Fic: Windy City
Title: Windy City
Pairing/Character(s): Kurt/Blaine, Cooper, Sam
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Awkward and embarrassing situations.
Word Count: Very short
Spoilers: Glee 3x15, "Big Brother"
Standard-Issue Short-Form Disclaimer: I do not hold copyright to Glee, I make no claims to such, and I am not profiting from this.
Summary: In which Cooper asks Blaine, Kurt, and Sam to critique his dance moves, and Blaine doesn't understand why Sam has to be there, and then he does, and it's the most uncomfortable three minutes and forty-two seconds of his life.
Author's Notes: So after seeing some “Magic Mike” gifs, I wandered over to the kink meme to see if anyone had posted fic about Cooper Anderson being a stripper, because… I mean, obviously. And all I saw was one prompt asking for “Whatever the author wants as long as it involves Cooper and male stripping.” And then I wrote something completely silly and not at all hot, because I fail at kink meme.
(But really, someone else should go give that prompt a proper fill.)
...and now Blaine understands why his brother is wearing tear-away basketball warmups with his old dress shirt and one of Blaine’s bowties because he’s going to tear his pants off because he is stripping.
Pairing/Character(s): Kurt/Blaine, Cooper, Sam
Rating: PG-13
Warnings: Awkward and embarrassing situations.
Word Count: Very short
Spoilers: Glee 3x15, "Big Brother"
Standard-Issue Short-Form Disclaimer: I do not hold copyright to Glee, I make no claims to such, and I am not profiting from this.
Summary: In which Cooper asks Blaine, Kurt, and Sam to critique his dance moves, and Blaine doesn't understand why Sam has to be there, and then he does, and it's the most uncomfortable three minutes and forty-two seconds of his life.
Author's Notes: So after seeing some “Magic Mike” gifs, I wandered over to the kink meme to see if anyone had posted fic about Cooper Anderson being a stripper, because… I mean, obviously. And all I saw was one prompt asking for “Whatever the author wants as long as it involves Cooper and male stripping.” And then I wrote something completely silly and not at all hot, because I fail at kink meme.
(But really, someone else should go give that prompt a proper fill.)
...and now Blaine understands why his brother is wearing tear-away basketball warmups with his old dress shirt and one of Blaine’s bowties because he’s going to tear his pants off because he is stripping.