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Sexy Headcanon Meme
Name a character and I'll tell you 5-10 sexy headcanon facts about them.
Hobollen (selfdeluded)
☁ His neck is probably the quickest way to get him riled up, but it embarrasses him horribly. Mostly because he knows it's entirely Vampvi's fault that it gets to him so much.
☁ Same for biting. He adores being bitten, and is, to some extent, a masochist. The rough and tumble way is potentially his favorite, gives him less time to think about it and become embarrassed.
☁ Likewise, he's... pretty fond of biting. And leaving marks. Kind of like claiming territory - but more often than not, if it's someone he's really close to or cares about, he won't be able to bring himself to do anything like that.
☁ Generally his preference for sex when bottoming is hard, and fast. Instant gratification. This is partially to blame on his current vampirism. When on top he's fine with just about anything, though.
☁ It's best to distract the boy, because if you get him too entirely flustered he just won't be able to enjoy the experience fully.
☁ Likewise though, if he feeds before or during, it's much harder to actually get him flustered.
☁ One brilliant way to get him flustered is to actually treat him more like a lover and less like it's a one-time-thing. He never understands that and it makes him horribly shy about the whole thing.
☁ When he was human, he vastly preferred the idea of sex with someone that wasn't human. Now that he's not human, he prefers the idea of having sex with someone that is. :| Kid can't win.
☁ Hollow of his collar is a good spot to rile him up with, too~ Not the one with Demon-attack scars, though. That one just hurts now.
Nill (reassures)
♩ Nill will most likely never initiate a situation like this even if she gets over past trauma, unless there's a very good reason. But it doesn't mean she's really free of her teenage hormones, so it's horribly embarrassing for her when she ends up actually finding someone attractive.
♩ ...she has probably thought of trying masturbation whenever one of the boys is feeling particularly turned on, mostly because she can't block out strong feelings and then she ends up feeling it. She hasn't given in to the urge yet, but she's seriously considered it on a few occasions. ...this was especially difficult to manage when Yosuke was being fucked by Aizen, but there was no way in hell she was going to do it with that kind of imagery around.
♩ Assuming she gets over her issues, she'd be a big fan of gentle sex. And would probably want the lights on. Anyone that would tell her she's beautiful and metaphorically hold her hand through the 'first' time would be utterly amazing.
♩ She would be able to handle rough sex much more easily than she would bondage, as long as the lights were on.
♩ Do not ever try bondage on her. That would probably be the best way to turn her off sex for the next decade and likely give her a panic attack. She'd fight it and start freaking out.
♩ Despite trauma, if someone that she cared about actually asked her for sex, she would probably not say no. But you'd have to let her know it wasn't just a one-night thing if you actually wanted more out of it than that - she wouldn't catch on to it on her own.
Bomber (explosiverabbit)
҂ The biggest cuddler you will ever see. EVER. He loves being able to curl up and hold the other person and go to sleep with the warm fuzzy afterglow feelings. Given his flirtatious ways, this has actually surprised a lot of his past partners.
҂ He switches between vices; if he's not getting laid, he'll drink. If he's not in the mood to drink, he'll get himself laid.
҂ Likewise, he hates drunk sex. He'll still go for it, but he'd much rather be sober and fully able to enjoy the experience than not.
҂ Has a habit of trying to memorize his partner's body, and explore as much of it as he can before the general need drives one of them too far and he can't wait any more.
҂ He loves people. In some way, he loves everyone that he has sex with, even just a little. There's no such thing as a one night stand with him, because he would gladly sleep with anyone again that he has in the past. In fact, he knows all the names of everyone he's ever slept with. It's just that a lot of the time, he doesn't stay in the same place long enough to have any repeats. But he does seek people out if he's in the area again.
҂ He's never offended when the other person doesn't remember his name, but he remember's theirs.
҂ A lot of the time, the sex won't entirely be about actually getting off. Not for him, at least. He always tries to take care of the other person before getting to his own needs; he's not above getting the person off and getting himself off at the same time, however.
҂ He hates the feeling of being topped by a guy. It's much too intrusive. but if a guy wanted to ride him, he wouldn't mind that at all.
҂ It's actually a huge turn on when the other person wants to top him. Let's him get into it more and worry less about their need and concentrate more on his own.
҂ His biggest fantasy is probably taking both Sniper and Teasing to bed. But likewise, he's convinced this will never happen. But the image in his head is wonderful. (He forgets a lot of the time that it would probably mean needing to share Teasing, at least for the night. It never seems to factor in to the fantasies.)
