in the right light, study becomes insight
The rumors have been going around for some time. In fact, some people have even seen him. Captain Omega. A real life super hero. Spandex and everything.
The spandex? Is right underneath this mofo's clothes. Sure, sure, it gets a bit pricey to ruin a pair of clothes every time he needs to run off and be awesome, but where would the world be without his epicness? In a very sad place, that's where. See? He's even on the news. Of course, some people have issues with him, but whatevs. Haters gonna hate. Plus also, it's the mark of an even better super hero when the media's got issues with you. He knows he's rad. The internet knows he's rad.
Someone even cosplayed as him at some tiny convention. Tiny convention this year, worshipers at Comicon next year. that's how these things work. No one will be able to deny his amazing. And he'll have a hot girlfriend who wangsts over not knowing her lovers true identity. Mmmmmm...
But right now, he's dead asleep in the library, drooling on the table. The library's about to close, too. Usually, it's a pretty safe place to sleep -- safer than home at least, where his dad will want to bother him with crazy things like working on their life size Ironman replica suit.
Carlos Garcia never goes to the library to read. Like superheros need an education. Pff. Don't be silly. He's got much more important goals in mind. Like uh saving the world?
The spandex? Is right underneath this mofo's clothes. Sure, sure, it gets a bit pricey to ruin a pair of clothes every time he needs to run off and be awesome, but where would the world be without his epicness? In a very sad place, that's where. See? He's even on the news. Of course, some people have issues with him, but whatevs. Haters gonna hate. Plus also, it's the mark of an even better super hero when the media's got issues with you. He knows he's rad. The internet knows he's rad.
Someone even cosplayed as him at some tiny convention. Tiny convention this year, worshipers at Comicon next year. that's how these things work. No one will be able to deny his amazing. And he'll have a hot girlfriend who wangsts over not knowing her lovers true identity. Mmmmmm...
But right now, he's dead asleep in the library, drooling on the table. The library's about to close, too. Usually, it's a pretty safe place to sleep -- safer than home at least, where his dad will want to bother him with crazy things like working on their life size Ironman replica suit.
Carlos Garcia never goes to the library to read. Like superheros need an education. Pff. Don't be silly. He's got much more important goals in mind. Like uh saving the world?