The Adelaide man

Jan 22, 2009 22:54

J and I went to this gay pub for a drink.

J went to the toilet after he bought me a bottle of beer. And there was this man from Adelaide ( age between 28-35, slim fit, short blonde hair and tall) approached me.

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A-Adelaide man
C-Me
J-J

A: Can I grab the seat next to ya?
C: may as well.
A: Are you here by yourself?
C:  No, with a friend. he's in the toilet.

[.......]

A: You're cute.
C: Thanks. ( plus fake smile)
A: Graham ( offers his hand)
C: Col

[hand-shake]

A: Where do you live, Col?
C: Fitz
A: Sorry?
C: Fitzroy. Yourself?
A: from Adelaide. staying at the Westin in the city.
C: Cool.
A: Very nice hotel.
C: You get what you paid for.. it is.
A: So, are you single?
C: Kind of.
A: Kind of?
C: I'm seeing someone special.
A: Ok. Is he here?
C: He;s in the loo ( duh). Lad hunting aye?
A: I have a bf, in adelaide.
C: Are you here for holiday or work?
A: A few days break for midsumma ( midsumma is a big gay event in Melb)
C: I was there with a girl friend..... 
A: Yes. So, want to go and check out my hotel room?
C: (OMG) No, thank you.
A: Why not?
C: Nah... because I'm......

[ J came back from the toilet]

C: J, this is Graham. Graham this is J.

[ handshake]

A: Your boyfriend is very cute, J.
J: *laughter*

[A put his arm around my waist, and rubbed my back, I put on a BIG FAKE smile and looked at J. J looked at me with his eyes wide opened, he didn't know A was rubbing my back.]

C: Graham is from Adelaide, he's staying at a hotel in the city....... alone...
J: AhhHHhhhh.......
A: I'll behere until Friday. So, you guys go out a lot?

[ J and I looked at each other and went ..]

J&C: ya , no,.. ya... nah... once or twice a week... nah,... yes.. ya.. oh..hmmmm
A: Where you guys normally hang-out? any good pubs or clubs in melbourne?
J: Peel, Market, Sircuit.... [indistinctively]

A:( looked at J) You do threesome?
J: No..
A: Why not? ( He looked at me, then turned back to J)
C: I'm an old fashioned guy.
[ I laughed and laughed then put on a big FAKE smile again]
C: You can have J for some one-on-one fun in your hotel.
J: Well.. Col just live nearby, you can ask him to "Show" you around.
C: Oh no, I am very busy tomorrow evening, J, since you finish work at 5 and you have  a car, you can "SHOW" him around.
J: Could be very late... you know...driving all the way to the city.
C: Time is not an issue for such activity anyway.
J: Come on, you live around here.
C: No....

[ A was like watching a tennis match]

Then I stood up because A also put his hand near my groin and slowly proceeded to my crotch. And J said...

J: Let's go get a good spot for the drag show later.

[ And I quickly got out from the corner and J hold my hand and we both quickly walked away from A, and I whispered to J, "that guy's weird, his hands were like everywhere..."and J went " Is IT? I didn't see it" I said" of course not, you were too busy checking him out!"  Then J put his arm around me.

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20 min or so later....

J went to the bar to buy me more beer, then  A saw me standing there alone, and he walked towards me. I saw him walking towards me, I quickly went to J and  said, "oh no.. "he's coming to me again".... luckily,  I saw him turnedaway after he saw J put his arm around me.

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* The adelaide man is actually quite good looking... but too bad.... a bit dissapointing isn't it!"
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