҂ Bonus: He'd be just as happy sleeping in the same bed with those two and just curling up between them as he would having sex with them.
Pharos (bedninja)
☠ FUCK YOU DOLLY
☠ no really uhhhh
☠ ....he wouldn't see the point in having sex, because he figures it's mostly for the purpose of reproduction. And you can't really reproduce with Death.
☠ Though the existence of Death the Kid has kind of made him wonder about that.
☠ It would take some coercion but you could probably talk him into it eventually, provided he was a decent size.
☠ Regarding the above, even Pharos has something of an idea that you aren't supposed to have sex with 'children'. :/ Sooo idk... TRY WHEN HE'S NOT KIDLET-SIZED. Like. Next time the Castle makes him big.
☠ He actually does have some idea that boys generally like girls. Mostly because he's watched a few of Minty's s.links go down. Thus, he knows how to be a gentleman, when it actually occurs to him that he should be. (See: kissing Halloween's hand when the turtledoves were around)
☠ He actually does have a crush on someone. A kind of hero-worshippy kid-crush. That isn't Minato.
she still kind of doesn't have a name (slightlydamned)
∝ Lost any real interest in sex about three centuries ago, but will still use it to get her way. Or to kill someone. Never a better time to kill someone than when they're busy fucking you.
∝ Fancied herself as something of a lesbian back when she actually found sex appealing. Though as a vampire, you generally end up liking whatever you can get, and that rule still applied to her. She just ended up in the beds of women a lot more often than men.
∝ She actually had a female lover - an ice demon, in fact! - for the better part of a decade. (This was actually IC.)
∝ uhhhh idk. She wasn't opposed to using toys and the.... like...
∝ Despite that, the only person she ever actually loved was a very oblivious man. She watched him die.
∝ God no I can't think of anything else. Most of her nerve endings just DO NOT WORK ANYMORE so she doesn't have any sensitive spots or anything like that.
∝ Sex with her could actually be kind of dangerous for a human? She doesn't have the healing factor a normal vampire does and her blood doesn't clot very well (despite, lol, being kinda dead and all and not having a beating heart and all that good stuff) so if she gets cut or something during she'd just keep bleeding.
Name a character and I'll tell you 5-10 sexy headcanon facts about them.
Hobollen (selfdeluded)
☁ His neck is probably the quickest way to get him riled up, but it embarrasses him horribly. Mostly because he knows it's entirely Vampvi's fault that it gets to him so much.
☁ Same for biting. He adores being bitten, and is, to some extent, a masochist. The rough and tumble way is potentially his favorite, gives him less time to think about it and become embarrassed.
☁ Likewise, he's... pretty fond of biting. And leaving marks. Kind of like claiming territory - but more often than not, if it's someone he's really close to or cares about, he won't be able to bring himself to do anything like that.
☁ Generally his preference for sex when bottoming is hard, and fast. Instant gratification. This is partially to blame on his current vampirism. When on top he's fine with just about anything, though.
☁ It's best to distract the boy, because if you get him too entirely flustered he just won't be able to enjoy the experience fully.
☁ Likewise though, if he feeds before or during, it's much harder to actually get him flustered.
☁ One brilliant way to get him flustered is to actually treat him more like a lover and less like it's a one-time-thing. He never understands that and it makes him horribly shy about the whole thing.
☁ When he was human, he vastly preferred the idea of sex with someone that wasn't human. Now that he's not human, he prefers the idea of having sex with someone that is. :| Kid can't win.
☁ Hollow of his collar is a good spot to rile him up with, too~ Not the one with Demon-attack scars, though. That one just hurts now.
Nill (reassures)
♩ Nill will most likely never initiate a situation like this even if she gets over past trauma, unless there's a very good reason. But it doesn't mean she's really free of her teenage hormones, so it's horribly embarrassing for her when she ends up actually finding someone attractive.
♩ ...she has probably thought of trying masturbation whenever one of the boys is feeling particularly turned on, mostly because she can't block out strong feelings and then she ends up feeling it. She hasn't given in to the urge yet, but she's seriously considered it on a few occasions. ...this was especially difficult to manage when Yosuke was being fucked by Aizen, but there was no way in hell she was going to do it with that kind of imagery around.
♩ Assuming she gets over her issues, she'd be a big fan of gentle sex. And would probably want the lights on. Anyone that would tell her she's beautiful and metaphorically hold her hand through the 'first' time would be utterly amazing.
