Ask Lady_TaeTae 6/8
Title: Ask Lady_TaeTae 6/8
Author:
bezznaczenia
Ranting: R
Paring: 2min
Summary: Lady_TaeTae- the new sex columnist of “Cosmopolitan”, a ‘girl’ who has a real effect on reader’s mind. Well, really nice, but what if out of magazine’s pages she wasn’t exactly a girl? The story of Yuri and her strange friend.
Meeting Kibum wasn’t fluffy, like ‘oh, Tae always talks about you so much, nice to meet you!”. It was an accidental meeting, he was coming out of Taemin’s house and he recognized her somehow- that’s how they started that short talk. After two minutes she already considered him as mean bitch. Key was treating her condescendingly and it was clearly seen that he wanted to show her how little she knew about their mutual friend.
After that she tried not to think about all those cold words. Although she didn’t think that Taemin was back biting her, maybe it was just some jealousy thing of that guy or something. By the way, he wore awful jacket. And he will see how Yuri wins Taemin’s sympathy. He’ll be surprised.
Anyway, a few days later Taemin accused their redaction that in the men fashion section they presented only ‘pansy boys instead of real man”. She was just staring at the screen, wondering what the hell just happened. Did she read it wrong? He, who was wearing pink pants himself?
Meanwhile he responded to her mail very calmly, saying it’s the magazine for women, not for gay people. And he didn’t feel like a hypocrite. He added that he would watch some real man instead of nancy guys who barely looked like males. Yuri felt confused about his ideal man’s type. Did he like other gays or not?
That…Key.
*You think that every gay looks just like me? You’re wrong^^. Minho is fucking manly for example and you show in our magazine kind of man that looks almost like my friend K., who always wears tight fitted pants and he looks like a pink fairy. Annoying, because earlier I was buying “Cosmo’ to watch some man candy and now…Sorry, it’s not what I want to see. Not insulting the models, though.*
Well, she came to conclusion that he was somehow right but it was weird that he was fighting for their model’s manliness. He didn’t have anything with it since it wasn’t, theoretically, his world. They could look like a pansy boys, if girls liked them like that. Taemin was gay and he shouldn’t be interested in their straight models.
“I can’t even smile to random, gay looking guy in subway train, you know. Eh, I’m very happy that I have something called intuition or radar, whatever you call it. It helps a lot.”
He raised his head like he was proud of it and smiled. Gay radar, huh? Well, now Yuri understood what he meant with that gayness of heterosexual man and she slowly started to see bad sides of that new ‘fashion’.
“You know what? You could return to the old standards, like Kim Yong or other real man” He smiled with a little dreamy eyes and then chuckled “Well, everything is better than that. Just tell them to stop and think a little”
Yuri didn’t say anything again, just looking how Taemin pulled out some beautiful, loosen shirt. He touched the soft fabric gently and Yuri was sure that red shirt will look perfect on him. TaeTae looked perfect in everything.
“After all I’m happy that such things don’t usually appear on men section…”
He himself wore some white tunic, the leather jacket and heavy red boots. Anyway he looked and moved like a prima ballerina in those shoes, but it was his personal thing and grace. After all those boots made him even taller and those legs seemed to be longer. Yuri felt ugly and regular in comparison to him, especially if she was wearing only grey tweed coat.
“Looks like it is going to appear on male section” She said, rolling her eyes “Suli said that manly pink shirts are really fashionable this season, for me it’s total absurd, because…”
“Light pink shirt is so hetero, c’mon, just look at those businessmen who own fabulous Porsches and Lamborghinis” Taemin laughed, looking at some grey sweater at the same time “They wear light pink clothes to show that ‘pink can be good for straight modern men too’. And I don’t mean the sparkling pink, just that light one. Anyway your thinking is very stereotypical”
For first five seconds she wanted to answer him something rude, bust when she saw that soft smile she resigned. Maybe he was completely right, she did think stereotypically. But her knowledge was better and better every day and every time she talked with him. He shouldn’t be that cruel.
“Nice to hear” She finally said, taking the grey sweater from him his hands and placing it back on its place.
