Today in the news...
If anyone is watching the news, they may catch this report:
"...and in local news, there are still no leads as to the cause of the fire nearly three weeks ago that completely destroyed the Kit Kat Nightklub." The screen changes to a camera pan of a pile of charred rubble that had once been a strip club that a certain behemoth worked at for a time. "Fire and Law Enforcement officials have found the fire's starting point, which was not near any wiring or flammable materials, according to the owner."
An interview with the fire chief comes on the screen. "This was definitely a purposeful attack on the establishment. We have located the source of the fire, and are doing our best to find any leads as to who would have committed this senseless act of vandalism."
And back to the anchor. "Anyone with information regarding the fire is encouraged to contact the authorities. Coming up next, a gay bowling team with a very unusual name and mascot. You're watching Chicago's Channel 10."
Somewhere in New York, a blonde woman in an old-fashioned dress is still feeling very pleased with herself.
"...and in local news, there are still no leads as to the cause of the fire nearly three weeks ago that completely destroyed the Kit Kat Nightklub." The screen changes to a camera pan of a pile of charred rubble that had once been a strip club that a certain behemoth worked at for a time. "Fire and Law Enforcement officials have found the fire's starting point, which was not near any wiring or flammable materials, according to the owner."
An interview with the fire chief comes on the screen. "This was definitely a purposeful attack on the establishment. We have located the source of the fire, and are doing our best to find any leads as to who would have committed this senseless act of vandalism."
And back to the anchor. "Anyone with information regarding the fire is encouraged to contact the authorities. Coming up next, a gay bowling team with a very unusual name and mascot. You're watching Chicago's Channel 10."
Somewhere in New York, a blonde woman in an old-fashioned dress is still feeling very pleased with herself.