladies.
So pickle joined the band and they all felt renewed and fresh and licked that band way more then they liked the fuckoff's. And the power of the awesomeness of the band caused Baron to regain some of his power of seduction with the ladies and caused both the Dickers and Pickles penis's to grow larger, but it was not enough. The band still needed something it, it needed a name. so they all went home that day to ponder, and each banged hundreds of women, and talked about it the next day with each other. it just so happened, all the womens had the same profession. they were all Hairdressers, and professional Bitches. But the Dicker and Pickle and Baron all thought it would have been really cool if they were maids, So they named the band "Bang Maid". And it was good. The power of Bang Maid caused all there instruments to upgrade it to rock and roll Pussy Magnets, that once they learned how to harness the power brought women from all over Deathlock IV for them to bang, but also do dishes and make sandwhiches.... oh and bang.
And thats how the Greatest Rock Band in the world was born.
The End!