[Locked] And we're off to see the Wizard ...

Sep 09, 2010 23:31

[The result of this thread.]

Second floor, first hallway, down the corridor … gotcha.

It required very little thought after the coffee shop went up, really. A few days of going over the possibilities in his head, running through the scenarios. What’s the worst thing that can happen if Elashte turns out to be a complete asshole? What’re the advantages ( Read more... )

jack o'neill, captain jack harkness

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hey_capn_jack September 10 2010, 13:46:15 UTC
O'Neill may come to realize that he's got a lot of competition in the "insubordination" department. Jack H, at the very least, is just hoping he O'Neill won't wind up shooting him.

It's always a concern.

He's perched on the edge of his desk when Jack walks in, though somewhat oddly twisted around to look at a low cabinet behind and beside the desk. "I think Phoebe left some scotch in here if you're serious about that drink," he says, without either looking up or un-twisting himself - actually, he twists a little further, flicking open the door to reveal a bottle, only half-finished.

Only.

Then he sits up, weaving his knuckles together with a dry smile. "Decided we're the most palatable of the available options?" he asks.

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nomanleftbehind September 11 2010, 02:14:31 UTC
Well, now that Jack knows (thank you, Dmitri) that the good ol’ captain here can’t kick the bucket no matter what’s done to him, the chances of Jack not shooting Harkness at least once during his stay in Chicago are pretty slim ( ... )

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hey_capn_jack September 11 2010, 21:29:15 UTC
"Well, throwing in with Torchwood is arguably better than cool heels and idle hands," Jack says. "Definitely better than three degrees up the equator on a Yallanesian moon. Still, if it was just boredom, I know a guy who takes tourists sharkfishing out in the middle of the lake. Sure he'd love a hand."

It says something, he thinks, that there's enough of a population of sharks in Lake Michigan to sustain that little one-man industry. He's going to have to check and see whether that makes any sense according to any of the mundane published materials on the lake's fauna, sometime. He gets up, recovering the scotch and two glasses, and pours once he's sitting back down.

"First things first, though: an icebreaker." He holds out one of the glasses. "Tactical opinion on how to deal with our friend Mr. CLF?" His tone is conversational, but he's making no effort to disguise the attentive narrowness to his eyes. There are certain answers he'd like to hear, and he's hoping O'Neill will be kind enough to oblige him on one of those.

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nomanleftbehind September 13 2010, 04:46:06 UTC
Shark fishing. Sounds peachy to him. Get a bit of fresh air, test out the old sea legs (not that Lake Michigan’s a sea, but same difference), pretend he’s not stuck in the middle of a potential warzone about to go up in flames. It’d be nice and relaxing.

Of course, with the ever-present threat of having ships fall out of the sky, maybe “relaxing” is the wrong word here …

Jack takes Harkness’s offered scotch glass without breaking eye contact, watches him closely. He doesn’t drink from it, not yet, just rotates it in his hand as he considers his next words, because this is hardly an icebreaker despite Harkness’s claim. It’s all there in his voice.

“Surgical strike team, take out the key players,” he says, after a moment. It’s his gut instinct. Shoot first, ask questions later, and for Christ’s sake, worry about the goddamn fallout later when the threat's gone. “We’ll need to gather intel on how the CLF operates. Does it work like a traditional terrorist organization, with cells, or does it operate differently. Where are the weak ( ... )

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hey_capn_jack September 16 2010, 17:20:24 UTC
{{OOC: Sorry for the weird lag times. My tagbrain turtled off and I haven't managed to re-trap it yet.}}

"Experience says the CLF is too decentralized for key players to matter for more than a few months," Jack says. "Their MO tends to revise itself every time the seasons change. So far as I can tell, the entire Front is nothing more than a bunch of people with a lot of anger, waiting until any damn opportunist to comes and gives them something to fight against. It's risen at least three times, never with quite the same ideals." He takes a drink of his liquor. "...kinda makes you want to give them a puppet government, doesn't it?"

OH JACK HARKNESS NO

"But, hey, even a few quiet weeks might be something to aim for, so long as the population stays active. That's one thing we can say for the CLF - it's giving the wanderers a reason to organize. When the Barnams come-" and there's no if on that, "-I doubt we're going to have a grace period." He knocks the scotch glass against his knee. "As for the Barnams? They're not just ( ... )

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nomanleftbehind September 17 2010, 08:01:55 UTC
[OOC: No problem, take your time! I’m still struggling with brainfail myself, so ... two’s company? :|]Though he hasn’t yet mastered Teal’c’s ability to say half a million words with the cock of one eyebrow and a disapproving head tilt, Jack's eyebrows occasionally speak his mind all too clearly for him. Like now. At the moment, they’re kinda reaching for his distant hairline, because he’s not entirely sure if Harkness’s suggestion for the puppet government was made in jest, or if the guy’s being dead serious here. He settles for assuming the former, just for sanity’s sake ( ... )

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hey_capn_jack September 17 2010, 14:29:36 UTC
"I could introduce you to a few werewolves," Jack says. "The ones I've met have all been perfectly nice." Not that he can claim to know every damn werewolf in the city, and the ones he's met have been semi-homeless teenaged runaways, but that doesn't need to be explored in too much depth ( ... )

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nomanleftbehind September 18 2010, 18:22:40 UTC
Jack’s expression has indeed been growing sourer with each passing second. “No,” he says, not even bothering to hide the sarcasm, “it’s the scotch.”

