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ok due to alyssa showing me her profile i now feel compelled to write a response to it.
this is alyssa's profile
1. how "row row row your boat" changed your life
2. when my psychic told me i had four years to live
3. why some peoples poop is green. or is that just me?
4. how it feels to have boobs
5. why i got my ******** pierced
6. why i hate poor/dirty/homeless/hungry/begging/black/asian/hispanic/white/smart/dumb/rich/political/religious/atheist/funny/boring people
7. original sin and womens punishment
8. what semi colons mean to me
9. the importance of a bladder
10. how cork board is metaphorical to your life.
these are my sentence essays i've created for each
1.RoW roW my BoAt GENtlly down Thur rifer.
2.OH MY GOD I have 4 years to live and I want to do something with my life, please give me lots of money because I spent it all on my psychic.
3.Hey did you know if you eat enough lucky charms your poop will turn green, this is why I should be admitted to your college
4.I love my boobs…. Want to see them?
5.Ok, so this one day I got really drunk and the next day I woke up and my ****** was pierced, I now know why I shouldn’t drink and promise I will not drink anymore if you admit me into your college.
6.FUCK YOU rich ass mother fucking college board people, go fuck your selves. Let me in your college bitches
7.The bible hates me because I’m a woman, and you should let into your college because I’m a woman, and if you don’t I’ll sue for sexist
8.hey what does this thing mean;? I thought you should know cuase you like let people into college.
9.OH GOD I HAVE TO PEE.
10.after many a bowl of cannabis, I have come to comprehend that my existence on this small little world of ours is so like cork board. Crap need more weed.
i'mm sorry if you choose any of these topics as your college essay, or are offend by them.
however if you did pick one of these topics my only question to you is... HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET INTO COLLEGE
this is alyssa's profile
1. how "row row row your boat" changed your life
2. when my psychic told me i had four years to live
3. why some peoples poop is green. or is that just me?
4. how it feels to have boobs
5. why i got my ******** pierced
6. why i hate poor/dirty/homeless/hungry/begging/black/asian/hispanic/white/smart/dumb/rich/political/religious/atheist/funny/boring people
7. original sin and womens punishment
8. what semi colons mean to me
9. the importance of a bladder
10. how cork board is metaphorical to your life.
these are my sentence essays i've created for each
1.RoW roW my BoAt GENtlly down Thur rifer.
2.OH MY GOD I have 4 years to live and I want to do something with my life, please give me lots of money because I spent it all on my psychic.
3.Hey did you know if you eat enough lucky charms your poop will turn green, this is why I should be admitted to your college
4.I love my boobs…. Want to see them?
5.Ok, so this one day I got really drunk and the next day I woke up and my ****** was pierced, I now know why I shouldn’t drink and promise I will not drink anymore if you admit me into your college.
6.FUCK YOU rich ass mother fucking college board people, go fuck your selves. Let me in your college bitches
7.The bible hates me because I’m a woman, and you should let into your college because I’m a woman, and if you don’t I’ll sue for sexist
8.hey what does this thing mean;? I thought you should know cuase you like let people into college.
9.OH GOD I HAVE TO PEE.
10.after many a bowl of cannabis, I have come to comprehend that my existence on this small little world of ours is so like cork board. Crap need more weed.
i'mm sorry if you choose any of these topics as your college essay, or are offend by them.
however if you did pick one of these topics my only question to you is... HOW THE HELL DID YOU GET INTO COLLEGE