I Saw D.M.
Demetri Martin! He was funny funny funny! And so were the two other guys that opened for him. One of the openers was talking about people with loud stereos and how it sounds like they're beating a fat man with a pumpkin.
It was the end of the tour so they asked the audience for any problems that they had. Towards the end of the advice I shouted out "I don't have a father!" They said "Excellent". They then asked which one of the three I wanted to be their father. I said Demetri. He said thank you for thinking of him as a father figure. Demetri said Dallas was so close to salad backwards.
After the show we were walking out and I almost bumped into someone... and it was Demetri Martin! I immediately went in the opposite direction after him. He got his autograph and I said that I was the the person without a father. He said that his fathr had died 12 years ago so I gave him a hug.
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It was the end of the tour so they asked the audience for any problems that they had. Towards the end of the advice I shouted out "I don't have a father!" They said "Excellent". They then asked which one of the three I wanted to be their father. I said Demetri. He said thank you for thinking of him as a father figure. Demetri said Dallas was so close to salad backwards.
After the show we were walking out and I almost bumped into someone... and it was Demetri Martin! I immediately went in the opposite direction after him. He got his autograph and I said that I was the the person without a father. He said that his fathr had died 12 years ago so I gave him a hug.
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