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I'll keep you by my side with my superhuman might...

Mar 12, 2009 19:26

Lessons Michael Vaughn really should have learned by now:

Do not go out into the streets. Ever. Really. It's just a bad idea at this point, but dumb Boy Scouts are dumb and do not know when to say no.

Or maybe that's just Vaughn.

Because he's out, again. Without a weapon. Just tromping the streets, practically looking for trouble. The narration ( Read more... )

michael vaughn, missy ashford, ragnar, aniki forfrysning, babel

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technicallyiam March 13 2009, 04:15:41 UTC

Vaughn, this is not going to be your best day ever.

Right now, there is a demon in an alley. She's been hiding ever since her run-in with the cops several weeks ago, on the lam with Logan and not getting out of this city until she's had her way with Ms. Sydney Bristow. Bitch has her face, bitch has to pay.

And Ms. Bristow hasn't contacted her yet, which means Missy's looking to make good on her promise to start taking her annoyance out on her friends... And oh what ho? Is that Boyfriend walking down the street?

She blends into the shadows, waits until Vaughn is just past the mouth of the alley, and then jerks him inside with her, holding him steady with a switchblade to his throat.

"Hi, Boyfriend."

...Yeah, Vaughn. Not your best day ever.

stillaboyscout March 13 2009, 04:22:14 UTC

Well fuck. Vaughn's screwed.

And it's when he's screwed that he gets to be his stupidest. Yes, stupidest. It's the only word that accurately descibes him.

"I'm. NOT. Your. BOYFRIEND!" he growls between gritted teeth, foregoing the 'oh my god I'm going to die' thought in favor of the 'struggle uselessly!' action. "Get off me, you stupid bitch."

Yes, he's pulling out the big guns. Ooo, words.

...He's so going to die.

technicallyiam March 13 2009, 04:29:08 UTC

"Of course you're not, dumbass," she hisses in his ear, digging the knife a little bit into his flesh- not so much that she's nicked something major, but enough that he's aware that there's a KNIFE AT HIS THROAT AND IF YOU STRUGGLE, YOU WILL DIE.

She has no intention of killing him. She just needs him a little bit bloody.

"How's my double these days? Did she think I was bluffing? Well, tell sweetness that she's got another thing coming."

stillaboyscout March 13 2009, 04:45:38 UTC

Vaughn stops struggling immediately, but only because she mentions Sydney. Oh she didn't. She didn't just threaten her.

"Leave Sydney the fuck alone," he growls. "Or I will find a way to kill you, you bitch. I don't care what it takes. I don't care. I hunt you down, and you will be dead."

He's shaking with rage now. He's going to kill her. He is. He's sick of this bitch messing with his life and he wants her dead.

technicallyiam March 13 2009, 04:55:18 UTC

"Nice, Captain Redundant, except you're forgetting who the bitch with the knife is." She pushes him to the ground roughly and advances on him, switchblade still out. If he tries to regain his balance or stand up, he will get a stiletto heel digging painfully into his chest.

This is why you don't go weaponless, Vaughn. It never ends well for you.

stillaboyscout March 13 2009, 05:05:24 UTC

Oh, Vaughn does try. Quite hard. Dammit, he's going to get out of this.

He glares up at Missy with as much hate as he can manage (which is quite a lot, for a stupid Boy Scout).

"Oh, you've got bitch right," he says, then tries to spit in her fact. Because he's really not thinking clearly at this point, and he just wants to get under her skin a teeny tiny bit.

technicallyiam March 13 2009, 05:16:11 UTC

Missy arches her eyebrows and digs her heels a little bit harder into his chest. If he were a normal man, she'd probably bored a hole into him by now, but she's starting to get the impression that he's not normal. It'll leave a bruise though. She's sure of that.

She kneels down a little closer, pressing the edge of the knife against his elbow and balancing her weight on the heel that's currently digging into his sternum. Be so very, very glad you're almost indestructible, Vaughn. "You keep that up and I'll just forget about not killing you. Sweetness can have your eyes first." She lets the blade hover over his eye, before moving it down. "And then your tongue." She presses the blunt end of the blade against his lips. "And from there...."

She lets the knife hover over his chest where his heart is located. "A bit tacky and unoriginal, I guess, but I like classics."

stillaboyscout March 13 2009, 05:20:21 UTC

Vaughn knows that at this point he should be scared, but he's not. He's just enraged. He's had enough of this bitch. She tricked him, just like Lauren tricked him and now she's threatening people he loves, just like Lauren did and...

"I'd go with very unoriginal," he snaps. "Really, you'd kill me just off the bat like that? I'd think a bitch like you would want to drag it out a little more. There are plenty of other things you could do to me before cutting out my heart."

Yes, that's a challenge.

technicallyiam March 13 2009, 05:30:34 UTC

"Like kill your girlfriend?" She digs her heel just a bit harder into his sternum. "Big talk for the guy on the bottom."

She flicks the knife a few times, showing off her dexterity and then grabs the collar of his shirt and slices through the collar, still keeping her balance before tearing the cloth away from a space around his chest. That out of the way she presses the knife to his chest and starts carving her initials with a bit of a flourish- M.A. It's not too deep, but it'll hurt and it'll bleed and that's what matters.

That finished, she flips the knife closed and grins. "Tell Sydney Bristow that she's got a week. If she's not downtown in the earthquake district a week from now, the next time you don't get off so easy."

stillaboyscout March 13 2009, 05:38:24 UTC

Vaughn gasps as she cuts him, then gets a hold on himself and just bites his lip hard enough to bleed.

He glares at her. "What if I don't tell her anything?" he spits at her again, a mix of blood and saliva this time. "And then what? You're going to kill me? Come on." He shakes his head at her.

technicallyiam March 13 2009, 05:44:23 UTC

Missy's grin is positively venomous, although it fades, the instant the bloody spit hits her face. "Then I guess it's your fault when I find every single one of her friends and murder them. Do you really want that on your conscience? Because I'll make sure you're the last one who gets it, see how long it takes you to crack." She wipes the spit away and starts to back off of him, but stops long enough to consider something.

"Oh. One more thing."

She's got a gun in her backpocket and out it comes, long enough for Vaughn to see what it is just before she whacks him across the head with it.

Nighty night, Vaughn.

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