ok.. i took these from Brittni .. because they are just so good
"If you have ever voluntarily worn a dress to school...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If you've never held a frog because you were afraid you'd get warts...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If you've never gone swimming in a ditch after a big rain ...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If you never tried to dig your own swimming pool and fill it up with the water hose, only to end up with a mud hole instead...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If you've never snacked on sweet clover and honeysuckle...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If your dolls didn't have all their hair chopped off, shortly after you got them...you could have been a girly girl."
"If your idea of dressing up never included cowboy boots, your dad's work shoes or Indian feathers...you could have been a girly girl."
"If you wore shoes anywhere other than church between the months of May and September...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If you enjoyed fishing but were never able to bait your own hook...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If you don't know that minnows will never turn into fish, not ever, no matter how long you keep them, well...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If you never once sat on the roof of the house you grew up in...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If you've never swung from your knees on a swing set or tree limb ...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If you don't know that green tree frogs will stick almost anywhere...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If the only hunting you've ever done was in a mall and involved finding that perfect outfit...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If you never challenged a boy to an arm wrestling match...you could have been a girly girl."
"If you preferred playing hopscotch on the sidewalk at recess, rather than football with the boys...you could have been a girly girl."
"If you've never been scolded for making unladylike noises with your palm cupped under your armpit...you could have been a girly girl." (or in my case.. trying. I never did figure that out!)
"If you were never chosen ahead of a boy when teams were picked during P.E. or recess...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If you preferred a painted and shuttered play house on the ground rather than a bug infested loft in the trees...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If you were never involved in a spitting contest, either as a participant, or a judge...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If you were too squeamish to let a Fuzzy Wuzzy worm crawl in your hand...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If you never learned to make a spit ball that would stick on it's target...you could have been a girly-girl." - and we learned that spit balls and resturants dont mix.
"If you were too squeamish to pull your own loose teeth, let alone those of your friends...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If you're too ladylike to break out in a run in public...you could be a grown up girly-girl."
after reading all these... i have comcluded ~"i am NOT a girli-girl!!! by ANY stretch of the immagination".. i love the picking teams over a guy one lol.I do have to admit that it took me a long time to figgure that out about minnoes tho..... at least i found out because i kept them as pets for years.. they all had names. ;P
"If you've never held a frog because you were afraid you'd get warts...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If you've never gone swimming in a ditch after a big rain ...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If you never tried to dig your own swimming pool and fill it up with the water hose, only to end up with a mud hole instead...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If you've never snacked on sweet clover and honeysuckle...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If your dolls didn't have all their hair chopped off, shortly after you got them...you could have been a girly girl."
"If your idea of dressing up never included cowboy boots, your dad's work shoes or Indian feathers...you could have been a girly girl."
"If you wore shoes anywhere other than church between the months of May and September...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If you enjoyed fishing but were never able to bait your own hook...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If you don't know that minnows will never turn into fish, not ever, no matter how long you keep them, well...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If you never once sat on the roof of the house you grew up in...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If you've never swung from your knees on a swing set or tree limb ...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If you don't know that green tree frogs will stick almost anywhere...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If the only hunting you've ever done was in a mall and involved finding that perfect outfit...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If you never challenged a boy to an arm wrestling match...you could have been a girly girl."
"If you preferred playing hopscotch on the sidewalk at recess, rather than football with the boys...you could have been a girly girl."
"If you've never been scolded for making unladylike noises with your palm cupped under your armpit...you could have been a girly girl." (or in my case.. trying. I never did figure that out!)
"If you were never chosen ahead of a boy when teams were picked during P.E. or recess...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If you preferred a painted and shuttered play house on the ground rather than a bug infested loft in the trees...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If you were never involved in a spitting contest, either as a participant, or a judge...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If you were too squeamish to let a Fuzzy Wuzzy worm crawl in your hand...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If you never learned to make a spit ball that would stick on it's target...you could have been a girly-girl." - and we learned that spit balls and resturants dont mix.
"If you were too squeamish to pull your own loose teeth, let alone those of your friends...you could have been a girly-girl."
"If you're too ladylike to break out in a run in public...you could be a grown up girly-girl."
after reading all these... i have comcluded ~"i am NOT a girli-girl!!! by ANY stretch of the immagination".. i love the picking teams over a guy one lol.I do have to admit that it took me a long time to figgure that out about minnoes tho..... at least i found out because i kept them as pets for years.. they all had names. ;P