The Virgin Meme

Jan 26, 2010 07:21

Ok bitches. Let's do this.


Ok, Here's the deal... Start with 100% and subtract 1% for everything that you've done.
Then repost as your __% Virgin. Lower the number you have, the more you've done!

(x)Smoked.
(x) Drank alcohol.
(x) Cried when someone died.
(x) Been drunk.
(x) Had sex.
(x) Been to a concert.
(x) gotten/given a handjob.
(x) gotten/given a blowjob.
(x) Been verbally/sexually harassed.
(x) Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 90%

(x) Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
(x) Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
( ) Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfriend before.
(x) Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
(x) Been to prom.
(x) Cried at school.
(x) Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
( ) Went streaking.
(x) Given or received a lap dance.
(x) Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 82%

(x) Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
(x) Slept over at someone of the opposite sex's house.
(x) Kissed a stranger.
(x) Hugged a stranger.
( ) Went scuba diving.
(x) Driven a car.
(x) Gotten an x-ray.
( ) Hit by a car.
(x) Had a party.
( ) Done serious drugs.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 75%

(x) Played strip poker/darts.
(x) Got paid to strip for someone.
(x) Run away from home.
(x) Broken a bone.
(x) Eaten sushi.
(x) Bought porn.
(x) Watched porn.
( ) Made porn.
(x) Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
(x) Been in love.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 66%

(x) Made Out.
(x) Laughed so hard you cried.
(x) Cried yourself to sleep.
(x) Laughed yourself to sleep.
(x) Stabbed yourself.
(x) Shot a gun
(x) Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
(x) Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
(x) Watched an animal die.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 56%

( ) Watched a person die.
(x) Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person.
(x) Pranked somebody.
( ) Put somebody in the hospital.
(x) Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
(x) Kissed somebody of the same sex.
(x) Dressed punk.
(x) Dressed goth.
(x) Dressed preppy.
( ) Been to a motocross race.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 49% (Side note. My number is now below the original posters FINAL score.))

(x) Avoided somebody.
(x) Been stalked
(x) Stalked someone.
(x) Met a celebrity.
(x) Played an instrument.
(x) Ridden a horse.
(x) Cut yourself.
( ) Bungee jumped.
(x) Ding dong ditched somebody.
(x) Been to a wild party.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 40%

(x) Got caught stealing something.
(x) Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
( ) Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
(x) Gone out with your friend's crush.
( ) Been pregnant.
(x) Babysat.
( ) Been to another country.
( ) Started your house on fire.
(x) Had an encounter with a ghost.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 35%

(x) Donated your hair to cancer patients.
(x) Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
(x) Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
(x) Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over 3 months.
(x) Sat on your butt all day.
(x) Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
(x) Had a job.
(x) Gotten cut from a sports team.
(x) Been called a whore.
(x) Danced like a whore.

PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 25% ((Sons of bitches))

( ) Been mistaken for a teacher.
(x) Been in a car accident.
(x) Been told you have beautiful eyes.
(x) Been told you have beautiful hair.
( ) Raped somebody.
(x) Danced in the rain.
(x) Been rejected.
( ) Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
(x) Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
(x) Been raped.

FINAL PERCENTAGE: 18%

These fucking poons are lying!
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