He suspects it’d be a bad idea to even half-jokingly suggest getting rid of all the archangels and rakshasa (bless you, did you get a piece of beef stuck in your windpipe?), so he keeps his mouth shut until Harkness is done. His understanding of Callings is minimal at best, but he's gotten the impression it’s one of those unavoidable things to being an angel or a demon. Biological imperative, psychological imperative, it's all the same, kinda like how all Goa’uld seem destined to become power-hungry, melodramatic bad guys with a propensity for flashy clothes and insubstantial threats. There’s just no substance. (And all right, all right, maybe they've got a little bit of substance. It’s not so much that they’re all bark and no bite; they just spend so much time yapping that they never get around to fully carrying out their evil plans of universal domination ( ... )

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hey_capn_jack October 2 2010, 23:05:07 UTC
"We're looking into it," Jack says, re: erasing callings. ...then, because that would sound to just about anyone like flippant sarcasm, he adds "Part of the Chicago-Cicero treaty was funding for an institute to study just that. So given enough time, science might just save us all, assuming we can survive long enough for it to get there."

Which is actually something of a common problem in Torchwood and the SGC/SCRT both, Jack suspects. Yeah, eventually the brilliant folks will come up with something to pull everyone's asses out of the fire. The trick, and it takes a fair amount of talent, is to keep them all from roasting while they work it out.

"And you're going to love this. The last time anyone saw that First Angel, he was heading for a monastery in a remote part of Tibet. Even trying to get ahold of him to sign the damn thing took, what was it, four months?" He considers that. "And that was with archangels looking for him. To the best of my knowledge, there is no archangel comman structure here any more ( ... )

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nomanleftbehind October 6 2010, 22:54:19 UTC
“And you couldn’t find anyone better?” Jack says. Then again, something really has to be said about the saying “any port in a storm.” He wouldn’t deal with the Tok’ra if given a chance, but hey, when the situation calls for it, you gotta do what you gotta do. It’s like cooperating with the Russians.

Though, as bad as this situation is, if there’s one saving grace about the entire business, it’s the fact that he doesn’t have to deal with anymore snakes. (And, given any luck, no snakes will pop on through the Rift.

… right. Luck. Haha.)

He makes a face. “… all right. Plan B,” he says. Oh right. “What’s Plan B?”

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hey_capn_jack October 10 2010, 21:17:20 UTC
Jack raises an eyebrow. "You're not overly familiar with angels, are you ( ... )

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nomanleftbehind October 11 2010, 01:22:17 UTC
Jack doesn’t so much as shrug as shift his shoulders minutely as he takes it all in. Redistributes his weight on his feet. Yeah, he can work with this. He returns Harkness’s smile with one of his own - humorless and more than a little dry.

“Oh, Instagur’s my middle name,” he says. It really isn’t, and he has no idea what the hell it means, but he’s down with it. So far. The ball's in his court, and it's time to play.

“So you want me to make you a team,” he says, wetting his throat a little. “Any recommendations?”

He hasn’t been here for too long and nobody’s really caught his eye yet. Then again, he doesn’t exactly “get around,” per se, and if Harkness knows anyone out there … well, though he'd prefer to make his own team from scratch, a place to start wouldn't be unwelcome.

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hey_capn_jack October 14 2010, 18:59:47 UTC
"Most of the people I can recommend are either spoken for, out of town, or Dmitri Lang," Jack says, with an apologetic gesture. "If you wanted muscle, I know some people I could call in; as for contingency, my options are a bit more truncated. Unless you wanted people who might not know which end of a gun the bullets came out of." He picks up his journal, flipping to a blank page. "I could refer you over to Mio Hongo - second in command of Torchwood Chicago, handles most of the administrative and organizational work. Or sit you down with Phoebe."

And oh, wouldn't he like to be a fly on the wall of that meeting.

"She's been organizing the civilian response efforts. And what can I say? She makes friends."

Sure, this is all a bit more cobbled-together than most people would like, but that's practically the definition of Torchwood and its tactics. Empty out the odds and ends drawer, and if you can't save the world with that?

...well, you're screwed.

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nomanleftbehind October 17 2010, 02:04:25 UTC
“Hook me up,” Jack says. “Civilian response.” He pauses. “Is there any sort of law enforcement for Wanderers around here? An organized militia?”

He’s asking because he’s noticed more than a few cops around the area who’ve dropped into the city with nothing to do, all of them cooling their heels on the sidewalk or walking the beat at random. Though it’s better than nothing, it’s not exactly very efficient, and some organization on that end might do the community a world of wonder.

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