why the crap am I not on Jeopardy?
First, when that idiot Mormon was racking up millions, I admit, I watched. And y'know what? I got more answers right than he did, in every category, during every episode.
And tonight: "Ancient Greek Drama" and "Screen Queens," categories tailor-made, I swear, to mock my inane and superfluous talent for retention of otherwise useless amassings of knowledge. Of the ten questions (all of which I answered correctly), only five or six were even guessed at by the contestants. That show is my retirement fund, if I can just GET THERE.
And tonight: "Ancient Greek Drama" and "Screen Queens," categories tailor-made, I swear, to mock my inane and superfluous talent for retention of otherwise useless amassings of knowledge. Of the ten questions (all of which I answered correctly), only five or six were even guessed at by the contestants. That show is my retirement fund, if I can just GET THERE.