bless the whores
I got to hang out with Jim today. yay :)
Isnt it weird...that we think about the future and then...we end up living in the future but the future becomes present and then theres more future to imagine? What happens when theres no more future to imagine? what then? WHAT THEN?!?! Do we start over from scratch? Pretend fire doesnt exist so that "someone" can "discover" it?
Did you know twinkies burn my mouth?
and
Did you know that i was going to be called "Misty" and not Kristen?
and
Did you know i have 11 toes?
Whoops i made that one up. I only have 10.
Im putting porn, masturbation, and my doubt in christianity behind me so i can become a nun. :D Thats what im gunna do with my life. Ive decided. Porn...tool of the devil. Masturbation...satans caress. Its the way to go really. If i wear one of those nun outfits...i dont have to worry about my hair. No ones going to see my figure anyways so hey ...EAT UP! I could be like the fat nun in Sister Act. ALLLL SMILES. :D *tink*
Its 3am. I dont know what im saying.
I just watched the stepford wives. Enjoyed it, I did. Sleep, I cant.
Work...ugh, I dont want to. Kill me.
Meijers can suck my chesticles.
See...i dont have testicles so my breasts are now chesticles.
My mom still wont tell me exactly what the money was for. I had to keep bugging her to tell me what it was and then finally she came out and said it was for a "bill" but she wouldnt tell me WHICH bill it was for.
My closet was raided. My mom said she was just looking for dirty clothing...which means she read my book. No ones supposed to see that book. EVER.
In 7 months i wont be a teenager anymore. Peter Pan, where are you when i need you? Not being a teenager means ill be another twenty-something living in my moms house, ambitionless and all around lazy. Its not like in those anti-drug commercials where they blame that on marijuna usage. Oh no. Ive never smoked weed. So WHATS MY FUCKING EXCUSE?
Isnt it weird...that we think about the future and then...we end up living in the future but the future becomes present and then theres more future to imagine? What happens when theres no more future to imagine? what then? WHAT THEN?!?! Do we start over from scratch? Pretend fire doesnt exist so that "someone" can "discover" it?
Did you know twinkies burn my mouth?
and
Did you know that i was going to be called "Misty" and not Kristen?
and
Did you know i have 11 toes?
Whoops i made that one up. I only have 10.
Im putting porn, masturbation, and my doubt in christianity behind me so i can become a nun. :D Thats what im gunna do with my life. Ive decided. Porn...tool of the devil. Masturbation...satans caress. Its the way to go really. If i wear one of those nun outfits...i dont have to worry about my hair. No ones going to see my figure anyways so hey ...EAT UP! I could be like the fat nun in Sister Act. ALLLL SMILES. :D *tink*
Its 3am. I dont know what im saying.
I just watched the stepford wives. Enjoyed it, I did. Sleep, I cant.
Work...ugh, I dont want to. Kill me.
Meijers can suck my chesticles.
See...i dont have testicles so my breasts are now chesticles.
My mom still wont tell me exactly what the money was for. I had to keep bugging her to tell me what it was and then finally she came out and said it was for a "bill" but she wouldnt tell me WHICH bill it was for.
My closet was raided. My mom said she was just looking for dirty clothing...which means she read my book. No ones supposed to see that book. EVER.
In 7 months i wont be a teenager anymore. Peter Pan, where are you when i need you? Not being a teenager means ill be another twenty-something living in my moms house, ambitionless and all around lazy. Its not like in those anti-drug commercials where they blame that on marijuna usage. Oh no. Ive never smoked weed. So WHATS MY FUCKING EXCUSE?