Horoscope #1:
You can do no wrong today, dear Capricorn, so live it up. In some ways, it may feel like your birthday, as all of the attention is focused your way. When it comes to completing things on your to-do list, you have the power to plow through with ease. If it doesn't seem like you can complete everything yourself, delegate tasks to others. You will be honored and respected.
Horoscope #2:
It may be disconcerting to you that you cannot do everything you want to do now. The truth is that you probably want to accomplish even more than usual, so there is a need for some self-restraint. The good news is that you usually handle this kind of self-imposed discipline well. The bad news is that you may talk yourself out of your common sense and go ahead anyhow. If you are unsure, wait a day or two and see how you feel before taking serious action.
wow yes, weird, strange, kickass sort of fated hectic overwhelming rough and too-ambitious spectacular crzy day. The words came out of my mouth, "Oh my goodness why the fuck do I have to be the center of the universe all of a sudden?"
80,000 loose ends and the conviction that the entire universe (or just the bit that my head occupies) will EXPLOOOOOOODE if they are not all neatly tied off by the end of the month. grrr.argh.