That journal is mine, betch!
anonymous
June 6 2006, 04:10:01 UTC
Wow, that drumchica actually deleted her entire journal rather than put up with the likes of me. Sometimes I'm surprised by the extent of my own influence. Although I did notice that her only entry was one line of gibberish, so maybe it's no great loss. It would have been the perfect venue for communicating with you and now it's gone. Foiled again by the Livejournal gods!
Speaking of gods, I'm so proud of you for being a fan of the Shoes Betch. She's become my new goddess as well. There's just something so erotic about the merciless way she kicks that poor store clerk to the floor and proceeds to crush him beneath her monstrous foot. Is it wrong to become aroused by watching that? Is it possible I truly am a freak? I actually thought she attacked me last night but it turns out it was just Matty Merrill.
Honestly, things just keep getting more and more out of hand. Just when I think it can't get any worse something happens to prove me wrong. Somehow I've managed to awaken the most frightening fury amongst your schoolmates. What do they put in the drinking water down there? I realize it's ghetto but there must be filters. You know things are bad when Chris A. seems like the sane one. And when is he gonna trample me, I wonder? I can see it coming:
"I think you have too many pants." "SHUT UP!" "I think you have too many DVDs." "SHUT UP!" "I think you have too many issues." "SHUT UP!"
Speaking of gods, I'm so proud of you for being a fan of the Shoes Betch. She's become my new goddess as well. There's just something so erotic about the merciless way she kicks that poor store clerk to the floor and proceeds to crush him beneath her monstrous foot. Is it wrong to become aroused by watching that? Is it possible I truly am a freak? I actually thought she attacked me last night but it turns out it was just Matty Merrill.
Honestly, things just keep getting more and more out of hand. Just when I think it can't get any worse something happens to prove me wrong. Somehow I've managed to awaken the most frightening fury amongst your schoolmates. What do they put in the drinking water down there? I realize it's ghetto but there must be filters. You know things are bad when Chris A. seems like the sane one. And when is he gonna trample me, I wonder? I can see it coming:
"I think you have too many pants."
"SHUT UP!"
"I think you have too many DVDs."
"SHUT UP!"
"I think you have too many issues."
"SHUT UP!"
POW!
CRUNCH. And that would be it for me.
-Neil
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