“It look like unisex, right?” TaeTae asked accidently, touching the shirt tenderly and reapting “Right?”
*
On the meeting she came up with wonderful idea: to invite some manly guy and make a December photo session in real man style. A lot darker colors, heavy boots and fur hats. The idea was accepted, even if Suli was a little confused. She shut her sweet mouth after he heard that Lady_TaeTae approved to this. Suli suddenly feel in love in fur hats.
*You know what, I understand your weird brain more and more everyday. At least thanks to you our magazine is growing up and people even write letters to us to say that we published the best male fashion since long time. Well, thanks. By the way, you wrote excellent Christmas article. Victoria is really pleased.*
Then…
*You mean Song Qian? Maybe we were in the same class, she knew about me and Minho^^ If it’s she, it’s weird that she hasn’t recognize TaeTae, she was calling me like that by herself. Well, maybe someday we will organize some class meeting and I’ll ask her when she works and all. Does she still have that fringe xd?*
The world was so small! Yuri wondered if Victoria was only making a total idiot of her and if she knew from the beginning. Song wasn’t dumb, she recalled something for sure. Weird situation. Yuri was too much of chicken to ask her friend if it was true. She could accidently betray Taemin.
*Yes, it’s her. But don’t ask her, Victoria could be a little bit dangerous for your position. It’s just kind of weird that she didn’t tell me anything, although she could just stay quiet for her own reason. Now I’m fucking curious. But just be careful with those references to high school or she will recognize you. If you don’t want to lost your ‘job’.*
Later she realized that the situation was so strange, even more than she thought from the beginning. She was lying in the bed and wondering about all the situations with Victoria when that girl was so excited about Lady_TaeTae’s advices. She said something about tiny tits? Well…maybe Yuri was overreacting.
To relax a little, she took new TaeTae’s printed article and started reading all over again. After it she got back to sleep and then something naughty came to her mind. Before she realized what she was thinking, her thoughts were far away. Well, it was the first time Yuri imagined Taemin and Minho having sex, or, to be more proper, making love. She just signed into the pillow but the imagination of Minho thrusting into Taemin, of course without the details, gross. They were just lovemaking, steady and slowly. Kissing. Then she fell asleep and the next day she woke up with a nice moral hangover.
“But you aren’t wet down there, don’t you? Like a woman”
Well, it was the stupidest and the most embarrassing question that she could ever ask Taemin. He laughed out loud, face palming and she felt her cheeks getting a little red. His laughter became quieter and more like giggles, then he just shook his head with disbelieve. She got irritated.
“I don’t know much about homo sex, just want to build up my knowledge”
They were walking down the street and searching for the old cafeteria that Taemin recommended. He and Minho were there for a date and he said it was wonderful and very climatic place. Unfortunately, he forgot where it was exactly and they had to search for it for about half an hour.
But it was a good opportunity to ask him about those naughty things. Especially when they passed some sex shop.
“Oh, I feel honored for being your teacher” He smiled again “Well, getting me wet and ready is a job for Minho. Sorry if I’m being too straightforward”
No, he wasn’t too straightforward, she heard and read enough of his sex advices to being accustomed to it. Yuri was just curious about real gay sex! She knew only that Taemin was probably getting it up his perfect ass, but…how? Did it hurt him or what? He was writing about it so much, he surely enjoyed it. Being dominated. And a job for Minho, getting Taemin wet and ready?
“Well, there’s a thing called lube…” Taemin started and signed “Don’t you know about the preparation? What do you know about sex in general, noona?”
Yuri felt like a silly virgin, well, she wasn’t. She was just static girl, she wasn’t that feisty as him and please, gay sex wasn’t her interest. At least it wasn’t before she met Lady_TaeTae. Anyway now she was humiliated to the last part of her soul but he didn’t mind telling and helping her anyway. She puzzled a little, wondering if she could ask him for more details of gay sex.
“Okay, I wouldn’t tease you like that” He said finally “It makes me feel...Minho is just…”
Then he stopped and pointed at some dark passage. It looked weird but Taemin smiled with satisfaction.
“We’re here. Let me finish the talk inside”