♩ She would be able to handle rough sex much more easily than she would bondage, as long as the lights were on.
♩ Do not ever try bondage on her. That would probably be the best way to turn her off sex for the next decade and likely give her a panic attack. She'd fight it and start freaking out.
♩ Despite trauma, if someone that she cared about actually asked her for sex, she would probably not say no. But you'd have to let her know it wasn't just a one-night thing if you actually wanted more out of it than that - she wouldn't catch on to it on her own.
Bomber (explosiverabbit)
҂ The biggest cuddler you will ever see. EVER. He loves being able to curl up and hold the other person and go to sleep with the warm fuzzy afterglow feelings. Given his flirtatious ways, this has actually surprised a lot of his past partners.
҂ He switches between vices; if he's not getting laid, he'll drink. If he's not in the mood to drink, he'll get himself laid.
҂ Likewise, he hates drunk sex. He'll still go for it, but he'd much rather be sober and fully able to enjoy the experience than not.
҂ Has a habit of trying to memorize his partner's body, and explore as much of it as he can before the general need drives one of them too far and he can't wait any more.
҂ He loves people. In some way, he loves everyone that he has sex with, even just a little. There's no such thing as a one night stand with him, because he would gladly sleep with anyone again that he has in the past. In fact, he knows all the names of everyone he's ever slept with. It's just that a lot of the time, he doesn't stay in the same place long enough to have any repeats. But he does seek people out if he's in the area again.
҂ He's never offended when the other person doesn't remember his name, but he remember's theirs.
҂ A lot of the time, the sex won't entirely be about actually getting off. Not for him, at least. He always tries to take care of the other person before getting to his own needs; he's not above getting the person off and getting himself off at the same time, however.
҂ He hates the feeling of being topped by a guy. It's much too intrusive. but if a guy wanted to ride him, he wouldn't mind that at all.
҂ It's actually a huge turn on when the other person wants to top him. Let's him get into it more and worry less about their need and concentrate more on his own.
҂ His biggest fantasy is probably taking both Sniper and Teasing to bed. But likewise, he's convinced this will never happen. But the image in his head is wonderful. (He forgets a lot of the time that it would probably mean needing to share Teasing, at least for the night. It never seems to factor in to the fantasies.)
҂ Bonus: He'd be just as happy sleeping in the same bed with those two and just curling up between them as he would having sex with them.
Pharos (bedninja)
☠ FUCK YOU DOLLY
☠ no really uhhhh
☠ ....he wouldn't see the point in having sex, because he figures it's mostly for the purpose of reproduction. And you can't really reproduce with Death.
☠ Though the existence of Death the Kid has kind of made him wonder about that.
☠ It would take some coercion but you could probably talk him into it eventually, provided he was a decent size.
☠ Regarding the above, even Pharos has something of an idea that you aren't supposed to have sex with 'children'. :/ Sooo idk... TRY WHEN HE'S NOT KIDLET-SIZED. Like. Next time the Castle makes him big.
☠ He actually does have some idea that boys generally like girls. Mostly because he's watched a few of Minty's s.links go down. Thus, he knows how to be a gentleman, when it actually occurs to him that he should be. (See: kissing Halloween's hand when the turtledoves were around)
☠ He actually does have a crush on someone. A kind of hero-worshippy kid-crush. That isn't Minato.
she still kind of doesn't have a name (slightlydamned)
∝ Lost any real interest in sex about three centuries ago, but will still use it to get her way. Or to kill someone. Never a better time to kill someone than when they're busy fucking you.
∝ Fancied herself as something of a lesbian back when she actually found sex appealing. Though as a vampire, you generally end up liking whatever you can get, and that rule still applied to her. She just ended up in the beds of women a lot more often than men.
∝ She actually had a female lover - an ice demon, in fact! - for the better part of a decade. (This was actually IC.)
∝ uhhhh idk. She wasn't opposed to using toys and the.... like...
∝ Despite that, the only person she ever actually loved was a very oblivious man. She watched him die.
∝ God no I can't think of anything else. Most of her nerve endings just DO NOT WORK ANYMORE so she doesn't have any sensitive spots or anything like that.
∝ Sex with her could actually be kind of dangerous for a human? She doesn't have the healing factor a normal vampire does and her blood doesn't clot very well (despite, lol, being kinda dead and all and not having a beating heart and all that good stuff) so if she gets cut or something during she'd just keep bleeding.