Awkward Night
Soooo... here's a quick summary of what happened last night. There were two guys down the hallway who were having sex. This sex was loud, each were with a different girl, they were both in the same room, and practically everyone could hear them. Seriously everyone. They woke someone up 6 doors down from them. We couldn't sleep of course. We had, of course, 3 options...
1) Stay in our rooms, put pillows over our heads, and pretend like we never heard anything.
2) Go pounding on their door and tell them to keep it down. This would possibly cause broken penises (penisi?) and a slight resentment from the guys.
or
3) Make some popcorn, wait outside their room until they are done and start clapping when they finally come out.
Yep. I'm that awesome. # 3 won in a landslide. So me and Nick (guy who was woken up) make some popcorn and as we're going down the hall to get a front row seet we pass the guy who lives across the hall from me peeking his head out the door. We invite him to join us and he does. He brings along his 2 friends he had 'spending the night'.
After about 5 minutes J.R. and his friends go back to their room. Nick and I socialize, and after living on the same hall for 5 months finally get to know each other. It only took to fucking guys for it to happen. And after another 5 minutes after J.R. left, Jay sticks his head out the door. We start a slow clap and he turns (or was already) a couple shades of red. The guys are pretty cool about it, but we can tell the girls are about to crawl inside themselves.
Ultimately I ended up going to bed around 4:30 in the morning. And now I pose and answer a question...
What do you need for 1 guy to get to know another guy?
(The simplest and most complex answer is...)
2 fucking guys! Duh!
1) Stay in our rooms, put pillows over our heads, and pretend like we never heard anything.
2) Go pounding on their door and tell them to keep it down. This would possibly cause broken penises (penisi?) and a slight resentment from the guys.
or
3) Make some popcorn, wait outside their room until they are done and start clapping when they finally come out.
Yep. I'm that awesome. # 3 won in a landslide. So me and Nick (guy who was woken up) make some popcorn and as we're going down the hall to get a front row seet we pass the guy who lives across the hall from me peeking his head out the door. We invite him to join us and he does. He brings along his 2 friends he had 'spending the night'.
After about 5 minutes J.R. and his friends go back to their room. Nick and I socialize, and after living on the same hall for 5 months finally get to know each other. It only took to fucking guys for it to happen. And after another 5 minutes after J.R. left, Jay sticks his head out the door. We start a slow clap and he turns (or was already) a couple shades of red. The guys are pretty cool about it, but we can tell the girls are about to crawl inside themselves.
Ultimately I ended up going to bed around 4:30 in the morning. And now I pose and answer a question...
What do you need for 1 guy to get to know another guy?
(The simplest and most complex answer is...)
2 fucking guys! Duh!