World Beard Championships

Oct 03, 2003 15:57

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sailingcub October 3 2003, 20:37:42 UTC
Holy crap! How long did each of those folks spend to style their beard/mustache?!?!!?

::covering goatee in fear of hair products::

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beyondbliss October 3 2003, 20:44:24 UTC
Oh come on! If you are going to win the coveted "Best real goatee" category, you are going to need some hair products!

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sailingcub October 3 2003, 20:47:26 UTC
hehehe! Can you just imagine a bunch of folks lined up all frantically styling their facial/body hair in the mens room before the competition? ::snicker:: puts me in mind of gym in Jr. high!

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beyondbliss October 3 2003, 21:02:55 UTC
It actually makes *me* think of smearing AndroGel on my belly. Good god. If I had only known it felt very much like either a) hair gel or b) the guy missed....

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Re: sailingcub October 3 2003, 21:06:52 UTC
it does? ew ew ew! I was so totally thinking about trying to switch over too. Total sticky nasty mess, huh? :-(

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beyondbliss October 3 2003, 21:09:37 UTC
Well it evaporates fast, so it doesn't *remain* gross. But putting it on totally reminded me of far too many teenaged middle-of-the-night "do you have a rag... this is way gross" moments.

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Re: sailingcub October 3 2003, 21:12:36 UTC
Makes kleenex pocket packs take on a whole new meaning and importance :-)

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Re: robalo October 4 2003, 01:35:02 UTC
heh. I was gonna say, it *does* eveaporate fast. I didn;t think androgel seemed so gross. Just a bit sticky afterwords... okay. I guess it does seem a bit like hair gel.
As for those teenage middle of the nite moments. I wish I'd had some of those.
*sigh*

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sailingcub October 3 2003, 20:55:53 UTC
oh! And would you be going for best Amish impression, sir? :-)
::ducking and running::

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beyondbliss October 3 2003, 21:00:33 UTC
:PPPPPPP

I would win it and you know I would. Did I tell you what fun I had in Amish country earlier this year, traveling with the kids and Sal? People in the "family restaurant" we stopped in were quite insistent that Sal and I were not in the same party, even. LOL.

I also have my-beard-is-not-the-same-color-as-my-hair-HELLO? covered...

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LOL sailingcub October 3 2003, 21:05:15 UTC
No, you didn't tell me about being in Amish country! OMG! heheheh!!!!

Sounds like you might carry both prizes away.... perhaps we should set up this competition. Perhaps we should approach the local bear community and have them add it onto next years bear competition! What do you think?

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beyondbliss October 3 2003, 21:07:48 UTC
God. I can't even imagine what they'd say to that.

You know I was at 6 Flags on gay day "out in the park" or whatever they're calling it, and we ended up sitting at a table next to a bunch of (presumably XY) bears for like an hour. The whole time I was doing body-hair scans on them, poking Shane saying "hey, look I am way hairier than any of them...look..."

:)

I am such a dork sometimes.

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body hair sailingcub October 3 2003, 21:11:15 UTC
oh trannyboys totally got a ton of bears beat on the bodyhair front :-)

Some of the bears wold be cool, others would be total mysoginistic pricks. Hrmm... I might have to actually venture out and ask the two or so bears in the community that I know what they think. Be a great deal of fun if it worked though :-).

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