Boys... KEEP OUT OF MY LIFE!
Ok so I guess the title of this entry is pretty self explanitory. I am very mad at the men in my life... including my father and brother. Lets make a list of the men in my life and why they are bugging me in order of their annoyance... starting with the most annoyina... shall we?!
1. Nick Witham(I put the last name on this one just that you wouldn't be to confused on who I was talking about!): This boy... yes he is a boy not a man... is the cause for most frustration. After he tells me he likes me, hangs out with me for half the break, hooks up with me on his couch, and plans to go to a concert with me... he rediscovers his ex-girlfriend. Now I don't know exactly how much rediscovering has happened... but he keeps talking to me about her... and I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT!! He decided not to call me again after we hooked up, suprise, suprise. Because of him I hate men right now and have decided that I dont want a relation ship and that I dont even want casual hook ups. I even contemplated becoming a lesbian for a few seconds and then realized that wouldnt work because I don't find females attractive in that way!! (I besides Kelly... but thats different!LOL!) But I will wait for my anti relationship rant until later. Moving on...
2. CJ Smith: I love this kid to death but today he did something really mean. He started joking around about me being a whore. It was funny for the first couple of minuets... but he kept going... and going... and going. It really upset me. I mean, I know he was just kidding, but some people at our school really really do think that about me, and I dont know why! So yea... I am not mad at him... it just hurt my feelings.
3. Josh Homer: Um... yea.... he tells his family and friends that I am a phsychopath. That really hurts. ALOT!
4. Jack Thalgott: Today he told me that he misses my ass. Okay that makes me feel like an object for peoples pleasures. Not only that but for once I want someone to tell me they miss me!! I want someone to say I thought about you the other and missed you. But I dont think I should really worry about this one because Jack is just really horny.
5. My brother: So last night I felt really sick and went to bed at 7pm. My brothers room and mine are right next to each other so I can hear everything that goes on in his room. Well last night at about 8:30 my brother decided to go in his room and practice his alto sax! The presidential debates couldn't even get me to sleep after that!!
6. Gabe: Why does he have to be single NOW!
7. Eric Gourley: Hes been going through some kind of male PMS lately! I don't know whats wrong with him! Where did my best friend go? I miss him!
8. James Rinarz: I dont know why hes on this list... but hes a guy... and I just thought of him.
9. My Father: My father, with some help from my mother, has decided that I am still 15 years old and need to be warned about every little thing in life. everything from dont smoke to you need to clean your room. They still inspect me in the morning to make sure that I look nice for school! If I want to look like crap for my friends let me look like crap! GEEZ!!
10. Napoleon Dynamite: Why does my sole mate have to be fictional?
So there you have it. Oh yea, and all ex boyfreids are on the list to... I just didnt want to take the time to write all there names.
Okay so on to everything else in my life. I have given up on relationships. Why get into something where your just going to get hurt? I want a guy to look at me and see the most beautiful and amazing girl he's every seen. I want a guy who will reandomly buy me flowers just to make me feel special. I want a guy who can stay on the phone with me for a whole hour and have a worth while conversation with me without me having to ramble on just to keep the conversation moving! I want a guy who stays up half the night and wirtes songs and poems about me. Is that really so much to ask?
~Mikey
1. Nick Witham(I put the last name on this one just that you wouldn't be to confused on who I was talking about!): This boy... yes he is a boy not a man... is the cause for most frustration. After he tells me he likes me, hangs out with me for half the break, hooks up with me on his couch, and plans to go to a concert with me... he rediscovers his ex-girlfriend. Now I don't know exactly how much rediscovering has happened... but he keeps talking to me about her... and I DONT WANT TO HEAR IT!! He decided not to call me again after we hooked up, suprise, suprise. Because of him I hate men right now and have decided that I dont want a relation ship and that I dont even want casual hook ups. I even contemplated becoming a lesbian for a few seconds and then realized that wouldnt work because I don't find females attractive in that way!! (I besides Kelly... but thats different!LOL!) But I will wait for my anti relationship rant until later. Moving on...
2. CJ Smith: I love this kid to death but today he did something really mean. He started joking around about me being a whore. It was funny for the first couple of minuets... but he kept going... and going... and going. It really upset me. I mean, I know he was just kidding, but some people at our school really really do think that about me, and I dont know why! So yea... I am not mad at him... it just hurt my feelings.
3. Josh Homer: Um... yea.... he tells his family and friends that I am a phsychopath. That really hurts. ALOT!
4. Jack Thalgott: Today he told me that he misses my ass. Okay that makes me feel like an object for peoples pleasures. Not only that but for once I want someone to tell me they miss me!! I want someone to say I thought about you the other and missed you. But I dont think I should really worry about this one because Jack is just really horny.
5. My brother: So last night I felt really sick and went to bed at 7pm. My brothers room and mine are right next to each other so I can hear everything that goes on in his room. Well last night at about 8:30 my brother decided to go in his room and practice his alto sax! The presidential debates couldn't even get me to sleep after that!!
6. Gabe: Why does he have to be single NOW!
7. Eric Gourley: Hes been going through some kind of male PMS lately! I don't know whats wrong with him! Where did my best friend go? I miss him!
8. James Rinarz: I dont know why hes on this list... but hes a guy... and I just thought of him.
9. My Father: My father, with some help from my mother, has decided that I am still 15 years old and need to be warned about every little thing in life. everything from dont smoke to you need to clean your room. They still inspect me in the morning to make sure that I look nice for school! If I want to look like crap for my friends let me look like crap! GEEZ!!
10. Napoleon Dynamite: Why does my sole mate have to be fictional?
So there you have it. Oh yea, and all ex boyfreids are on the list to... I just didnt want to take the time to write all there names.
Okay so on to everything else in my life. I have given up on relationships. Why get into something where your just going to get hurt? I want a guy to look at me and see the most beautiful and amazing girl he's every seen. I want a guy who will reandomly buy me flowers just to make me feel special. I want a guy who can stay on the phone with me for a whole hour and have a worth while conversation with me without me having to ramble on just to keep the conversation moving! I want a guy who stays up half the night and wirtes songs and poems about me. Is that really so much to ask?
~Mikey