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"Dude, our gravestones should read 'Bacon fritters with southern gravy seemed like a good idea at the time' "
"Nah mine will read, bacon CHEDDAR fritters in southern gravy: My wife left me, the dog shot itself, my kids became LaVey Satanists, the pickup broke down, the cat ate the goldfish, then choked to death on it, ...and finally the house burned down. I regret nothing."
"...When did we add cheddar?"
"Nah mine will read, bacon CHEDDAR fritters in southern gravy: My wife left me, the dog shot itself, my kids became LaVey Satanists, the pickup broke down, the cat ate the goldfish, then choked to death on it, ...and finally the house burned down. I regret nothing."
"...When did we add cheddar?"