Cassie Riddle was having a rather good day. Well as good as she could be, considering everything that's happened lately. She was just enjoying a walk in the park in the autumn sunshine when suddenly, the Rift decided it would be a very good idea to give her deer antlers. And then… they got a little itchy, and she had the instinct to go and rub them
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Granted, she's never had antlers and gotten herself attached to a tree, but she did go caveman once. That should count for something.
Adjusting her bag on her shoulder, she starts to make her way closer, looking over the situation before trying to meet Cassie's eyes. "Need a hand?"
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Cassie's startled at first, making a high-pitched shriek and trying to back away. The deer in her shouting: Human! Human! Run away! Flee! But the Human side of her brain fights for control to calm down and she blinks, grunting, fed up.
She recognizes Buffy from school, although she's not had a chance to talk to her yet. Part of her wishes it would have been a time when she didn't have antlers, but oh well.
With a sigh, she tries to nod her head. "Please," she pulls her head, but it's no use - she can't free herself, "I'd appreciate it,"
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"There. No harm done -- well, except to the tree."
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She stomps the floor cautiously, "Thanks, I'm pretty sure the tree'll survive," she says with an awkward smile, rubbing her neck, "That was seriously starting to do my neck in,"
Fighting any urge to rub herself against the bark again, she smiles a little more brightly, "I've seen you around school, Looney High? You're the new Guidance Councillor, right?"
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"Buffy Summers. You work at the school?"
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She laughs anyway and takes the offered hand, shaking it warmly. "Nice to meet you, Buffy!" she says brightly, "Yes, I do! I'm Cassie Riddle, the new music teacher,"
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She stomps the ground, her antlers feel itchy again. "Well, that's comforting, I suppose," she says and groans, "Okay, the sooner these things go away the better. I'm going to end up sparring at this rate,"
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And she can. If she just has to like and enjoy something, then she can do a lot of things. She can't help it, though -- she laughs a little when Cassie gets frustrated with the antlers.
"At least it's a non-people eating animal. I had this incident with friends of mine getting hyena brains -- they did some things that they can never get back."
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She makes a face at the whole not being part animal that will eat people. Yes, that is definitely a good thing. She's not entirely sure what she'd do if that had happened. She wouldn't forgive herself, for one.
"If I start eating the grass, stop me," she mumbles. He face falls a little at the hyena-brain thing. "Oh God! Dare I ask what they did?"
She probably does not want to know, oh God.
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"Well, they started with the poor school mascot -- who was a pig, so -- not so weird except they bypassed the cooking part?"
There is a beat.
"And then they ... moved on to the principal."
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She puts a hand to her mouth, positively horrified. Okay, eating the school mascot is a little unsettling. And she is trying very hard not to get mental images of that. But... They ate the principal?!
That is more than sickening. It's like something out of a horror film.
"Oh my god, that's just... that's awful!" she says, "But they changed back to normal, right?"
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"A Hellmouth?" she can practically hear the capital 'h' there, "... is that exactly what it sounds like it is?"
Seriously?
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