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what I do on Saturday

Jul 30, 2011 21:57

Seated on one of the couches in the Kashtta's lounge is Dave, who is currently reading up on some magical history.

The book on the table in front of him is really, really large, and extremely old.

Seated on the nearby couch is Gilderoy, who just can't seem to figure out how the remote works. He's familiar with television, of course, but as far as he' ( Read more... )

anne hamilton, dylan, luna lovegood, veronica mars, kenzie douglas, fletcher hadley, david stutler, gilderoy lockhart, randall mcmann, tonks, leon warner, hermione granger

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imwotchingyou July 31 2011, 05:55:25 UTC

Her purple hair is waist-length and a dark shade of plum today. It moves with her as she walks into into the lounge. She's looking for a new dee-bee-dee. Everything in her personal collection has been watched.

Tonks stops when she sees the peacock. "Who the bloody hell let a peacock in the building?" She's not angry or annoyed, she's just surprised.

shiftylockhart July 31 2011, 14:13:28 UTC

The peacock looks at her.

Really, really looks.

...her hair is lovely.

He walks over to her and squawks. Maybe she can fix this?

imwotchingyou July 31 2011, 17:43:26 UTC

Tonks looks at the peacock. "What's the matter with you? Are you stuck or something?"

shiftylockhart July 31 2011, 20:06:06 UTC

If Tonks were lucky enough to have Luna's ability to speak with animals, she'd hear something along the lines of, "YES I'M BLOODY WELL STUCK."

As it is, she does not, so all she'll hear are peacock noises.

Gilderoy shakes his wings at her.

[pretend that up there was 1/2] merlinianblood July 31 2011, 21:53:18 UTC

"The peacock was a guy," Dave says, once he's finished the paragraph he was on.

Apparently, he's the heir to some pretty awesome stuff. Can you really blame him for being so distracted?

"I guess he must be a shapeshifter."

imwotchingyou July 31 2011, 23:27:06 UTC

"A shapeshifter? Well, there's something I could try. I'm not sure that'll it work here. There was this one bloke, got himself turned into a wee bunny. Both of them were adorable."

Tonks takes out her wand. "Let's see if this works." She makes a sharp jabbing motion at the peacock in an attempt to reveal the Animagus.

bewilderoy July 31 2011, 23:42:18 UTC

The peacock makes a frightened noise and jumps back, then suddenly shifts into a man.

Tonks may recognize him.

Gilderoy blinks, groans, and flops back against the floor. "That bloody hurt. What-" And this is the face of a man who's suddenly realized he can feel the carpet on his skin, which can only mean one thing.

"I'm outta here," Dave says, then promptly shuts his book and leaves.

Meanwhile, Gilderoy is scrambling for his clothes. He may be vain and shameless, but nobody likes being naked in public, do they?

imwotchingyou July 31 2011, 23:52:21 UTC

Tonks recognizes him but she isn't a fan. She just stares at him. "Oh. My. God." She looks horrified actually.

bewilderoy August 1 2011, 00:19:09 UTC

"I know, I know."

He isn't the most graceful when it comes to getting back into his pants, but at least they're back on?

"I'm stunning. My apologies, dear. I hardly expected... whatever that was."

imwotchingyou August 1 2011, 00:50:19 UTC

"I have to go. Sorry. I left the gas on." And she turns around to quickly make her exit. she's going to try to at any rate.

bewilderoy August 1 2011, 01:06:00 UTC

Oh, Tonks. Like he hasn't heard that excuse before.

"Hold on just a moment! I have a question. Did-" He chuckles. Is he really about to ask this? It's just so ridiculous.

"Did you say that I was a peacock?"

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