Monday Madness1. The one kitchen appliance I just could not live without is my _______.
2. My desk always looks like _______.
3. The clocks in my house are always ____ minutes fast.
4. The one television program I just can't stand is _______.
5. The one television program I try to never miss is _______.
6. When it comes to housework, I really hate cleaning ________.
7. If I could re-design my living room, the first thing I would do is _______.
8. I wish I had a bigger ______ in my house.
9. When someone points a camera at me and says 'Smile!' I usually ________.
10. I expect I'll have my income tax done by _______.
1. The one kitchen appliance I just could not live without is my garbage disposal.
Until a few weeks ago, I would have said my coffee pot. But I am not drinking much coffee anymore, so that's no longer true.
2. My desk always looks like (? a flat surface? At work, it's completely clear except for the project I'm working on at that given moment. At home, it's covered with whatever debris the kids left there.).
3. The clocks in my house are always a few minutes fast.
4. The one television program I just can't stand is virtually all of them, CNN in particular.
5. The one television program I try to never miss is Queer Eye.
6. When it comes to housework, I really hate cleaning up other people's junk.
7. If I could re-design my living room, the first thing I would do is get an entertainment unit and ditch all the odds-and-ends tables.
8. I wish I had a bigger freezer in my house.
9. When someone points a camera at me and says 'Smile!' I usually say "what?".
10. I expect I'll have my income tax done by tonight.
(I'm serious. I already did them, I just have to get the form from the Y that documents child-care expenses.)