FIC: Shift-Change
Shift-Change; or, Why Blaine Owes Chandler Kiehl Ten Dollars
Rated: PG
Word Count: approx 10k
Pairings: Blaine/Kurt, Sebastian->Blaine; background Chandler/Jeremiah, Mike/Tina and mentions of Sugar/Artie
Summary: Chipotle!AU. Blaine's just trying to master the salsa station without screaming, and maybe finding a boyfriend would be nice too - anything to get Captain Craigslist off his back. He's not exactly planning to get fixated on a boy at a club, or fascinated by the to-go order for Hummel that's exactly the same as his own.
Notes: This is long, silly, and incredibly self-indulgent - I myself work at Chipotle and I have projected no small amount of my frustrations onto poor Blainers here. Also, whenever I write AUs, my bias toward my favorite characters becomes stupidly apparent, so I hope you can endure that, too. Lastly, I apologize to anyone who ends up craving burritos because of this, and by "apologize" I mean "sorry I'm not sorry."
Jargon glossary-ish thing under the cut! :)
( Thirteen characteristics and then some. )
Rated: PG
Word Count: approx 10k
Pairings: Blaine/Kurt, Sebastian->Blaine; background Chandler/Jeremiah, Mike/Tina and mentions of Sugar/Artie
Summary: Chipotle!AU. Blaine's just trying to master the salsa station without screaming, and maybe finding a boyfriend would be nice too - anything to get Captain Craigslist off his back. He's not exactly planning to get fixated on a boy at a club, or fascinated by the to-go order for Hummel that's exactly the same as his own.
Notes: This is long, silly, and incredibly self-indulgent - I myself work at Chipotle and I have projected no small amount of my frustrations onto poor Blainers here. Also, whenever I write AUs, my bias toward my favorite characters becomes stupidly apparent, so I hope you can endure that, too. Lastly, I apologize to anyone who ends up craving burritos because of this, and by "apologize" I mean "sorry I'm not sorry."
Jargon glossary-ish thing under the cut! :)
( Thirteen characteristics and then some. )