One last glance at the chameleon dance...

[scouse_eve]

Eve Constantine is no stranger to having incredibly weird shite going around. She's usually the cause of it, or attempting to kick the arse of the one who caused it. And sometimes, she's in the corner, going 'Da, did you really mean to do that, because I don't think that tentacly-thing's supposed to be there

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[nothingsodivine]

In the future, Descant will stay the hell away from the rift room, because nothing good has ever happened to him in that particular room between his actual arrival in the rift, having a gun pointed at his head, and having spells tossed at him, the room has caused him nothing but pain.

And yet, he keeps going back. Mostly to see if those damned angels are doing their jobs properly for once, because somehow crises could be averted if they'd just stick to their post.

They aren't, but there's a girl here with all the look of a new arrival. Oh fantastic.

"Thank you for flying Rift airlines," he mutters under his breath before waving at the girl.

"Hi, this is a public service announcement. You're totally fucked," he says, rocking a bit on the balls of his feet.

Well, no one ever said he had to greet the newbies gently (although it's probably implied somewhere), and he hasn't teased anyone in a long time. His snark reflex gets rusty if he doesn't use it often. Really.

[scouse_eve]

She jumps to her feet when she sees the stranger. "Totally fucked? Really? Do I at least get dinner first? Or hell, even a drink?"

He seems human, but then a lot of evil demon-like things do. They don't usually banter, though.

[nothingsodivine]

Oh he likes her. Anyone who is that quick deserves his utter devotion for all eternity

[scouse_eve]

Eve's always been partial to snark. Anyone can just stand there and look imposing, intimidating, what have you. It takes real brainpower to be witty.

"So, just about every man I've ever met, then. Cute."

She shakes his hand firmly and says, once his explanation is finished, "I'm Eve Constantine. And, not that I'm not pleased to meet you, because I am - do you know how hard it is to find interesting people these days - but how do I get back? My da'll be pissed and then I'll have to listen to another 'Do as I say, not as I do' lecture, and let me tell you? I've memorized the whole damn thing by now."

She has a feeling that she can't - that's how these things works, she's been given to understand, but she has to ask.

[just_the_spare]

Regulus had been wandering through the various corridors in the neverending basement, he was just going to pass by the Rift Room, but stopped when he saw a girl fall out.

Peeking inside, he didn't see anyone else, so he decided to inform her as best he could.

Blinking at her language, he clasped his hands behind his back, "Hello."

[scouse_eve]

"Hi. I'm pretty sure this isn't my fault, but just in case it is? I'm sorry and I didn't mean to. Honest." Eve looks up at him with her best innocent expression.

[just_the_spare]

Regulus gave her a small smile, "No, you just fell out of the rift. I did too...actually just about everyone in this part of the hotel fell out of it."

[scouse_eve]

"The rift? Like - a rift in time in space?" Eve stands up carefully, making sure nothing was broken or damaged. "How did this happ - I wasn't doing anything wrong this time."